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Brandon
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Is it illegal to heat up shrimp fajitas in the work microwave? There’s also chicken & steak in them
July 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My birthday’s tomorrow which means I’m checked out all week
July 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’ll never understand why tf people (particularly models) never post the photos I take of them. You said you loved them, I edited a few dozen, you paid me money, and for what? Lol
July 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sunday I get to go to my bio dad’s memorial service and meet a bunch of relatives who probably had no clue I’ve been on the planet for about 35 years lol
June 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have the entire weekend off and ya boi is CHECKED OUT
June 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Being a photographer straight up fuckin’ sucks sometimes lmao. I wanna do it as a part-time job, but the only way is to photograph religious families/couples in the desert or weddings and neither of those are fun for me. Or do photos for a company
June 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This has been the longest short week ever 💀
May 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It’s so lame when people care so much about how their IG feeds look. We took some great photos, just accept the damn collab so more people can see it!
May 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Damn the Wolves just might win it all this year lmao
May 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I don’t think I know a single person who ever finished this game lol
Happy anniversary to Tears of the Kingdom!
May 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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May 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A few weeks ago I had so many people interested in doing pool photoshoots this summer. Once I posted that they weren’t free… crickets 🫠
May 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Went to the movies by myself for the first time yesterday to see ROTS for the ??th time and it was actually pretty dope lol
April 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I really wanna get Oblivion but I have no time to game anymore 😭
April 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I wanna crawl into a hole and never see the news ever again
April 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think you should have to submit your Letterboxd on job applications because a lot of you are either lying for clout or just batshit crazy when it comes to your ratings lmao
April 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Having ADHD & being a photographer is annoying sometimes. I feel like what I wanna shoot is constantly changing, as is what stimulates my brain. I was gonna take a break from photos for a month or so, but after this weekend and seeing all the candids and shit I took, I’m into it again😑
April 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Shoutout to that journalist for putting the GOP on blast and sharing screenshots lmao
March 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s perfect bike-riding weather out and I have to close tonight-Wednesday 😭
March 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I hope gen z keeps getting stupid ass tattoos so eventually MY stupid ass tattoos will look good again
March 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’ve been reading comics before bed instead of endlessly scrolling on my phone and I’ve been been getting to bed at a decent time 😬
March 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I work both jobs today until Friday, which means no riding my bike until Saturday 😞I’m tempted to wake up at 5am just to ride and get my daily exercise in lol🚴🏼‍♂️💨
March 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I hate that I can’t mix coffee with my Adderall, especially on Mondays 😞
March 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Everyone’s coughing and sneezing at work and I’m about to just dip 😷
March 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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🏳️‍⚧️Protect trans kids!🏳️‍⚧️

A commissioned pixel banner/desktop/phone set. Design is based on the original by Rio Wolf -
March 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM