>ask if the grass is scratchy or wet
>they dont understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is scratchy and what is wet
>they laugh and say "its good grass"
>touch it
>its wet
>ask if the grass is scratchy or wet
>they dont understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is scratchy and what is wet
>they laugh and say "its good grass"
>touch it
>its wet