The Pretzel Man
pretzelfishes.bsky.social
The Pretzel Man
@pretzelfishes.bsky.social
Welcome to my brain
Reposted by The Pretzel Man
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
really hope my archeology professor enjoys my mini yap sesh about the victorians in my "why i like archeology" paragraph. to be clear i like nothing about victorian archeology but it makes a good example of how to fuck up a question as simple as "what is this tiny jar for?"
August 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
through a combination of appointments getting moved around and regular old fashioned adhd i have ended up attending my first blood work appointment by myself. proud to say that i am a vampire survivor
March 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
shout out again to this king who, while some guy was yapping (in our class about the Roman empire, lol) slid a note over to me that read "mansplaining at its finest"
shoutout to the guy next to me who was leaving a Challengers review on letterboxd while we were talking about the Roman empire
February 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I really need my damn discussion posts to stop getting flagged as AI. My professor is being really sweet about it but I can only tell her "look dude idk what to tell you, I just wrote the words in my brain" so many times.
October 31, 2024 at 8:22 PM
shoutout to the guy next to me who was leaving a Challengers review on letterboxd while we were talking about the Roman empire
September 25, 2024 at 6:22 PM
i want to play fallouts 1 and 2 but unfortunately i'm bad at video games
August 4, 2023 at 5:30 AM
i have a job interview saturday oh my god <--- face down on the floor
July 20, 2023 at 1:13 AM
it's been almost 8 am for three hours
July 11, 2023 at 12:52 PM
currently trying to reset my schedule to prepare for vacation this weekend and dudes i'm inventing a new type of bone exhaustion
July 11, 2023 at 12:25 PM
i could make an intro post or i could give y'all this picture of my cat who is now two years old and half as big as i am
July 10, 2023 at 5:09 AM