"OPEN FOR BUSINESS"

Donald Trump is... someone with no shame... advertising his availability... wholly transactional... a ho.

Bribing a head of state works. See Iran-Contra, The Gulf War and America First.

Trump's bribery is clear. His money trail is not. Because PayPal is encrypted.

Project 2025 wants to cancel America's racist past. We will not let them: 1) it will make for a better movie, 2) history tells us the mistakes, 3) the rest of us need to know what to get even for.

I recently dubbed The Supreme Court the "So Mean" Court. The majority do so mean to take us back to 1955. Alito can wear his Klan robe in public. Thomas can clean the chambers, because that's a "good job". Roberts can act for acting's sake, not to keep his job, and Kavanaugh can enjoy Happy Hour.

Today's definition of "best friend": Best friends are usually about the same age. Share a respectful dislike for the tase of broccoli and a healthy disdain for Iran.

"Character Matters"

Dr. King wanted everyone to be judged by the content of their character. I have been accused of blackmailing a priest, stealing from a veteran's charity, and defrauding Medicare. My character is felonious.

"Trump's Riot for Relevance"

Those people are not insurrectionists. They are "underground economy" supporters. If not illegals, what white guy is going to work 8 hours for 40 bucks and a Big Mac?

"More Manifest Destiny"

The biggest lie ever sold to the American public was "manifest destiny", followed closely by BOGO.

Manifest Destiny was the excuse for westward expansion. Some people wanted to go west for the adventure. Some people wanted to start a new life. Some were just wanted.

Let's Take Two Minutes Away from Donald

"Who Knows Obnoxious?"

How long does it take to identify the obnoxious fan? About two beers.
The obnoxious fan is about as welcome as a cold sore on a first date.
I can always spot the obnoxious fan. He's the one yelling "down in front" at me.

Random Political Thoughts for A Smile

Let's keep segregation where it belongs. In the past? Sure. I was thinking church.

Affirmative Action positive: Without diversity and a level playing field, we would have never known Caitlin Clark.

"Manifest Destiny's Sliding Scale"

Donald Trump: If I take it. I own it. Maybe. I don't know. I'll ask the lawyers. Make me an offer.

Hispanic man: If I take it. I own it. You still deport me.

Black man: If I take it. I'll own 5 to 7. 3 with good behavior.

To prevent marginalization, you form a club-White Christian Nationalists. Sounds exclusive-probably with dues. Change to Christian Nationalists-a broader sounding appeal-but nationalist sounds assimilistic-a collective with group think. My god, they're The Borg!

TARIFFS PAUSED FOR 90 DAYS!! "All part of the plan." So America, do you believe Trump or your lying eyes.

Trump has never paid for his misdeeds. To keep us from knowing his misdeeds-he pays.

DOGE EFFICIENCY:
Trump wants to offer US citizenship for $10M to Russian oligarchs. So, the plan is kick out the gun and sex traffickers and replace them with their bosses.

Naturally, Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert was confused about The Joint Session. She brought snacks and her weed guy.

Dogs Against DOGE. Don't call DOGE "doggie". It confuses the dogs when they hear "who's a good doggie". Like Musk says to Trump.

Trump had funny ad libs. Funny can be racist, too.😒