Just the puppet, Putin is the puppet master

Prince once sang about a raspberry beret, who is going to sing about your forest green? beret

Not all of them are pyramid schemes but they are Pharaohly similar

Nostalgia was better in the eighties as well, all this modern reminiscing is rubbish compared to the stuff we misremembered and looked back at with rose tinted spectacles back then 😉

You could also be mistaken for an antiques expert on Bargain Hunt

Something smells fishy..and I don't mean the perfume

Until the puppet is controlled by the puppet master

Did it fall out of a 5th floor window?

Me opening the Twitter app by mistake when I was meant to open BlueSky

Live commentary of Sid Christmas shopping at the Pyramids?

Isn't that the minimum requirement to be part of Team Trump?

We would have seen him at the Trump rallies dancing badly to 'Hammer time'

Stop being one of those people who wants to put up the 'we've been sold' decorations and the 'we've been sold' tree up in November, wait until a week before Christmas like everyone used to 😉