Internet Rando Guy
@pottedmeat.bsky.social
Just a guy. A lot like you, in fact.
Don't you have roving bands of masked federal agents roaming around your state? Did they just kill a civilian in a car? Stop with this weak sauce bullshit and DO SOMETHING.
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Don't you have roving bands of masked federal agents roaming around your state? Did they just kill a civilian in a car? Stop with this weak sauce bullshit and DO SOMETHING.
So this is it? The GOP MAGA healthcare plan is just.... Haggling at your local hospital for discounts?
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
So this is it? The GOP MAGA healthcare plan is just.... Haggling at your local hospital for discounts?
Jesus Christ, that was hard to look at. I cringed so hard I think my testicles undescended.
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Jesus Christ, that was hard to look at. I cringed so hard I think my testicles undescended.
It's like that time Dee Snider dispelled the illusion that "We're Not Gonna Take It" was a right wing anthem.
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It's like that time Dee Snider dispelled the illusion that "We're Not Gonna Take It" was a right wing anthem.
Nothing personal, Senator, but I don't think our executive branch is asking for permission anymore.
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Nothing personal, Senator, but I don't think our executive branch is asking for permission anymore.
I'm sure they're all driving those UHauls straight to Louisiana, Mike.
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I'm sure they're all driving those UHauls straight to Louisiana, Mike.
Sorry that the monster you created out of dead body parts and shocked to life in a lab is now out there, ravaging the countryside.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Sorry that the monster you created out of dead body parts and shocked to life in a lab is now out there, ravaging the countryside.
I think that guy in the middle may have fucked a bunch of kids for fun.
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I think that guy in the middle may have fucked a bunch of kids for fun.
I mean, if he asks nicely, I can call it "AI garbage" instead... But it just doesn't have the same ring to it.
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I mean, if he asks nicely, I can call it "AI garbage" instead... But it just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Wanna bet he's still going to golf this afternoon?
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Wanna bet he's still going to golf this afternoon?
They should definitely stop paying their taxes. There is no way that won't work out well for them.
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
They should definitely stop paying their taxes. There is no way that won't work out well for them.
In terms of metaphors, that one is a bit obvious.
January 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
In terms of metaphors, that one is a bit obvious.
Deep in a K hole.
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Deep in a K hole.
Nah, it'll be back. In 2029. After some personnel changes and a little work with a crowbar on the sign out front.
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Nah, it'll be back. In 2029. After some personnel changes and a little work with a crowbar on the sign out front.
This has strong "If the hospitals are full, why is this lobby empty?" energy to it.
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This has strong "If the hospitals are full, why is this lobby empty?" energy to it.
But what about the losers and the haters?! And all of the scum?! He didn't even mention any of them!
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
But what about the losers and the haters?! And all of the scum?! He didn't even mention any of them!
Sure. Until he "commits suicide".
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sure. Until he "commits suicide".
If you’re gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you’re gonna get eaten...
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you’re gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you’re gonna get eaten...
You know, I actually didn't until today.
December 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You know, I actually didn't until today.
Nixon's approval was 24% right before he resigned in 1974. That's what I consider the absolute bottom... A place where 1 out of every 4 people can still be convinced.
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Nixon's approval was 24% right before he resigned in 1974. That's what I consider the absolute bottom... A place where 1 out of every 4 people can still be convinced.
I think the standard MAGA response is something along the lines of, "Good, we don't want you anyways."
Those living around tourist areas, on the other hand, are definitely aware. (I see hotels in NH/Maine flying Canadian flags.)
Those living around tourist areas, on the other hand, are definitely aware. (I see hotels in NH/Maine flying Canadian flags.)
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I think the standard MAGA response is something along the lines of, "Good, we don't want you anyways."
Those living around tourist areas, on the other hand, are definitely aware. (I see hotels in NH/Maine flying Canadian flags.)
Those living around tourist areas, on the other hand, are definitely aware. (I see hotels in NH/Maine flying Canadian flags.)
Books that have penises, obviously.
December 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Books that have penises, obviously.