That said, I’m now pet sitting for my parents, and said dog (her name is Simone) was decidedly not calm… so, I put on the Fleetwood Mac… for her, of course.

Like.. sometimes the website I work on is ugly as sin, & there’s no AI chatbot or google maps API integration…. But like… if you fill out a form.. it submits. Then a human being will reach out & talk to you about what you wrote down. So, it’s better than 80% of websites.

Some mix of the current state of tech & my own dev experience have culminated into me assuming that if youve got a unique loading animation, your form validation is broken & there’ll be 3 popups offering me 2% off coupons for my mothers maiden name, all before I reach a paragraph about your product.

Change in Headline

Cloaca erasure