Matt Cohen
precept24.bsky.social
Matt Cohen
@precept24.bsky.social
AP Pre-Calc Teacher
Dad of 3 Teenagers + Golden Retriever
Play Golf & Beer League Hockey
Liked Twitter, X Sucks
French Press Coffee (if time)
PGA/NFL DFS
Fantasy Football Enthusiast
@lateroundqb.bsky.social

I listen fully to your podcasts, not a Patreon though. I too had a nice Best Ball Season.

21 Teams Drafted ($3-20max + $5 SE)
8 Advanced (all $3)
3 Semi Teams
1 Finals Team

Finished 34th for $3,000
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
@harrisfootball.com
Mens League hockey tonight, so I can't watch the game. But I can listen on the way. Guess who I get? Ross Tucker!!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@footballguys.com
Is the Kansas City 3-pts in the Subscriber Best Ball Contest correct?

0 points allowed
1 sack
1 turnover

Seems like it should be 13.
October 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hey @harrisfootball.com
You're not a ding dong. I would imagine everyone who got the almanac last year, also got it this year. 👊

#YachtPossum4Life
August 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hey @scottfish.bsky.social

Is SFB using the 3rd Round Reversal this year? Also, when are we getting the next Commish Pod to hear about the rule updates?
May 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thank you @scottfish.bsky.social

Very excited to be back in the show. Looking forward to hearing about the scoring format with you and @ryanmc23.bsky.social on #CommissionImpossible so I can get an edge.
May 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hey @harrisfootball.com

This is a guy who hopes you have a nice birthday.
a penguin standing next to a birthday cake
ALT: a penguin standing next to a birthday cake
media.tenor.com
May 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
#Felon47 lied and said egg prices are down 87%...they're not even down 87¢.

#impeach him
April 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Hey Re-cuck-lican Lawmakers,

DO YOUR JOB and Stand up to #Felon47!!!!!!!!!!!!
You owe it to the American people!
April 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
El Salvador President Nayib Bukele is visiting with #Felon47.

Shouldn't he have brought Kilmar Abrego Garcia with him?

@meidastouch.com
April 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If anyone is looking for a nice podcast, a friend's wife is the Witchy Woman Walking.

It's a nice Friday treat.

witchywomanwalking.buzzsprout.com
Witchy Woman Walking
An immersive podcast experience for all the witchy people who prefer walking woodland trails to sitting behind a desk. These conversations are designed to infuse magic into the mundane, inspire a deep...
witchywomanwalking.buzzsprout.com
April 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social

Dear John,
I think you said you'd be back "through the first 100 days" of this regime. Please stay "back!" Your interviews are thoughtful, inquisitive, and well-intentioned.

That said, I am not a decision maker at Comedy Central, so it's not my money I'm spending.
April 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Hi @cornellengineering.bsky.social

My son is very interested in Cornell's Engineering Program, and we will be visiting Cornell the morning of Tuesday, April 15th. Do you think there would be any Engineering Students who could meet with him and show him around a bit?
April 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The US has the most inept leadership...they're all unqualified, incompetent, and unfit to lead.

Judge: Why’d you disappear those people from Venezuela to the concentration camp in El Salvador?

Felon45 Lawyer: Can’t tell you…National Security.
March 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
@rickrungood.bsky.social

Because...Dessert Fox. I wish Greg was on here.
February 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So, we should get used to hearing the phrase "Manmade Intentional Recession" and "Wrongful Termination of Government Employees," right?
February 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social
I really enjoyed your interview with Chris Christie, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I grew up in New Jersey. 😜
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Wow, another plane went down in Philly. It's times like these that I wish we had a fully operational Aviation Safety Commission.

#FuckYouTrumpYouFuckingTraitorousMurderer
February 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My wife has Covid, so I've been making her tea. Aren't I sweet?!?!?

Unbeknownst to me, instead of adding honey, I've been adding maple syrup (from a cute tiny jar). Oops!
January 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If DEI is dead and everything will be merit-based, then why is Trump in charge of the economy...since he sucks at business and has gone bankrupt 6 times?

Why is Elmo Musk doing anything within the government...since he's a Nazia and his rockets don't fly?
January 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oh yeah, I did have asparagus with dinner last night.
January 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Happy App Deletion Day!!!
#FantasyFootball
December 31, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Thanks @rickrungood.bsky.social

Whatever was going on with my podcast app stopped giving me an error. So, we're good. Happy Festivus!!!!!
December 24, 2024 at 1:23 PM
@rickrungood.bsky.social

Hey Rick,
Have you done something different with your feeds? My podcast app showed an error with this week's pods. Had to listen on Spotify.
December 24, 2024 at 12:40 AM
@max-fisher.bsky.social

When Erin said, "if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a drone."

I not only LOLed, I guffawed out loud. Well done, you two!!!
December 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM