We’ve studied the [airline name REDACTED by our lawyers] process of boarding the aisle seats first and the window seats last. Airplanes fly through clouds, so we’ve stolen^H^H^H^H^H^H^H applied their logistics wisdom to our empowering cloud beverage logistics platform.

Daughter of the founder of Pourly (upon trying a new soda): [enthusiastically] Ooooo, that’s good [sudden inflection change] but horrible at the same time.

Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.