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Chat is this- wait... what the hell
*sirens go off*
WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT A GODDAMN NUKE
*distant explosion*
WE'RE GONNA DIE
*car crashes outside, screaming ensues*
Oh sweet mother of Jesus, Mary have mercy...
*the shockwave smashes my windows, I get knocked to the floor*
OH GOD
*fire engulfs me*
*sirens go off*
WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT A GODDAMN NUKE
*distant explosion*
WE'RE GONNA DIE
*car crashes outside, screaming ensues*
Oh sweet mother of Jesus, Mary have mercy...
*the shockwave smashes my windows, I get knocked to the floor*
OH GOD
*fire engulfs me*
March 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Chat is this- wait... what the hell
*sirens go off*
WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT A GODDAMN NUKE
*distant explosion*
WE'RE GONNA DIE
*car crashes outside, screaming ensues*
Oh sweet mother of Jesus, Mary have mercy...
*the shockwave smashes my windows, I get knocked to the floor*
OH GOD
*fire engulfs me*
*sirens go off*
WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT A GODDAMN NUKE
*distant explosion*
WE'RE GONNA DIE
*car crashes outside, screaming ensues*
Oh sweet mother of Jesus, Mary have mercy...
*the shockwave smashes my windows, I get knocked to the floor*
OH GOD
*fire engulfs me*
Need me a man, not for any romantic reasons, we're just understaffed
February 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Need me a man, not for any romantic reasons, we're just understaffed
Fuck being pre approved for credit cards, I want to be pre approved for the pearly gates
January 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Fuck being pre approved for credit cards, I want to be pre approved for the pearly gates
The closest we've ever come to Jesus returning to earth is when Taco Bell released the Doritos Locos Taco
January 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The closest we've ever come to Jesus returning to earth is when Taco Bell released the Doritos Locos Taco
Can't wait for 2065 where grand parents will refer to their children as "cringe" and "chud soyjaks"
January 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Can't wait for 2065 where grand parents will refer to their children as "cringe" and "chud soyjaks"
