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Carlos
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I have to drop all my current work at NOAA to change Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America in model outputs and it's BORING and putting me behind on stuff. Someone tell Ken Klippenstein to help me
February 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm too good at video games to be bad at drunk driving
February 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Explaining to my worried girlfriend after she sees the year old red patch on my scalp, 2 days before it clears up from her basic skin care recommendation:

oh that's just The Itch Zone
January 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
He lives on my block
He drives in Iraq
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about PEE
January 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I love when there's fireworks and you can hear the neighbors dogs scrambling around the yard or house barking up a storm. These dudes really love fireworks they get so pumped!!
January 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Pandora circa 700 BCE:
November 22, 2024 at 3:43 PM
If I were the CEO of toilet paper I'd convince everyone that they need to wipe after every movement, not just at the end
November 19, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Had a dream my childhood dog was still around and I started singing (to the tune of Hello My Baby):
Hello my Yuma, I'll always love you
You'll always be alive
November 18, 2024 at 1:21 PM
As an early bluesky adopter I'm in a prime position to profit off the big influx! I can sense them finding my tweets any day now
November 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
FF7 Rebirth picked up all the worst boring open world tasks from Ghosts of Tsushima. Chocobo smell is like using the winds to find whatever it was. The owls are like fox dens. This is a video game blog now where I complain about old games
November 13, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Shoulda in one hand and coulda in the other, see which fills up faster
November 10, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Bluesky's 2nd viral photo wow
November 10, 2024 at 3:28 PM
@defaultplayer.bsky.social no follow back? Rude
November 9, 2024 at 9:34 PM
ACAB includes employees that get mad at me
October 25, 2023 at 2:52 PM
August 28, 2023 at 8:05 PM
I spent half a day figuring out how to get a virtual machine set up on Windows to install Ubuntu, ended up deleting and reinstalling it like 6 times (easier than figuring out various fixes), only to find that you can't access the GPU there without being some kind of geek so I'm going back to WSL!
August 22, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Why do they call it working a 9-5? They should just call it working a 4! Or a 9 to 5 job? Call it a 64.2857% chance job. This is the kind of stuff I never would've posted on X.com
August 7, 2023 at 11:34 PM
It's only been 3 days and I've already organically hit 6 followers. If things continue at this rate which I can only assume is exponential then by next year the sheer amount of people reading my tweets will have exhausted the energy supply of the United States
August 7, 2023 at 4:07 AM
@carlos.bsky.social can I have your account name, you're not even using it. This message is being sent in DM mode so feel free to talk openly
August 4, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Can't believe I got an account on the same day as SlikkyHelp Academy. Truly walking among giants here
August 4, 2023 at 2:50 AM