i actually don't have one yet 😭 prob about time to think of one...

scientists have concluded that no one has ever lasted more than 2 seconds standing on that thing

without the bg

*cupcakke gulp gulp gulp gulp sfx*

a huge advantage because we've made commendable strides in understanding our behaviour, ourselves in general. hopefully this knowledge will be passed down to future generations and eventually facilitate healings on a grander scale. it is 1:30 am

our biggest setback is generational trauma. it has proliferated exponentially, there are way too many of us that either consciously choose not to heal and break the cycle or do not possess the mental faculties to do so (or other extenuating circumstances). however, living in the information age is

a hallmark of an intelligent species is their propensity to lessen the time it takes to obtain sustenance. after hundreds of thousands of years, we don't live in the jungle anymore. who knows, maybe in another few hundred thousand years our tribalistic biases will be weeded out of us. you never know

ten minute standing ovation inbound

haven't got a secret, secrets are in my secret box (down my avenue)

bootay!