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YUKIちゃん一番大好き
YUKIちゃん一番大好き
i hope he wrote "Only the Sith Speak in absolutes!" because it is one of my favorite phrases to have ever been spoken
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i hope he wrote "Only the Sith Speak in absolutes!" because it is one of my favorite phrases to have ever been spoken
first guy looks like The King of All Cosmos's cousin or something
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
first guy looks like The King of All Cosmos's cousin or something
thanksgiving is dying, and black friday is struggling to be born; now is the age of leftovers
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
thanksgiving is dying, and black friday is struggling to be born; now is the age of leftovers
i have a hard time believing that Marge Simpson knows what a "blackcurrant" is
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i have a hard time believing that Marge Simpson knows what a "blackcurrant" is
children in the USA are told that George Washington had wooden teeth; i suppose it made him seem more like the Common Man. like many stories of the founders of the USA, it's bullshit
![Washington suffered from severe tooth decay and ultimately lost all of his teeth except one. He had several sets of false teeth during his presidency. Contrary to common lore, these were not made of wood, but of metal, ivory, bone, animal teeth, and human teeth possibly obtained from slaves.[313][314] His dental problems left him in constant pain, which he treated with laudanum.[315] He also experienced a painful growth in his thigh early in his first presidential term, followed by a life-threatening bout of pneumonia in 1790 from which he never fully recovered.[](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bpyvnvq45qttd5qlv3ybinch/bafkreidjy5tkccj4wy2z7uevktpvew34qac7cxk5uppuygpg4enghl3xka@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
children in the USA are told that George Washington had wooden teeth; i suppose it made him seem more like the Common Man. like many stories of the founders of the USA, it's bullshit
i always read this in Tim Kazurinsky's voice
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i always read this in Tim Kazurinsky's voice
saving this for when i get back from the toilet at 3am
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
saving this for when i get back from the toilet at 3am
is there a Child's Name Here? i'm looking for a Child's Name Here in this bar
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
is there a Child's Name Here? i'm looking for a Child's Name Here in this bar
"a bad attitude" was the first accessory i ever equipped. be careful! many are cursed and cannot be unequipped
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"a bad attitude" was the first accessory i ever equipped. be careful! many are cursed and cannot be unequipped
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Baby クラシックな Blue 涙があふれちゃう
今アツイ 今アツイキセキが この胸に吹いたら
今アツイ 今アツイキセキが この胸に吹いたら
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Baby クラシックな Blue 涙があふれちゃう
今アツイ 今アツイキセキが この胸に吹いたら
今アツイ 今アツイキセキが この胸に吹いたら
i've always said that Maggie was dead weight
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i've always said that Maggie was dead weight
nuzzi's hall pass:
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
nuzzi's hall pass:
ok, but what's this about?
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
ok, but what's this about?
well, that puts my fears to rest
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
well, that puts my fears to rest
(yes, i know this is from the second one! but the joke works!)
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
(yes, i know this is from the second one! but the joke works!)
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
perfection is an asymptotic goal but YUKI is a goddess so she can achieve it
perfection is an asymptotic goal but YUKI is a goddess so she can achieve it
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
perfection is an asymptotic goal but YUKI is a goddess so she can achieve it
perfection is an asymptotic goal but YUKI is a goddess so she can achieve it