Most beers are referred to by name or style (amber ale, IPA, stout, etc). Apparently Cig likes to refer to them by alcohol percentage, e.g. “I love the 5.5%, give me another!”

Great sprinters, wasted in cross country

Now that is a great excuse!

FYI, the higher tax bracket only applies to wages urned over the tax bracket threshold. Making more money is good, don’t be afraid of bumping into a new tax bracket.