Aaron Staley
@poweredbyatari.bsky.social
Incredibly random person who does things that aren't considered algorithm worthy.
The problem with modern country is that it tries too hard.
Back in the 60s and 70s Wynette, Kristofferson, and Jones were singing about divorce, hangovers, and suicide - which are topics the average rural population can relate to.
Back in the 60s and 70s Wynette, Kristofferson, and Jones were singing about divorce, hangovers, and suicide - which are topics the average rural population can relate to.
May 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The problem with modern country is that it tries too hard.
Back in the 60s and 70s Wynette, Kristofferson, and Jones were singing about divorce, hangovers, and suicide - which are topics the average rural population can relate to.
Back in the 60s and 70s Wynette, Kristofferson, and Jones were singing about divorce, hangovers, and suicide - which are topics the average rural population can relate to.
Me on May 1st: Happy Beltane!
Also, me on May 1st: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
Also, me on May 1st: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
May 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me on May 1st: Happy Beltane!
Also, me on May 1st: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
Also, me on May 1st: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
The problem with catering to the stupid is they feel entitled to everyone's time, attention, and energy.
And get hella upset when they're told no.
And get hella upset when they're told no.
April 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The problem with catering to the stupid is they feel entitled to everyone's time, attention, and energy.
And get hella upset when they're told no.
And get hella upset when they're told no.
If the Pope died on Easter, does that mean he'll be back in a couple days?
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If the Pope died on Easter, does that mean he'll be back in a couple days?
I hate how every time I wait for the other shoe to drop it always fucking does.
April 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I hate how every time I wait for the other shoe to drop it always fucking does.
The road to fascism is paved with people telling you that you're overreacting.
April 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The road to fascism is paved with people telling you that you're overreacting.
If I created a franchise as successful as Harry Potter, the most controversial thing I would say is a sudden revelation that I'm responsible for a good 60% of the franchise fan-fic porn available on the Internet.
April 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If I created a franchise as successful as Harry Potter, the most controversial thing I would say is a sudden revelation that I'm responsible for a good 60% of the franchise fan-fic porn available on the Internet.
I'm waiting for one of those millionaire tourism vanity rockets to explode and aerosolize Tom Cruise over southwestern Arizona.
April 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm waiting for one of those millionaire tourism vanity rockets to explode and aerosolize Tom Cruise over southwestern Arizona.
Reducing Cognitive Load is my term for day drinking.
April 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Reducing Cognitive Load is my term for day drinking.
Just had my legs waxed.
It was a complete rip-off.
It was a complete rip-off.
April 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just had my legs waxed.
It was a complete rip-off.
It was a complete rip-off.
To expand on my last post:
Maintaining friendships using social media is as low effort and impersonal as getting a birthday card from your dentist.
Maintaining friendships using social media is as low effort and impersonal as getting a birthday card from your dentist.
April 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
To expand on my last post:
Maintaining friendships using social media is as low effort and impersonal as getting a birthday card from your dentist.
Maintaining friendships using social media is as low effort and impersonal as getting a birthday card from your dentist.
I'm starting to feel like I'm the only one putting energy into maintaining friendships again.
With the exception of one friend who reached out to me last month, I've had to initiate every conversation with my friends.
Thanks for confirming that I'm no one's first choice.
With the exception of one friend who reached out to me last month, I've had to initiate every conversation with my friends.
Thanks for confirming that I'm no one's first choice.
April 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm starting to feel like I'm the only one putting energy into maintaining friendships again.
With the exception of one friend who reached out to me last month, I've had to initiate every conversation with my friends.
Thanks for confirming that I'm no one's first choice.
With the exception of one friend who reached out to me last month, I've had to initiate every conversation with my friends.
Thanks for confirming that I'm no one's first choice.
Any "hands free" device needs to have a manual interface as well.
I'm tired of flailing my wet hands at a towel dispenser like Kermit the Frog.
I'm tired of flailing my wet hands at a towel dispenser like Kermit the Frog.
April 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Any "hands free" device needs to have a manual interface as well.
I'm tired of flailing my wet hands at a towel dispenser like Kermit the Frog.
I'm tired of flailing my wet hands at a towel dispenser like Kermit the Frog.
There is a minority group that I feel is responsible for a majority of the problems I have.
They're called congressmen.
They're called congressmen.
April 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
There is a minority group that I feel is responsible for a majority of the problems I have.
They're called congressmen.
They're called congressmen.
I would like to thank Elon for proving that the only difference between a billionaire and the guy who rants on a subway platform while masturbating is a billion dollars.
Wealth really does turn insanity into eccentricity.
Wealth really does turn insanity into eccentricity.
April 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I would like to thank Elon for proving that the only difference between a billionaire and the guy who rants on a subway platform while masturbating is a billion dollars.
Wealth really does turn insanity into eccentricity.
Wealth really does turn insanity into eccentricity.
Lord grant me the confidence of a local band on social media announcing "big things soon!"
March 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Lord grant me the confidence of a local band on social media announcing "big things soon!"
My problem with the new ChatGPT engine is I told it to make me a picture of a big titty goth girl who's dummy thicc and they said my request violated their usage policy.
I'm sorry, ChatGPT, I thought you were world-changing technology.
I'm sorry, ChatGPT, I thought you were world-changing technology.
March 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My problem with the new ChatGPT engine is I told it to make me a picture of a big titty goth girl who's dummy thicc and they said my request violated their usage policy.
I'm sorry, ChatGPT, I thought you were world-changing technology.
I'm sorry, ChatGPT, I thought you were world-changing technology.
I love how the same people who will take a random pill they found on the ground at a music festival are against vaccines because "no one knows what's in them".
March 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I love how the same people who will take a random pill they found on the ground at a music festival are against vaccines because "no one knows what's in them".
It's hard to heal and grow when you're in an environment filled with glorified livestock that does nothing more than feed, fuck, and fling shit at others.
March 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It's hard to heal and grow when you're in an environment filled with glorified livestock that does nothing more than feed, fuck, and fling shit at others.
Every time I have Jesus take the wheel, I keep forgetting that he doesn't know how to drive.
March 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Every time I have Jesus take the wheel, I keep forgetting that he doesn't know how to drive.
For once I would like to live in precedented times.
March 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
For once I would like to live in precedented times.
With how progressively shitty life in America is getting, self-improvement feels a lot like arranging deck chairs on a sinking ship.
March 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
With how progressively shitty life in America is getting, self-improvement feels a lot like arranging deck chairs on a sinking ship.
I guess the reason why I am never terribly sanguine about any resistance movements is due to the fact that standing up for myself has always resulted in a worse outcome for me growing up.
March 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I guess the reason why I am never terribly sanguine about any resistance movements is due to the fact that standing up for myself has always resulted in a worse outcome for me growing up.
How long until Hegseth shows up to a White House presser with his pants around his ankles while loudly complaining that his Taco Bell order looks weird?
March 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
How long until Hegseth shows up to a White House presser with his pants around his ankles while loudly complaining that his Taco Bell order looks weird?
I would like to congratulate the US Dept of Justice for offering to be rent-a-cops for Tesla.
Thus confirming that the sole mission of American law enforcement is to protect the interests of wealthy businesses and has sweet fuck all to do with public safety.
Thus confirming that the sole mission of American law enforcement is to protect the interests of wealthy businesses and has sweet fuck all to do with public safety.
March 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I would like to congratulate the US Dept of Justice for offering to be rent-a-cops for Tesla.
Thus confirming that the sole mission of American law enforcement is to protect the interests of wealthy businesses and has sweet fuck all to do with public safety.
Thus confirming that the sole mission of American law enforcement is to protect the interests of wealthy businesses and has sweet fuck all to do with public safety.