President Trump’s Executive Orders
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Breaking news highlighting upcoming EO’s from President Donald J. Trump.
For those of you who are wondering where I’ve been, I’m writing an autobiography. I’m calling it My Struggle. Perfect name. I’m surprised nobody has taken it yet. My publisher said something about potential sales in Germany, but what does he know.
April 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
For those of you who are wondering where I’ve been, I’m writing an autobiography. I’m calling it My Struggle. Perfect name. I’m surprised nobody has taken it yet. My publisher said something about potential sales in Germany, but what does he know.
Executive Order 250409.01: I was set to hold the tariffs FOREVER but I rolled three straight double sixes and now I feel that GOD ALMIGHTY is telling me “buy all the stocks you can while the market is low, and delay the tariffs for 90 days.” Who am I to argue with God and profit?
April 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Executive Order 250409.01: I was set to hold the tariffs FOREVER but I rolled three straight double sixes and now I feel that GOD ALMIGHTY is telling me “buy all the stocks you can while the market is low, and delay the tariffs for 90 days.” Who am I to argue with God and profit?
Executive Order 250403.02: I’m announcing a new tariff on *rolls D20* Mozambique in the amount of *rolls D20* 73% on *roll* long grain rice.
April 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Executive Order 250403.02: I’m announcing a new tariff on *rolls D20* Mozambique in the amount of *rolls D20* 73% on *roll* long grain rice.
Executive Order 250403.01: Are we having fun yet?
April 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Executive Order 250403.01: Are we having fun yet?
Executive Order 250331.01: I am announcing that I am running for an unprecedented FOURTH term as President. Seeing as I won the 2016, 2020, and 2024 elections, I don’t see any reason why I can’t run again. And for those of you who say “THE CONSTITUTION” yeah well that hasn’t stopped me so far.
April 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Executive Order 250331.01: I am announcing that I am running for an unprecedented FOURTH term as President. Seeing as I won the 2016, 2020, and 2024 elections, I don’t see any reason why I can’t run again. And for those of you who say “THE CONSTITUTION” yeah well that hasn’t stopped me so far.
Executive Order 250329.01: A great man once said “Those who forget history, make America great again.” So I’m making history, history. Oh and that great man was me.
March 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Executive Order 250329.01: A great man once said “Those who forget history, make America great again.” So I’m making history, history. Oh and that great man was me.
Executive Order 250325.02: I am instructing the Federal Reserve to sell gold bars and invest in crypto currencies as a hedge. Very smart! I have many hedges on my golf courses. And my golf courses have a lot of gold on them. I like golf. It’s like gold, only with an f. I forgot what I was saying.
March 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Executive Order 250325.02: I am instructing the Federal Reserve to sell gold bars and invest in crypto currencies as a hedge. Very smart! I have many hedges on my golf courses. And my golf courses have a lot of gold on them. I like golf. It’s like gold, only with an f. I forgot what I was saying.
Executive Order 250325.01: From now on I am BANNING Signal from the White House. Instead, I am instructing SECDEF Hegseth and DNI Gabbard to instead write their messages on the blackboard outside of the Starbucks across the street.
March 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Executive Order 250325.01: From now on I am BANNING Signal from the White House. Instead, I am instructing SECDEF Hegseth and DNI Gabbard to instead write their messages on the blackboard outside of the Starbucks across the street.
Executive Order 250311.01: I am declaring a State of Emergency for NY, MI, & MN in order to help them manage an impending economic and energy disaster that I created for absolutely no good reason. Just because I threw the first punch at Canada doesn't give them the right to punch back!
March 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Executive Order 250311.01: I am declaring a State of Emergency for NY, MI, & MN in order to help them manage an impending economic and energy disaster that I created for absolutely no good reason. Just because I threw the first punch at Canada doesn't give them the right to punch back!
Executive order 250303.01: TARIFFS BACK ON. AND WE’LL MAKE CANADA AND MEXICO PAY. EXCEPT THE TARIFFS. THOSE, YOU’LL PAY.
March 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Executive order 250303.01: TARIFFS BACK ON. AND WE’LL MAKE CANADA AND MEXICO PAY. EXCEPT THE TARIFFS. THOSE, YOU’LL PAY.
Executive Order 250228.01: President Zelenskyy is BANNED from the White House. I’ve never been treated so rudely. Imagine someone coming into MY HOUSE and telling me inconvenient truths about things I know nothing about but have already formed opinions on. Such disrespect.
March 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Executive Order 250228.01: President Zelenskyy is BANNED from the White House. I’ve never been treated so rudely. Imagine someone coming into MY HOUSE and telling me inconvenient truths about things I know nothing about but have already formed opinions on. Such disrespect.
Executive Order 250228.01: I am officially making American the new language of the United States. It’s very similar to English but with significantly more grammatical mistakes.
February 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Executive Order 250228.01: I am officially making American the new language of the United States. It’s very similar to English but with significantly more grammatical mistakes.
Executive Order 250223.01: I just got the weirdest email demanding that I explain what I did last week or risk being terminated. I thought I already explained to Vladimir what I was gonna do this week.
February 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Executive Order 250223.01: I just got the weirdest email demanding that I explain what I did last week or risk being terminated. I thought I already explained to Vladimir what I was gonna do this week.
Executive Order 250220.01: I have named Kash Patel to lead the FBI, who has been confirmed by the Senate today. He's great! He has cash right there in his name! And as I astutely pointed out to my MAGA people: he's brown but he isn't Muslim! STABLE GENIUS!
February 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Executive Order 250220.01: I have named Kash Patel to lead the FBI, who has been confirmed by the Senate today. He's great! He has cash right there in his name! And as I astutely pointed out to my MAGA people: he's brown but he isn't Muslim! STABLE GENIUS!
Executive Order 250218.02: I have named myself CEO and Chairman of the United States. I have gotten rid of this whole “checks and balances” BS.
Now, I just need to build myself a Death Star. I will call it the Trump Star. It’ll be gold plated. And only blow up Democrat planets.
Now, I just need to build myself a Death Star. I will call it the Trump Star. It’ll be gold plated. And only blow up Democrat planets.
February 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Executive Order 250218.02: I have named myself CEO and Chairman of the United States. I have gotten rid of this whole “checks and balances” BS.
Now, I just need to build myself a Death Star. I will call it the Trump Star. It’ll be gold plated. And only blow up Democrat planets.
Now, I just need to build myself a Death Star. I will call it the Trump Star. It’ll be gold plated. And only blow up Democrat planets.
Executive Order 250218.01: Putin and I have come to an agreement on Ukraine. We both agree he gets whatever he wants and that the war is Ukraine’s fault. If they had just handed over their lunch money, they wouldn’t have gotten beaten up. Totally their fault.
February 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Executive Order 250218.01: Putin and I have come to an agreement on Ukraine. We both agree he gets whatever he wants and that the war is Ukraine’s fault. If they had just handed over their lunch money, they wouldn’t have gotten beaten up. Totally their fault.
Executive Order 250217.01: Canada has launched a secret assault on the USA by sending their weather upon us. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. In retaliation, I am holding their Stanley Cup hostage until they stop.
February 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Executive Order 250217.01: Canada has launched a secret assault on the USA by sending their weather upon us. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. In retaliation, I am holding their Stanley Cup hostage until they stop.
Executive Order 250215.01: We’re gonna END the War in Ukraine by negotiating directly with Russia. Smart! We’re not including Zelensky in this because of reasons.
February 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Executive Order 250215.01: We’re gonna END the War in Ukraine by negotiating directly with Russia. Smart! We’re not including Zelensky in this because of reasons.
Executive Order 250214.01: We’re getting rid of the NNSA. Talk about waste! We haven’t dropped a nuke in 80 years. And we’re paying these people to oversee our nukes?! Whats the worst that can happen?
February 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Executive Order 250214.01: We’re getting rid of the NNSA. Talk about waste! We haven’t dropped a nuke in 80 years. And we’re paying these people to oversee our nukes?! Whats the worst that can happen?
Executive Order 250213.01: I’m officially putting reciprocal tariffs on everything. Unfortunately, most things will get more expensive for average Americans. But if we look at the bright side, I’m rich and I really don’t care.
February 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Executive Order 250213.01: I’m officially putting reciprocal tariffs on everything. Unfortunately, most things will get more expensive for average Americans. But if we look at the bright side, I’m rich and I really don’t care.
Executive Order 250212.01: I'm officially designating Sleepy Joe Biden responsible for the inflation I'm responsible for causing with my aforementioned Executive Orders. Except for the inflation caused by my steel and aluminum tariffs; those are definitely because of OBAMA.
February 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Executive Order 250212.01: I'm officially designating Sleepy Joe Biden responsible for the inflation I'm responsible for causing with my aforementioned Executive Orders. Except for the inflation caused by my steel and aluminum tariffs; those are definitely because of OBAMA.
For those asking about our Gaza plans: we’re exercising American authority. It’s like a credit card except I never need to pay for it. Greenland? American authority. Panama? American authority. It’s genius. Like pointing a gun at a driver and saying “Give me your car! American authority!”
February 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
For those asking about our Gaza plans: we’re exercising American authority. It’s like a credit card except I never need to pay for it. Greenland? American authority. Panama? American authority. It’s genius. Like pointing a gun at a driver and saying “Give me your car! American authority!”
Executive border 250209.02: PLASTIC STRAWS ARE BACK! Don’t let the liberal MSM tell you I’m not focusing on the biggest problems facing households in America!
February 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Executive border 250209.02: PLASTIC STRAWS ARE BACK! Don’t let the liberal MSM tell you I’m not focusing on the biggest problems facing households in America!
Executive Order 250209.01: We are establishing an office in the White House for Christian prayers. Not because I really believe in god but because I just love seeing a bunch of people on their knees in front of me.
February 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Executive Order 250209.01: We are establishing an office in the White House for Christian prayers. Not because I really believe in god but because I just love seeing a bunch of people on their knees in front of me.
Executive Order 250207.01: I am REVOKING Sleepy Joe’s security clearance! He’s a clear risk to accidentally leak private data, and we already have DOGE for that. Efficient!
February 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Executive Order 250207.01: I am REVOKING Sleepy Joe’s security clearance! He’s a clear risk to accidentally leak private data, and we already have DOGE for that. Efficient!