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Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 1d

2025 Fall Olympics:
- artistic pumpkin stabbing
- candle overspending
- socks on wooden floor freestyle
- non ironic wood chopping
- sweatpants & movie marathon
- wrestling (with the idea of having that 3rd donut)
- doubles flanneling

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 1d

A diet that works.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 2d

Being on time means I'm parked there 45 mins early looking at my phone.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 4d

Jesus is a flirt.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 6d

Well, maybe my second favorite.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 8d

Top horse names:
- Hay Arnold
- Watch me Neigh Neigh
- Ginuwine’s Pony
- 4orsepower
- Mr. Clopadopoulos
- Fast and the Furriest 2: Rodeo Drift
- Gallupdog
- Gucci Mane
- Dwayne “The Horse” Johnson
- Hung like a me

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 10d

My favorite exercise.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 13d

If climate change is real then why have the Sharknado movies have stopped?

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 16d

Little rascal.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 21d

Trying to clutch pearls and freedom of speech in the same hand is a lame trick.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 21d

Over a million years and building a fire never gets old. Top five human experience.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 21d

Dental hygienist talking all that trash about my gum health then she attacks them like an eagle grabbing a fish out of a lake.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 22d

I decided to get an Airbnb in the remote woods this week to get away from everyone and everything and now I'm starting to think Bigfoot has a point.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 24d

Dear God…

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 26d

Feeding your dog its own eye boogers is a victimless crime. I want it off my finger and she gets a salty snack.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · 28d

Like a little sleepover before each play.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · Sep 6

Thanks!

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · Sep 6

Let them kiss.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · Sep 5

Falling in love with drawing again. Also eating chips at midnight.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · Sep 5

I’m sober. I can’t even have one beer because I’ve played “just the tip” with drinking enough to know I get her pregnant every time.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · Sep 3

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’m exhausted.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · Sep 1

Don't cry because summer is ending.
Laugh because the mosquitoes will be dead.

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · Sep 1

Mike Primavera @primawesome.bsky.social · Aug 31

Thanks for the help.