@prairiepunch.bsky.social
I like wearing tighter pants bc they make my ass look good but I’m ab to start tucking bc they’re squeezing my balls through the fabric like playdough through a strainer
July 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I like wearing tighter pants bc they make my ass look good but I’m ab to start tucking bc they’re squeezing my balls through the fabric like playdough through a strainer
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MONDAY.
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NORMAL ANSWERS BELOW.
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NORMAL ANSWERS BELOW.
May 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
MONDAY.
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NORMAL ANSWERS BELOW.
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NORMAL ANSWERS BELOW.
Fucking hate frisco I stg if I see another blonde lady in a tennis skirt looking at discounted meats one more time I’m gonna lose it
May 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Fucking hate frisco I stg if I see another blonde lady in a tennis skirt looking at discounted meats one more time I’m gonna lose it
I just wanna run away and become an artisan
May 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I just wanna run away and become an artisan
*sucking teeth* FFFFUUUCCCK I LOVE KIKUO SO MUCH
May 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
*sucking teeth* FFFFUUUCCCK I LOVE KIKUO SO MUCH
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Sketching while in the periodontist waiting room. How appropriate. 💀🦷 (And that is a broken molar tattoo on my hand. My other hand has an intact one). Drawn with a Koh-I-Noor clutch pencil and a Kaweco Sport fountain pen in a Lochby pocket notebook. #Drawing #Sketch #PenAndInk
May 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sketching while in the periodontist waiting room. How appropriate. 💀🦷 (And that is a broken molar tattoo on my hand. My other hand has an intact one). Drawn with a Koh-I-Noor clutch pencil and a Kaweco Sport fountain pen in a Lochby pocket notebook. #Drawing #Sketch #PenAndInk
Used a curling iron on my wiener now it wont uncurl
April 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Used a curling iron on my wiener now it wont uncurl
Mfw seven years pass and I’m seven years older
April 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Mfw seven years pass and I’m seven years older
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Don’t get stuck following the news cycle. Focus on which information is useful and which is clutter.
March 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Don’t get stuck following the news cycle. Focus on which information is useful and which is clutter.
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FRIDAY.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE FUN WHILE IT REMAINS LEGAL.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE FUN WHILE IT REMAINS LEGAL.
March 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
FRIDAY.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE FUN WHILE IT REMAINS LEGAL.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE FUN WHILE IT REMAINS LEGAL.
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MONDAY.
GAMES WHERE YOUR MOUSE CURSOR TURNS INTO A LITTLE GAUNTLET.
GAMES WHERE YOUR MOUSE CURSOR TURNS INTO A LITTLE GAUNTLET.
March 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
MONDAY.
GAMES WHERE YOUR MOUSE CURSOR TURNS INTO A LITTLE GAUNTLET.
GAMES WHERE YOUR MOUSE CURSOR TURNS INTO A LITTLE GAUNTLET.
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Can only hope the hobbyist rug tufter to chain-maille jewelry pipeline leads to a trend in bronze age metallurgy.
March 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Can only hope the hobbyist rug tufter to chain-maille jewelry pipeline leads to a trend in bronze age metallurgy.
I’m fucking high as fuck get me off this ride
March 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’m fucking high as fuck get me off this ride
They call me cheddar the way I
February 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They call me cheddar the way I
Mr. Brain can you fucking start working I have a job to do
February 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Mr. Brain can you fucking start working I have a job to do
They don’t think it be how it is, but it do
February 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They don’t think it be how it is, but it do
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MONDAY.
WAIT...WHAT MONTH IS IT?
WAIT...WHAT MONTH IS IT?
February 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
MONDAY.
WAIT...WHAT MONTH IS IT?
WAIT...WHAT MONTH IS IT?
Cowboy beep byorp
January 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Cowboy beep byorp
This $5 sushi got me on a leash hitting me with a cord
January 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This $5 sushi got me on a leash hitting me with a cord
He glomping on it xD style
January 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
He glomping on it xD style
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If it exists you can refine it — but it must exist first. Make the sketch. Combine the ingredients. Try the routine. Be not deterred.
You can make it perfect faster with the experience gained.
You can make it perfect faster with the experience gained.
January 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If it exists you can refine it — but it must exist first. Make the sketch. Combine the ingredients. Try the routine. Be not deterred.
You can make it perfect faster with the experience gained.
You can make it perfect faster with the experience gained.
“Spongebob is that bitch”
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Spongebob is that bitch”
Might fuck around a do a little peanut jig later
January 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Might fuck around a do a little peanut jig later
But you aint got no legs lieutenant Dan
January 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
But you aint got no legs lieutenant Dan