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Blue Canary
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Mostly harmless
Can we pivot into discussing that Wham!'s Last Christmas is NOT a Christmas song and is explicitly a New Year's resolution song?
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There’s always work at the post office.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My trash pick was this season of SNL.
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hey, listen...
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My therapist once mentioned that one test for genius is to name the author of Faust. I chuckled and he said, 'No, seriously.' I said 'Yes, but which one?'
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My third favorite Oldman performance, after Slow Horses and Leon. Roth was a solid second banana.
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I like it.
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My only understanding of Hamlet comes from watching Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead once on VHS while I was high. AMA.
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Murdock!
October 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why would you name your car after a bean?
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You should start all your videos with “Let’s do the fucking physics!” or fucking knitting. Or fucking book hoarding, I guess.
October 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
to quote The Beths:
"Never change, unless you do
Unless you want to, and if you want to"
October 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is a job for Google Glass!
August 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
August 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Troubling that they didn't have it in your size?
August 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I spent my lunch hour looking at edrums on facebook marketplace. It's like the only way I can feel anything is by buying things I don't need.
August 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes I can't stop thinking about Raspberry Beret by Prince and how I can't imagine a more superficial infatuation. His love would blow away in a strong wind!
August 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Every time I boot my PC Windows Defender warns me that I have sample submission off. Every time I dismiss it.

Microsoft is naggy bitch.
August 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Definitely underrated
youtu.be/N057bnM44UM?...
Dolly Parton - Love Is Like a Butterfly (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
youtu.be
August 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The best time to move a big ass plant is 20 years ago. The second best time is 19 years and 364 days ago.
July 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Fun fact: I played the violin like that in junior high. It drove my music teacher insane.
July 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm worst at what I do best, too.
July 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Make America Immigration Again.
July 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM