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The Slug
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I like plants and puns

Also horses and occasionally anime
Pinned
There's a perfectly good ramp but every time they opt to flop off the huge drop instead.

Also bonus teddy squeal because that guy is only sensible on the outside.
Who wins, car or train?
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This guy should read out all the train issues. They're so lively.
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
pOtsY is trying to cheer me up but is mostly just using me as a pincushion
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I love when pOtSy goes running up to chichi demanding a bath
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Someone asked whether our hand drawn sidescroller game would have a first person mode so naturally I had to have some fun with that

www.tiktok.com/@themaneques...
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Terrifying
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I would like to do this more often
Wait I can't do maths, it was 14hrs. Fantastic.
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Bed is so good
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
12hrs of sleep was very much needed
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Look who has developed object permanence !
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Finally home
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hopefully only 2-3hrs until home
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It was certainly the weirdest and maybe worst birthday. Much pain, no sleep. Very unpleasant. I guess it didn't last a full 24hrs though??
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Well this will be unpleasant 😭
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I enjoyed the trip, still doesn't evolve any particular desire to travel however
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I'm stuck on planes for the next 12hrs or so.

Here's trip update.

Aquarium
Blue penguins. Little guys ~12 inches.
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I said the secret phrase to the aquarium guy and was mistaken for working for a similar facility
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Need for sleep beats need for food today orz
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Red and Yellow Frillbacks, soft pastels, Graeme Boyd. #pigeonsky
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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What was already known has now been scientifically proven: pigeons play no role in the spread of bird flu. #pigeonsky

www.bmleh.de/SharedDocs/M...
Geflügelpest: Tauben tragen nicht zur Ausbreitung der Seuche bei
Aufgrund der aktuellen Berichterstattung zum Thema Geflügelpest bei Tauben weist das Bundesministerium für Landwirtschaft, Ernährung und Heimat (BMLEH) darauf hin, dass nach derzeitigem wissenschaftli...
www.bmleh.de
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The soundproofing of this hotel is awful
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Coyote???? Maybe??? !!!!

Or extremely extremely similar dog..but it looked exactly like a coyote. I'm just not sure if they're common around here
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We have hit the cursed hours
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM