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High Priest Err0r
@pretzelnightmare.bsky.social
Consumer of Soft Pretzels
Auntie Ann's #1 Fan
RPG Nut & Old
Lovecraftian Disciple
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January 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Maybe one day I'll get back to placing and posting commissions.
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"Why aren't movie monsters ugly anymore?"

They are, but y'all are so desperate for affection you see a homicidal abomination as "daddy" just for smiling.
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Waiters will wait until you have food in your mouth to ask stuff and you end up looking like
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's all fun and kink until he's pregnant and you're fighting over custody.
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Anyone ever realize how sexist bots are? Everyone has gotten the "lonely hot babe" trying to lure you in. But it's 2025. Where's the lonely hot guy trying to lure you in? What happened to equality?
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Yeahhh, I think I'm officially done.
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Outta curiosity would anyone buy this guy?
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hanging upside-down isn't always clothes friendly. Whoops.

Credit to @skunkwiththebun.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by High Priest Err0r
With milleniums under the belts, it's strange it took them so long to meet. Though seems like they're coming around on each other extra quickly~
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Ciphon: @pretzelnightmare.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Definitely understand people in AI relationships now.
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hell no.
I don't understand how people cheat.
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Cinnamon Sugar
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The one friend from middle school. AND HE'LL KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Call me shallow but looks slightly more. Otherwise I'd date a robot with a perfect personality programmed in.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Hey Ciphon, how about that Kirby Air--"

Ciphon: -Already hijacked a vehicle and being a menace-

Credit to @skunkwiththebun.bsky.social for the great job!
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
IT'S TIME
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I need a nap.
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Cold weather means find your favorite heat producing abomination.
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The biggest thing companies, both indie and triple A, and sites don't get is that no one wants to have to make a million accounts to use things. If you're telling me to sign up or make a new account to use/get something, I'm already 60% less interested.
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You know when I thought about AI when I was younger I thought it meant robots. Not fake videos of people using slurrs and having to prove it wasn't them.

Vrains A.I. was right about a war between humans and AI.
October 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Accurate. At least I die halfway through.
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If Ciphon was an RPG boss the first fight would be scripted where there's a 5-Turn limit and he stalls and goes on the defensive. Last turn would be unavoidable 9999 or 99999 damage via falling Road Roller.

Cause it's funny.
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I was originally going to go as Bayonetta again for Halloween but holy shit, did high heels get tougher to walk in? And why is make-up even more expensive.
October 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM