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power-eats.bsky.social
Cat Power
@power-eats.bsky.social
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Power the cat likes to judge your dinner. Read the alt text, it's usually better than the food.
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Merry Christmas to you all, even the bastards who put me in this ridiculous fluffy thing
A black and white cat smiles, wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shoulders A black and white cat frowns to camera, still wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shoulders
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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We found a weird potato
Black and white cat with abominable potato (snowman-shaped ballsack of a potato, with toothpicks for arms and googly eyes)
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Christmas update: The humans found a weird potato and subjected me to a photoshoot with the abominable snowman
A black and white cat sits on beige carpet at the top of the stairs, and looks across at a potato snowman with googly eyes and toothpicks for arms The black and white cat turns away in disgust, the potato looks at the cat, perplexed at the reaction. The potato has moved down a step, and looks directly into camera, with arms outstretched ('here I am, world!'). The cat remains on the landing looking a little scared but trying to be nonchalant The potato and cat sit next to each other again. Cat's expression is somewhat 'fuck my life'. Potato raises arms up in surrender.
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Hairy chin, nostril hairs and all
Black and white cat face close up. White fuzzy chin, nostril hairs and all
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Pumpkin base and nduja, have you lost your mind? Call the hospital, we need an intervention over here

Christmas is cancelled everyone!
A black and white cat peeks her head around the corner of a sofa, terrified of the pumpkin pizza plate
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I'm a stinker? A cheesy breath mushroom head? How dare you
What on earth
A black and white cat sits on a fluffy blanket, she looks into camera with a mildly startled look on her face
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Droolcula
A black and white cat, post vet visit, zooted out on the good shit. Massive pupils, no idea where or who she is, long spittle strings hang from either side of her mouth like a dribbly doped-up Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Help
Black and white butter-fiend is in focus, staring at you intensely. She wants the butter and you'll give her the butter.
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I've unwittingly summoned the butter fiend again
A cup-a-soup with buttered sourdough 'soldiers' for dipping. The photographer is being stalked by a blurry figure in the background... It appears to be a black and white butter-fiend shaped like a cat
October 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Black and white cat sits on grey furry blanket, in front of a PS3 controller. She stole your seat and she's not sorry
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I'm in control now, bitches
A black and white cat sleeps with her head resting on 2 games controllers and a TV remote Close up of an illuminated charging PS3 controller, with a black and white cat's sleepy chin resting on the joystick controls Black and white cat sits on a green patterned cushion, and two TV remotes. She smiles to camera, knowing you have to watch Star Trek for the rest of the night, because her tummy rolls are now in charge of changing the channel.
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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It's spooky season, but I'm a creeper all year round
A black and white cat sits on the right-hand-side of a sofa backrest, facing and mirroring the pose of a red fox cushion. Some sort of vintage/sepia-green filter is applied, notching up the creep factor
October 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Sorted! You can have a bonus one
Black and white cat poses against a cream-coloured concrete wall. Mise en scene: hanging guitar, shadows
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Thinking of making an album but can't decide which cover image makes me look the most cool so everyone will want to be me
A black and white cat, pov from carpet level, sleeping in a bunch of sunbeams A black and white cat, looking over her shoulder, on a teal, blue, and yellow flower patterned bedspread. More sunbeams Small black and white cat sleeping on stairs. Sepia tint Black and white cat photographed from a distance, looking over her shoulder, and, looking preeeetty pretty cool. She stands against a cracked cement wall with a guitar mounted on it
October 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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A dinner of (British) kings!

I'll lick my own butt but I won't touch that
A black and white cat sits on a grey blanket, looking toward a baked potato with beans and leaves. She's disappointed in you. You have the world's cuisine at your fingertips and you choose to eat that.
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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When I'm found dead, and this little butthole is nowhere to be found, they're going to record my death as falling down the stairs.

She's gonna get away with it
September 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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She's come to protect me from the monsters

(Lies of P: screaming jump scares if you're a scaredy cat like me)
A black and white cat sits between the sofa and TV, looking alert and a tad alarmed She's now jumped up on a lap for scratches. Her face is derpy and boggle-eyed
September 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I'll have a bacon salad, please. Cat size
There's a black and white cat, there's a massive bacon salad, there's a camera person pending hospitalisation for salt overdose
September 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Bonus picture (from spring) before the summer heat dried everything up. (We wondered why the lavender was growing like that; now we know)
She sits in the pot again, this time with nice green grass and dandelions growing
September 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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We have the first Power plant to be built in the UK over the last 10 years
Power, the black and white cat, sits at the bottom of a (very dry) garden, in a large square terracotta plant pot.
September 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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There are hundreds more like this
A sleeping cat is adorned with peapods. She has a single pea on her paw.
August 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Somewhere along the line it all got a bit out of hand
A black and white cat, photographed from above, with a peapod on her back She looks disdainfully to camera Three peapods on her back; a furry trifecta One peapod on the head, another 3 in a pretty fern shape on her back. (She seems to like this, or at least tolerate it)
August 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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She's learned the 'gimme a treat' gesture. It's all over for the humans. We're just walking treat dispensers, now.
A black and white cat sits on the sofa and looks intensely into camera She lifts her paw up and points at you. Give her a treat, biatch
August 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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❤️
A black and white cat lying on her back and slowly moving her paw
August 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
power-eats.bsky.social
I see your catflap hasn't been washed in a while... I'm currently cleaning your neighbours' if you want me to do yours too?
A black and white cat stares through a blurry catflap window. Clearly unimpressed with your peephole washing standards
August 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM