Preznit Donald J. Trump
@preznittrump.bsky.social
YOR MOST LUVD FAYVRIT PREZNIT IZ HEER FOR YOO! I WILL YUZE MY UNLIMITED POWER TO MAKE THIS CUNTRY GRATE AGEN WETHER IT LIKES IT OR NOT!! I'M GONNA BURN DOWN THE DEEYOJAY AN THE CRUPT CORTS WITH THERE DRANJED JUDJEZ!
I RITE MY OWN POSTS! AN TERRIFS FOR ALL!
I RITE MY OWN POSTS! AN TERRIFS FOR ALL!
STEEV BANNUN IZ THE ONLY GUY I NO HOO ALWAYZ WAREZ 2 T-SHIRTZ, 2 COLLERD SHIRTS, A HOODY, AN A HEVY JACKET AT THE SAME TIME!
WHY IZ HE SO COLD ALL THE TIME?
MUST BE HIZ HART!
WHY IZ HE SO COLD ALL THE TIME?
MUST BE HIZ HART!
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
STEEV BANNUN IZ THE ONLY GUY I NO HOO ALWAYZ WAREZ 2 T-SHIRTZ, 2 COLLERD SHIRTS, A HOODY, AN A HEVY JACKET AT THE SAME TIME!
WHY IZ HE SO COLD ALL THE TIME?
MUST BE HIZ HART!
WHY IZ HE SO COLD ALL THE TIME?
MUST BE HIZ HART!
DUZ YOR MAZERATI REELY DO 185?
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
DUZ YOR MAZERATI REELY DO 185?
THE ONLY REEZUN MARALARDO HAD ALLA THOZE VYOLAYSHUNZ IZ CUZ ANTEEFA THUGZ (PADE BY JORJ SOROSE) BROT IN BAGZ UV BEDBUGZ AN JARZ UV MOLD AN SCATTERD THEM ALL OVER! THEN THEY CALLD THE HELTH DEPARTMINT AN WE GOT RAYDED! IT WUZ ALL FAKE NEWZ!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
October 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
THE ONLY REEZUN MARALARDO HAD ALLA THOZE VYOLAYSHUNZ IZ CUZ ANTEEFA THUGZ (PADE BY JORJ SOROSE) BROT IN BAGZ UV BEDBUGZ AN JARZ UV MOLD AN SCATTERD THEM ALL OVER! THEN THEY CALLD THE HELTH DEPARTMINT AN WE GOT RAYDED! IT WUZ ALL FAKE NEWZ!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
THATZ THE WAY YOO DO IT! YOO LEEN YOR FULL WATE ON THERE HED AN NECK SO THEY CANT BREETH! THEN WEN THEY STUGGLE TO BREETH YOO YELL AT THEM TO STOP REEZISTING!
IF YOO LEEN ON THEM LONG ENUF THEY STOP STRUGGLING! EVRY SINGLE TIME! A CORSE THERE DED BUT ICE NOSE HOW TO HIDE A BODY!
IF YOO LEEN ON THEM LONG ENUF THEY STOP STRUGGLING! EVRY SINGLE TIME! A CORSE THERE DED BUT ICE NOSE HOW TO HIDE A BODY!
October 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
THATZ THE WAY YOO DO IT! YOO LEEN YOR FULL WATE ON THERE HED AN NECK SO THEY CANT BREETH! THEN WEN THEY STUGGLE TO BREETH YOO YELL AT THEM TO STOP REEZISTING!
IF YOO LEEN ON THEM LONG ENUF THEY STOP STRUGGLING! EVRY SINGLE TIME! A CORSE THERE DED BUT ICE NOSE HOW TO HIDE A BODY!
IF YOO LEEN ON THEM LONG ENUF THEY STOP STRUGGLING! EVRY SINGLE TIME! A CORSE THERE DED BUT ICE NOSE HOW TO HIDE A BODY!
YOO CANT STOP ME! NEXT I'M GONNA TARE OUT THE ROWTUNDA AND PUT IN A MCDONALDS AN PROLLY A STARBUCKS! I DONT DRINK COFFEE BUT I NO A LOT UZ PEEPLE HOO DO!
WEEL PROLLY CHARGE THEM DUBBLE PRICE CUZ, YOO NO - PREZIDENSHUL COFFEE!
WEEL PROLLY CHARGE THEM DUBBLE PRICE CUZ, YOO NO - PREZIDENSHUL COFFEE!
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
YOO CANT STOP ME! NEXT I'M GONNA TARE OUT THE ROWTUNDA AND PUT IN A MCDONALDS AN PROLLY A STARBUCKS! I DONT DRINK COFFEE BUT I NO A LOT UZ PEEPLE HOO DO!
WEEL PROLLY CHARGE THEM DUBBLE PRICE CUZ, YOO NO - PREZIDENSHUL COFFEE!
WEEL PROLLY CHARGE THEM DUBBLE PRICE CUZ, YOO NO - PREZIDENSHUL COFFEE!
YOR RING! ITZ CLASSY AZ HELL! IT WILL SEET ABOUT A MILLYUN PEEPLE! PROLLY ENYWAY! YOO CANT PROOV IT WONT FRUM JUST A PITCHER! AFTER ITZ BILT WEEL SEE HOW MENY PEEPLE IT WILL HOLD! AN I'LL BE RITE CUZ WEEL SAY WE FIT IN A MILLYUN EVEN IF WE DINT! AN JUST LOOK AT ALL THE GOLD!
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
YOR RING! ITZ CLASSY AZ HELL! IT WILL SEET ABOUT A MILLYUN PEEPLE! PROLLY ENYWAY! YOO CANT PROOV IT WONT FRUM JUST A PITCHER! AFTER ITZ BILT WEEL SEE HOW MENY PEEPLE IT WILL HOLD! AN I'LL BE RITE CUZ WEEL SAY WE FIT IN A MILLYUN EVEN IF WE DINT! AN JUST LOOK AT ALL THE GOLD!
I BEN HEER FOR A LONG TIME! PROLLY LONGER THAN YOO! NO WUN CAN GET RID UV ME! YOO WUNT ME TO LEEV? I SAY NO!
AN WEN I SAY NO, I MEEN MAYBE, POSSIBLY, PROBABLY...
AW HELL... EVEN I DONT NO WUT I MEEN!
GO AHED AN BLOK ME! I'LL JUST CUM BACK UNDER A SOODONIM! HA! DINT THINK I NOO THAT WERD!
AN WEN I SAY NO, I MEEN MAYBE, POSSIBLY, PROBABLY...
AW HELL... EVEN I DONT NO WUT I MEEN!
GO AHED AN BLOK ME! I'LL JUST CUM BACK UNDER A SOODONIM! HA! DINT THINK I NOO THAT WERD!
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I BEN HEER FOR A LONG TIME! PROLLY LONGER THAN YOO! NO WUN CAN GET RID UV ME! YOO WUNT ME TO LEEV? I SAY NO!
AN WEN I SAY NO, I MEEN MAYBE, POSSIBLY, PROBABLY...
AW HELL... EVEN I DONT NO WUT I MEEN!
GO AHED AN BLOK ME! I'LL JUST CUM BACK UNDER A SOODONIM! HA! DINT THINK I NOO THAT WERD!
AN WEN I SAY NO, I MEEN MAYBE, POSSIBLY, PROBABLY...
AW HELL... EVEN I DONT NO WUT I MEEN!
GO AHED AN BLOK ME! I'LL JUST CUM BACK UNDER A SOODONIM! HA! DINT THINK I NOO THAT WERD!
THOZE ARE ALL FAKE PEEPLE! ITZ ALL FOTOSHOPT!
EVERBUDDY LUVZ ME SEPT FOR THE DAM DEMOCRAPZ! THERE ALL RADIKUL COMMIE SOWSHULIST FASHIST LIBRUL TRAYTERZ! AN THEY HATE AMERIKA! AN THEY KICK PUPPEEZ AN PEE ON KITTENZ! THEN THEY EET THEM! PROLLY ENYWAY!
EVERBUDDY LUVZ ME SEPT FOR THE DAM DEMOCRAPZ! THERE ALL RADIKUL COMMIE SOWSHULIST FASHIST LIBRUL TRAYTERZ! AN THEY HATE AMERIKA! AN THEY KICK PUPPEEZ AN PEE ON KITTENZ! THEN THEY EET THEM! PROLLY ENYWAY!
October 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
THOZE ARE ALL FAKE PEEPLE! ITZ ALL FOTOSHOPT!
EVERBUDDY LUVZ ME SEPT FOR THE DAM DEMOCRAPZ! THERE ALL RADIKUL COMMIE SOWSHULIST FASHIST LIBRUL TRAYTERZ! AN THEY HATE AMERIKA! AN THEY KICK PUPPEEZ AN PEE ON KITTENZ! THEN THEY EET THEM! PROLLY ENYWAY!
EVERBUDDY LUVZ ME SEPT FOR THE DAM DEMOCRAPZ! THERE ALL RADIKUL COMMIE SOWSHULIST FASHIST LIBRUL TRAYTERZ! AN THEY HATE AMERIKA! AN THEY KICK PUPPEEZ AN PEE ON KITTENZ! THEN THEY EET THEM! PROLLY ENYWAY!
MIKEY IZ RITE! ALL THE DEMOCRAPZ HAV TO DO IZ - DO WUTEVER WE WUNT! THEN WEEL GET TO ALL THAT UTHER STUF! MIKEY IZ JUST LIKE ME - HE NEVER LIZE!
GRIZELDA... GRIVAL... GRIHALZ... THAT BICH WILL GET SEETED REEL KWIK! PROLLY ENYWAY!
GRIZELDA... GRIVAL... GRIHALZ... THAT BICH WILL GET SEETED REEL KWIK! PROLLY ENYWAY!
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
MIKEY IZ RITE! ALL THE DEMOCRAPZ HAV TO DO IZ - DO WUTEVER WE WUNT! THEN WEEL GET TO ALL THAT UTHER STUF! MIKEY IZ JUST LIKE ME - HE NEVER LIZE!
GRIZELDA... GRIVAL... GRIHALZ... THAT BICH WILL GET SEETED REEL KWIK! PROLLY ENYWAY!
GRIZELDA... GRIVAL... GRIHALZ... THAT BICH WILL GET SEETED REEL KWIK! PROLLY ENYWAY!
CUMPLEET LIZE! JUHNEEN IZ A GRATE UTTERNY! SHE WINZ EVRY CASE! PROLLY CUZ SHEEZ A JUDJE AN NOZE THE LAW REEL GOOD! SHEEZ NEVER LOST A CASE AN THATZ A FACT!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
October 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
CUMPLEET LIZE! JUHNEEN IZ A GRATE UTTERNY! SHE WINZ EVRY CASE! PROLLY CUZ SHEEZ A JUDJE AN NOZE THE LAW REEL GOOD! SHEEZ NEVER LOST A CASE AN THATZ A FACT!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
DONT GOOGLE THAT!
SORRY YOO GOT HIT WITH A BATAWN! IF I WUZ THERE I WOOD KISS IT AN MAKE IT ALL BETTER! OR GIV YOO A RAJING INFEKSHUN! ITZ WUN UV THE TO!
October 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
SORRY YOO GOT HIT WITH A BATAWN! IF I WUZ THERE I WOOD KISS IT AN MAKE IT ALL BETTER! OR GIV YOO A RAJING INFEKSHUN! ITZ WUN UV THE TO!
YOR RONG ABOUT THAT!
I'VE TOKT TO PLENTY UV ROKS AND ASKT THEM LOTSA KWESCHINZ! THEY NEVER HAV THE RITE ANSER! SUMTIMEZ THEY DONT EVEN SAY ANYTHING!
I'M PROLLY SMARTER THAN ANY ROK ON THE ERTH! MOST UV THEM ENYWAY!
I'VE TOKT TO PLENTY UV ROKS AND ASKT THEM LOTSA KWESCHINZ! THEY NEVER HAV THE RITE ANSER! SUMTIMEZ THEY DONT EVEN SAY ANYTHING!
I'M PROLLY SMARTER THAN ANY ROK ON THE ERTH! MOST UV THEM ENYWAY!
October 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
YOR RONG ABOUT THAT!
I'VE TOKT TO PLENTY UV ROKS AND ASKT THEM LOTSA KWESCHINZ! THEY NEVER HAV THE RITE ANSER! SUMTIMEZ THEY DONT EVEN SAY ANYTHING!
I'M PROLLY SMARTER THAN ANY ROK ON THE ERTH! MOST UV THEM ENYWAY!
I'VE TOKT TO PLENTY UV ROKS AND ASKT THEM LOTSA KWESCHINZ! THEY NEVER HAV THE RITE ANSER! SUMTIMEZ THEY DONT EVEN SAY ANYTHING!
I'M PROLLY SMARTER THAN ANY ROK ON THE ERTH! MOST UV THEM ENYWAY!
LOOK AT THOZE STRONG ALFALFA MALES! TO BE A MAGA ALFALFA MALE YORE WASTE SIZE NEEDZ TO BE OVER 50 INCHEZ! TOO ALSO HAVE TO HAV AT LEEST A DUBBLE CHIN! TRIPLE IZ PREFERD! IF YORE NECK SKIN LOOKZ LIKE A VERJYNER YORE DEFNITLY IN!
MUST HAV A BRANE BUT IT DUZNT NEED TO WERK GOOD!
MUST HAV A BRANE BUT IT DUZNT NEED TO WERK GOOD!
October 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
LOOK AT THOZE STRONG ALFALFA MALES! TO BE A MAGA ALFALFA MALE YORE WASTE SIZE NEEDZ TO BE OVER 50 INCHEZ! TOO ALSO HAVE TO HAV AT LEEST A DUBBLE CHIN! TRIPLE IZ PREFERD! IF YORE NECK SKIN LOOKZ LIKE A VERJYNER YORE DEFNITLY IN!
MUST HAV A BRANE BUT IT DUZNT NEED TO WERK GOOD!
MUST HAV A BRANE BUT IT DUZNT NEED TO WERK GOOD!