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“Dipped in Chocolate, Bronzed in Elegance, Enameled with Grace, Toasted with Beauty. My Lord, she's a Black Woman.”
- Yosef Ben-Jochannan
About Me: The Fire sign of the Earth signs ♍️ Thou Shalt Not Try Me.
Southern Bred. SC | GA | FL | NC
- Yosef Ben-Jochannan
About Me: The Fire sign of the Earth signs ♍️ Thou Shalt Not Try Me.
Southern Bred. SC | GA | FL | NC
Pinned
I free myself from my sadness and embrace love and prosperity.
Whoo, that hit kinda hard! Right in the feels.
Whoo, that hit kinda hard! Right in the feels.
Just finished a book after years of not having anything to read. Now I’m plotting how to get back to the store for more and which account I can use as my secret book buying one
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November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Just finished a book after years of not having anything to read. Now I’m plotting how to get back to the store for more and which account I can use as my secret book buying one
Aight so boom. It’s been a while since I had a pedicure. Just found a spot by my new place and when I said yes after she asked if I wanted my nails cut down, I could’ve sworn she said “good”
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November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Aight so boom. It’s been a while since I had a pedicure. Just found a spot by my new place and when I said yes after she asked if I wanted my nails cut down, I could’ve sworn she said “good”
Fuckin damn time change got me up at 5 damn 30 😡
November 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Fuckin damn time change got me up at 5 damn 30 😡
Nov 1st = Getting the tree out of storage tomorrow and thrifting for more decorations.
In the words of Mariah Carey, “it’s tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmme!”
In the words of Mariah Carey, “it’s tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmme!”
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November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Nov 1st = Getting the tree out of storage tomorrow and thrifting for more decorations.
In the words of Mariah Carey, “it’s tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmme!”
In the words of Mariah Carey, “it’s tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmme!”
I know we black listed Target but if I order something from them and use the drive up pick up option, that’s acceptable or no?
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I know we black listed Target but if I order something from them and use the drive up pick up option, that’s acceptable or no?
Tryna see how I can set up my desk to have work on one laptop and Sims on the other…
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Tryna see how I can set up my desk to have work on one laptop and Sims on the other…
Did I wake up at 3:30a just to order my grocery delivery? And did!
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Did I wake up at 3:30a just to order my grocery delivery? And did!
THE Toni Braxton said, “you fuckin with a heavyweight!”
And I felt that shit
And I felt that shit
October 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
THE Toni Braxton said, “you fuckin with a heavyweight!”
And I felt that shit
And I felt that shit
Mood. Morning
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October 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Mood. Morning
It’s Wednesday. Thank you Lordt we’re almost done
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It’s Wednesday. Thank you Lordt we’re almost done
My child don’t like her hair down so she been running round looking like Heat Miser for the past 3 days
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My child don’t like her hair down so she been running round looking like Heat Miser for the past 3 days
Trying to multitask (answer work calls, start dinner, cook lunch, tend to a toddler) and I damn near cut my finger off. Maybe I should sit down for a minute
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Trying to multitask (answer work calls, start dinner, cook lunch, tend to a toddler) and I damn near cut my finger off. Maybe I should sit down for a minute
I miss my Sims game. Might have to open that when I get off this afternoon
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I miss my Sims game. Might have to open that when I get off this afternoon
I opened my pantry and stared at the cereal boxes wishing I could open the Frosted Flakes but I just opened the lucky charms yesterday.
Then I remembered I’m grown and this is my kitchen and I have free will.
Then I remembered I’m grown and this is my kitchen and I have free will.
October 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I opened my pantry and stared at the cereal boxes wishing I could open the Frosted Flakes but I just opened the lucky charms yesterday.
Then I remembered I’m grown and this is my kitchen and I have free will.
Then I remembered I’m grown and this is my kitchen and I have free will.
But morning or whatev
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October 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
But morning or whatev
Nah this weekend went by too fast. Ain’t no way it’s Monday already
October 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Nah this weekend went by too fast. Ain’t no way it’s Monday already
Got a slight stuffy nose. Nothing i can’t manage but I feel I might just up the ante a bit today so the feeonsay can watch the kid and I can be left alone
October 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Got a slight stuffy nose. Nothing i can’t manage but I feel I might just up the ante a bit today so the feeonsay can watch the kid and I can be left alone
You know it’s been a day at work when you and your partner are planning the night by sending each other drinking gifs
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You know it’s been a day at work when you and your partner are planning the night by sending each other drinking gifs
Happy Thursday
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October 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Happy Thursday
I gotta clock in at 8 and every morning at 7:59, my stomach rebels 😩
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I gotta clock in at 8 and every morning at 7:59, my stomach rebels 😩
Good morning or whatever
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October 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Good morning or whatever