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@prairiecrab.bsky.social

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Midwest resident. East coast transplant. Raised conservative, but not without sense. Trying hard not to be a misanthrope. Background in memory of Chloe - the bestest friend and goodest girl anyone could ask for. Dec 1, 2006 - May 5, 2025 🇺🇸 🫘

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EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 1m

The same people that embraced Q batshittery. Cry me a river.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 2m

Did they log the fake call Johnson made to avoid J6 questions…?

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Ron Johnson Pretending to Be On Phone - 30 second version

YouTube video by Carrie Kaufman

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 22m

Translating habeus corpus was the pickup line Lewandowski used on her.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 1h

FFS….it’s painful how stupid this man is.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 1h

So that’s why he wears shoe lifts….to reach the bullet shelf!

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 2h

“Sir, that tight collar is giving you vulva neck, again.”

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 2h

Sounds as though Elizabeth Holmes got work release to ask this question. Must have been disappointing as hell when the stable genius had no idea what the term means.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 2h

Well, now he’s just going to make a trolling argument for climate change.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 2h

Wait until he wakes up in Uganda.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 2h

Dumbasses can’t even find the right shaped table for the event.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 3h

This must’ve seemed familiar to her – he was *this close* to just dancing for 40 minutes again.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 3h

I’ll bet you he thinks habeas corpus is performing with Bad Bunny during the Super Bowl halftime show.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 3h

Skubal for the win and the 2nd seed upset! Gotta pull for your Kitties, since my Royals are watching from home and we need some Central div representation vs TOR or NYY.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 3h

That just tells what we already knew - he’s not posting most of this garbage. It’s like the EO sessions where his minder explains what he’s signing as if he’s addressing a child while he randomly scrawls and says something unintelligible which may be related. Who’s really running the country…?

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 3h

Must be hell trying to organize all those anarchists.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 5h

Kinda like the body language when someone looks away while lying about not seeing something…?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell

JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too

D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?

J: I didn't see it

D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 5h

I’m looking forward to the Probably Treasonous Hat in the near future.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Trump to a right-wing influencer: "Do you know the name of any of the funders? Because if you do, I'd like you to give them to Kash or Pam or Kristi as soon as you can. That's all of you. These are people that do not have good intentions for the country. That's treasonous, probably."

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 5h

Well – he has also said the New York Times has been failing for nearly two decades.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 6h

Wait until he hears about the dangerous creatures roaming the streets….

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15h

#WarRavagedPortland

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 6h

The talent of a young Gary Larson….

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 6h

Andy’s milkshake brought all the boys to the yard…

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 6h

Harris: Donald Trump is going to raise tariffs, cut Medicaid, implement Project 2025, eliminate the department of education, side with Putin, roll back civil rights, provide tax breaks for billionaires, and make the rest of America pay for it.

Voters: Hmmmm. I’m just not sure.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 7h

It’s a lot closer than his absurd Yo-semite gaffe in South Dakota in his last term. Whatever his current Dr Feelgood is giving him must be working a little better.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 7h

‘Come and get me, bitch’ would have been better, but I’ll take it.

EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social · 8h

What are the odds he can get this case dismissed with the motions filed for malicious prosecution…? Are judges generally loathe to do that and let the jury decide…?