whence and whither, cotton eyed joe
@prelapsarian.bsky.social
we have to love each other so hard and we have to see angels and we have to white-knuckle sanity and all of that is just the easy part
why do i keep trying to tell my mother my mind is normal actually
why do i keep trying to tell my mother
why do i
why
why do i keep trying to tell my mother
why do i
why
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
why do i keep trying to tell my mother my mind is normal actually
why do i keep trying to tell my mother
why do i
why
why do i keep trying to tell my mother
why do i
why
ok but imagine black ops showing up at your door and being like "person who's inappropriately horny for clowns, spiders, and cosmic horrors? we need you to come with us"
what if we defeated the monster by being inappropriately horny for it
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ok but imagine black ops showing up at your door and being like "person who's inappropriately horny for clowns, spiders, and cosmic horrors? we need you to come with us"
what if we defeated the monster by being inappropriately horny for it
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
what if we defeated the monster by being inappropriately horny for it
not the pharmacist arguing about my weight 🥲
September 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
not the pharmacist arguing about my weight 🥲
Iron John by Robert Bly
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
I'll start: John Gardner's Grendel.
I'll start: John Gardner's Grendel.
August 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Iron John by Robert Bly
wait, why did Aaron have a calf-shaped mould in the first place?
August 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
wait, why did Aaron have a calf-shaped mould in the first place?
am I worried that panhandlers will become dependent on handouts? no, I'm worried they'll die
August 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
am I worried that panhandlers will become dependent on handouts? no, I'm worried they'll die
nah, sis, you do this because they asked
July 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
nah, sis, you do this because they asked
you're going to stand in the coffee room for ten minutes talking about your costco trip and you're not even going to bother to fill the kettle, and I'm the antisocial one?
July 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
you're going to stand in the coffee room for ten minutes talking about your costco trip and you're not even going to bother to fill the kettle, and I'm the antisocial one?
just caught sight of my partner's laptop, and they're looking at 3D maps of Liverpool for some reason
July 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
just caught sight of my partner's laptop, and they're looking at 3D maps of Liverpool for some reason
Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report some people wearing stickers I don't approve of. Please hurry.
July 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report some people wearing stickers I don't approve of. Please hurry.
"make it so that"
bitch do you mean cause
bitch do you mean cause
June 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"make it so that"
bitch do you mean cause
bitch do you mean cause
bravely resisting the urge to text the group chat apologising for my existence and everything I've ever said
May 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
bravely resisting the urge to text the group chat apologising for my existence and everything I've ever said
good thing 2015 was our last first-past-the-post election
April 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
good thing 2015 was our last first-past-the-post election
can't distinguish my healthy coping skills from my self-destructive fixations tbh
April 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
can't distinguish my healthy coping skills from my self-destructive fixations tbh