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John
@primajohna.bsky.social
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Not a man, not a woman, just kind of tired
💛🤍💜🖤🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ Scouse geek, horror story scribbler, d20 roller and your dad's favourite cryptid
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Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
Scene from Lord of the Rings showing Frodo and Elrond floating side by side in an ethereal white void
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Two pictures of one of the Kardashian's (i dont know who). In the first she's saying 'I'm like dropping hints that its my birthday.' In the second she's been badly eddited to wear a party hat, have two presents and a bottle of champagne. She says 'its my birthday'
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Heading home from seeing Frankenstein and saw someone had already put up their Christmas decorations
Scene from the Lord of the Rings showing Sean Bean, a brown haired man in leather armour and scorch marks on his face, standing among rigged grey cliffs. He looks distraught and is saying "Gives them a moment, for pity's sake!"
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Extremely this
Screenshot from the Simpsons showing Homer and Marge. Marge is wagging a finger at Homer and has Dracmorda Boulet's face superimposed over hers. Marge is saying 'Now Abhora, don't you eat this pie.'
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Ah, yes. The ID. The TRUE exorbitant cost that's putting people off buying houses
A tweet from Starmers Twitter account: I recently spoke with someone buying a house with her partner. She told me that she had to pay just to verify who she was. With digital ID that could be done in seconds and wipe out the costs. Digital ID will save you time and money.
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Hang on!!
A bbc article showing an elderly dog with a round face and white fur gathered around their ears Micheal D. Higgins, President of Ireland, an elderly white man with a round face and white fur gathered around his ears
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Mega clefable
Picture of a brown-haired girl in a grey dress with a pink beret. She is known from the 'oui oui baguette' tiktok where she speaks random French in a heavily put on accent
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Bonus round: the alps on the way home
Photo of the Alps mountain range taken from a plane window.
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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And a final farewell to Valletta
Fort Manoel, as viewed from the ferry leaving Valletta. The fort is lit by pink and white lights and several lazers pierce up into the sky The nighttime cityscape of Valletta, with the cathedral lit up
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Next, a jaunt around Gozo
Cathedral square in Gozo Citadel. A large church stands at the top of a pair of stairs A view across the island from atop the citadel walls, showing a domed cathedral under construction in the distance A view of Victoria, the largest city in Gozo, from atop the citadel A photo of me, a beardy enby brit in read shirt and white shirts, and my flatmate, a bald maori guy in a green and white tshirt. Behind us is the countryside of Gozo and the ocean beyond
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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A view from Mdina
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Next, Mdina
Mdina Cathedral, a yellow stone church, at golden hour. The clocks on its two towers show the time on the right and the date and month on the left. You might be able to see it stopped working back on November 1st 7 years ago Mdina gate, again at golden hour. Some may recognise this from the first season of Game of Thrones An upward facing shot of a church and nearby cloister. On the corner of the church is a statue of the Virgin Mary holding the baby jesus
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Taken some really nice photos around Malta, so gonna do a dump thread. First off: Valletta
The Triton Fountain, showing three Greek statues of Fish Men holding up a large dish between them. The photo has been tactically taken to show off two instances of caked-up fish man butt The Grand Master's palace, a two story building in yellow stone with green panel windows and two cannons outside the doors Picture of fortifications along the far side of the Grand Harbour, with deep blue water surrounding Zoomed in shot of the Grand harbour from the Upper Barrakka gardens, with the lift to the Lower gardens in the foreground. On the opposite bank can be seen the three cities of Vittoriosa, Senglea and Cospicua.
October 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Category is: albums made by female artists well into their 30s that showed creativity and artistic depth
Homogenic by Björk, released when she was 32 Vespertine by Björk, released when she was 35 Medulla by Björk, released when she was 38
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Come to Gozo island in the next 15min if you want an ass-kicking
A bearded enby with short hair, red shirt, white shorts and grey sneakers. They have their arms crossed, are wearing sunglasses and have a grumpy expression. They are sitting on a balcony overlooking Gozo in Malta, with the Blue lagoon in the distance
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Manager Kier seeing you go for another dr pepper
October 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Bombastic image with stars and fireworks bursting behind the words 'Now that's what i call a distraction from the epstein files'
September 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Rupaul after fighting to say the Welsh places names on Drag Race UK
Lady Gaga sweating absolute buckets, like actually pouring off her
September 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Good to see Riely's Law extends to print as well
"Riley's Law is an Internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, 'Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again.'"
September 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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A horrifying reminder of where we started
A screenshot of an article by Caitlin Moran: "Keir Starmer has turbocharged my arousal levels. I feel fruity. My friend didn't say why she had to excuse herself from our group chat about the new cabinet - bur we knew."
September 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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6 scenes of different anime characters saying a phrase then showing them as the thing they reference: 'I hate titans!' *turns into a titan* 'I hate ghouls!' *turns into a ghoul* 'I hate vampires!' *turns into a vampire* The final two scenes show Charlie Kirk saying 'I hate gun violence victims' and then the moment right before he was shot.
September 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Editing my latest short story
David lynch speaking into a megaphone, saying 'okay, let's try that again, but this time good'
September 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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If Trump dies, could someone please recreate this image but with trump being led away by sexy watto?
Facebook post by the King Charles III page saying 'So beautiful #GodSaveTheKing.' The image attached shows the recently deceased Prince Philip being led into the afterlife by Paddington Bear. Paddington says 'everything's going to be alright, sir.'
August 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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'How could you say that?'

As if the union flag was discovered in currents all over the Pacific one day
A collage of national flags that each have the union flag on them.
August 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Screenshot of Abigail Thorne, a trans woman, wearing a half face of skeleton make-up. She says 'The point is that have done something bad,' Screenshot of Abigail Thorne, a trans woman, wearing a half face of skeleton make-up. She says 'and you deserve to ve punished.'
August 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM