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Every tech who approaches cybersecurity with a “move fast and break things” attitude should spend a few weeks in the machinist world.
Lines of code have consequences.
Some rules are written for the convenience of the powerful, and some rules are written in blood- and you must be know which.
Lines of code have consequences.
Some rules are written for the convenience of the powerful, and some rules are written in blood- and you must be know which.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Every tech who approaches cybersecurity with a “move fast and break things” attitude should spend a few weeks in the machinist world.
Lines of code have consequences.
Some rules are written for the convenience of the powerful, and some rules are written in blood- and you must be know which.
Lines of code have consequences.
Some rules are written for the convenience of the powerful, and some rules are written in blood- and you must be know which.
“Why does the parking lot exit have a dedicated lane to continue in a loop back to the company?”
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Why does the parking lot exit have a dedicated lane to continue in a loop back to the company?”
We could use a base PIN number system and it would be very easy to exactly represent pi.
It is just that everything else would be much harder.
It is just that everything else would be much harder.
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We could use a base PIN number system and it would be very easy to exactly represent pi.
It is just that everything else would be much harder.
It is just that everything else would be much harder.
Just a note- it’s the Twitter version of grok that thinks Elon is the greatest.
The web version is slightly less sycophantic
The web version is slightly less sycophantic
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just a note- it’s the Twitter version of grok that thinks Elon is the greatest.
The web version is slightly less sycophantic
The web version is slightly less sycophantic
Always small.
Positive when applied to living beings.
Negative when applied to things.
Positive when applied to living beings.
Negative when applied to things.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Always small.
Positive when applied to living beings.
Negative when applied to things.
Positive when applied to living beings.
Negative when applied to things.
You gotta ask yourself “did I drop five vouchers for cognitive behavioral therapy, or did I drop six?”
Ask yourself if you’re feeling lucky, punk
Ask yourself if you’re feeling lucky, punk
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You gotta ask yourself “did I drop five vouchers for cognitive behavioral therapy, or did I drop six?”
Ask yourself if you’re feeling lucky, punk
Ask yourself if you’re feeling lucky, punk
DoD CISO: that’s all? That’s all the product does? That’s it? And it costs 700k?
Vendor: Yes. StreetRam uses top level ai to scan your infrastructure for sticks of ram that your employees found in the parking lot and then installed in their machines.
Soc analyst sticks head in: got another one
Vendor: Yes. StreetRam uses top level ai to scan your infrastructure for sticks of ram that your employees found in the parking lot and then installed in their machines.
Soc analyst sticks head in: got another one
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
DoD CISO: that’s all? That’s all the product does? That’s it? And it costs 700k?
Vendor: Yes. StreetRam uses top level ai to scan your infrastructure for sticks of ram that your employees found in the parking lot and then installed in their machines.
Soc analyst sticks head in: got another one
Vendor: Yes. StreetRam uses top level ai to scan your infrastructure for sticks of ram that your employees found in the parking lot and then installed in their machines.
Soc analyst sticks head in: got another one
The flaw in your argument is that we SHOULDNT make exceptions for the people on the sec of state staff.
The correct answer to “you handle a lot of sensitive info all the time…” is not “… so you don’t need to be watched.”
The solution is to get right, not make exceptions.
The correct answer to “you handle a lot of sensitive info all the time…” is not “… so you don’t need to be watched.”
The solution is to get right, not make exceptions.
September 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The flaw in your argument is that we SHOULDNT make exceptions for the people on the sec of state staff.
The correct answer to “you handle a lot of sensitive info all the time…” is not “… so you don’t need to be watched.”
The solution is to get right, not make exceptions.
The correct answer to “you handle a lot of sensitive info all the time…” is not “… so you don’t need to be watched.”
The solution is to get right, not make exceptions.
*looks at 40 foot sign saying “Do Not Enter”*
“Yeah, back on the farm we don’t even /have/ lanes, we just use the whole road.”
“But here…” *shakes head and sneers* “there is so much bureaucracy and rules and regulations.”
*looks at 10 lane highway full of rush hour traffic*
“Just let me drive!”
“Yeah, back on the farm we don’t even /have/ lanes, we just use the whole road.”
“But here…” *shakes head and sneers* “there is so much bureaucracy and rules and regulations.”
*looks at 10 lane highway full of rush hour traffic*
“Just let me drive!”
September 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
*looks at 40 foot sign saying “Do Not Enter”*
“Yeah, back on the farm we don’t even /have/ lanes, we just use the whole road.”
“But here…” *shakes head and sneers* “there is so much bureaucracy and rules and regulations.”
*looks at 10 lane highway full of rush hour traffic*
“Just let me drive!”
“Yeah, back on the farm we don’t even /have/ lanes, we just use the whole road.”
“But here…” *shakes head and sneers* “there is so much bureaucracy and rules and regulations.”
*looks at 10 lane highway full of rush hour traffic*
“Just let me drive!”
As a liberal, it’s hard to express how owned I feel each time I see that.
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
As a liberal, it’s hard to express how owned I feel each time I see that.
For a brief period of my military career (all of it) I would sleep in my uniform so that I could sleep in longer. This improved the efficiency of my morning routine.
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
For a brief period of my military career (all of it) I would sleep in my uniform so that I could sleep in longer. This improved the efficiency of my morning routine.
We learn the reason why her high school ex boyfriend hates her big-city lawyer fiancee-
The case the lawyer is working will shutdown “the plant”! (Also the case is so big that’s why the lawyer is too busy to celebrate Christmas)
Turns out it’s class action- the plant is poisoning the whole county
The case the lawyer is working will shutdown “the plant”! (Also the case is so big that’s why the lawyer is too busy to celebrate Christmas)
Turns out it’s class action- the plant is poisoning the whole county
August 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We learn the reason why her high school ex boyfriend hates her big-city lawyer fiancee-
The case the lawyer is working will shutdown “the plant”! (Also the case is so big that’s why the lawyer is too busy to celebrate Christmas)
Turns out it’s class action- the plant is poisoning the whole county
The case the lawyer is working will shutdown “the plant”! (Also the case is so big that’s why the lawyer is too busy to celebrate Christmas)
Turns out it’s class action- the plant is poisoning the whole county
The car might not be worth it, but a military deployment to the nations capital?
Priceless
Priceless
August 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The car might not be worth it, but a military deployment to the nations capital?
Priceless
Priceless
NOTE
This option is only available if your administrator has enabled “Member Server Bobbiting Delegation”, and granted proper permission and access rights for the groups listed “Deny MSB override”.
For security reasons, these operations fail silently.
This option is only available if your administrator has enabled “Member Server Bobbiting Delegation”, and granted proper permission and access rights for the groups listed “Deny MSB override”.
For security reasons, these operations fail silently.
August 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
NOTE
This option is only available if your administrator has enabled “Member Server Bobbiting Delegation”, and granted proper permission and access rights for the groups listed “Deny MSB override”.
For security reasons, these operations fail silently.
This option is only available if your administrator has enabled “Member Server Bobbiting Delegation”, and granted proper permission and access rights for the groups listed “Deny MSB override”.
For security reasons, these operations fail silently.
Let’s be honest- his poor grammar is not nearly as embarrassing as his weird mother thing.
August 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Let’s be honest- his poor grammar is not nearly as embarrassing as his weird mother thing.
I think that explains a lot about your education if that is the history book you read.
August 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I think that explains a lot about your education if that is the history book you read.
Which history book have you read? Can you tell me the title?
August 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Which history book have you read? Can you tell me the title?
A man who saw a vulnerable group, a needy group, a desperate group and said-
“I could show these kids how to go to Russia to get a medically induced coma to treat drug addiction”
“I could show these kids how to go to Russia to get a medically induced coma to treat drug addiction”
August 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A man who saw a vulnerable group, a needy group, a desperate group and said-
“I could show these kids how to go to Russia to get a medically induced coma to treat drug addiction”
“I could show these kids how to go to Russia to get a medically induced coma to treat drug addiction”
Exactly.
Liberals think that just because the Right supports masked secret police grabbing undesirables off the streets so they can be sent to work camps that this means they would have supported Hitler.
Liberals think that just because the Right supports masked secret police grabbing undesirables off the streets so they can be sent to work camps that this means they would have supported Hitler.
August 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Exactly.
Liberals think that just because the Right supports masked secret police grabbing undesirables off the streets so they can be sent to work camps that this means they would have supported Hitler.
Liberals think that just because the Right supports masked secret police grabbing undesirables off the streets so they can be sent to work camps that this means they would have supported Hitler.
“Zionists, Rothschilds and Q are nonsense conspiracy theories. Their existence thus CONFIRMS my 10,000 word essay about secret cube construction. “
July 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“Zionists, Rothschilds and Q are nonsense conspiracy theories. Their existence thus CONFIRMS my 10,000 word essay about secret cube construction. “
I agree.
A wise man once said: “The only thing necessary for the defeat of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Historically, we can see that the most effective tactic to prevent nazis or genocide is to simply ignore them until it goes away on its own.
A wise man once said: “The only thing necessary for the defeat of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Historically, we can see that the most effective tactic to prevent nazis or genocide is to simply ignore them until it goes away on its own.
July 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I agree.
A wise man once said: “The only thing necessary for the defeat of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Historically, we can see that the most effective tactic to prevent nazis or genocide is to simply ignore them until it goes away on its own.
A wise man once said: “The only thing necessary for the defeat of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Historically, we can see that the most effective tactic to prevent nazis or genocide is to simply ignore them until it goes away on its own.