u ever have a mini stroke in your eyeball on your birthday and lose vision in one eye while youre on vacation meeting your partner's family for the first time and end up admitted to the hospital? same

desperate times

you ever get really congested and sick for days and then one night you wake up at 4am and remember youre allergic to your dog

shoutout to the good sudafed (the kind you can use to make meth), that shit works

p sure binocular vision dysfunction was the source of a lot of my overstimulation in public bc im wearing prism glasses to a conference for the first time and I feel calm???

my curse is that i like wood knitting needles but i also keep breaking them

people who didnt like nosferatu dont have any media literacy

nick on the ultimatum

i love it when couples go on reality tv instead of going to therapy