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Sage Against The Machine
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My name is Sage | 29 | Chicago | they/them disaster dyke | musician | music junkie | gaymer | ♓️♐️♉️ | 🚩🏴| Free 🇵🇸 | No one is illegal on stolen land
This isn't about crime. There are many more cities with higher crime rates than Chicago. Note how many of these are in red states.

Source: www.newsweek.com/major-cities...
September 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Stardust, my tummy always feels weird. Next question.
August 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet ❤️

Leo is the biggest dork
July 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Low Mood Zucchini Bread
July 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ya know, I think this tracks
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Stealing this ✨️
July 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He prefers boxes over actual beds
June 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sometimes when I see a map of California I mistake it for Chicago, because they have similar shapes
June 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Good job Bsky, do not give this man the time of day
June 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A few years ago it had a power outage and it looked especially ominous
June 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
These are rookie numbers
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Happy Daddy's day
June 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Oh man this tracks. I'd say Death and The Emperor come up the most in my personal readings
May 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Excuse me TikTok??
May 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hit me.
May 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm bored and I love sharing my music
May 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don't deserve to be disrespected like this on a Monday
May 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Took a lil sleep in the middle of the Catle Kvatch quest and Lucien decided to drop in on me. In the middle of a war zone.
May 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I always go with a Bosmer
May 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Spiritbox!!
April 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Post your comfort album

Hard to pick just one but I'm gonna go with...
April 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A pic with your age

29 baybeee
April 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Been seeing this going around so I'm gonna do it too
April 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Carnivore Mommy played at Cobra Lounge last weekend and it was our best crowd yet. I have a little solo bass intro on one of our songs and I was so caught off guard by people waving their hands at me that I fumbled lmao
April 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I don't think there's been a single time that at least one Jinjer album hasn't shown up on my weekly listening chart. This time I got 3 of em
March 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM