Rory Hoover
@princerory.bsky.social
I've never given a fuck about what cunts on twitter were doing.
Girlcock?
Or
Manlabia?
Or
Manlabia?
October 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Girlcock?
Or
Manlabia?
Or
Manlabia?
Sure love how much we now live in the fictional worlds of 1984, Brave New World, Her, and Idiocracy all at once. Hhhnnnnnnnnnnnggggghhhhuuuu
September 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sure love how much we now live in the fictional worlds of 1984, Brave New World, Her, and Idiocracy all at once. Hhhnnnnnnnnnnnggggghhhhuuuu
Aww I love my baby girl 💞
September 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Aww I love my baby girl 💞
You can't throw a wolf to the wolves, he'll feel right at home.
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You can't throw a wolf to the wolves, he'll feel right at home.
I don't feel I should have been this good at knife and axe throwing but here we are
August 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don't feel I should have been this good at knife and axe throwing but here we are
What's this what's going to happen
July 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What's this what's going to happen
How do I make you love me?
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
How do I make you love me?
Told a one piece fan that Walter White teaching high school chemistry for a thousand episodes wouldn't be interesting. They didn't like that much
July 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Told a one piece fan that Walter White teaching high school chemistry for a thousand episodes wouldn't be interesting. They didn't like that much
I'm a dog person
But I'm not a "dog person"
I prefer cats.
Especially cat guys, I just love the mixture of cat like personality with masculine presence. It's extremely intriguing to me when I talk to someone who's a cat guy that feels that species to his soul, and usually I want to know more.
But I'm not a "dog person"
I prefer cats.
Especially cat guys, I just love the mixture of cat like personality with masculine presence. It's extremely intriguing to me when I talk to someone who's a cat guy that feels that species to his soul, and usually I want to know more.
June 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'm a dog person
But I'm not a "dog person"
I prefer cats.
Especially cat guys, I just love the mixture of cat like personality with masculine presence. It's extremely intriguing to me when I talk to someone who's a cat guy that feels that species to his soul, and usually I want to know more.
But I'm not a "dog person"
I prefer cats.
Especially cat guys, I just love the mixture of cat like personality with masculine presence. It's extremely intriguing to me when I talk to someone who's a cat guy that feels that species to his soul, and usually I want to know more.
Morning coffee w/ the boy-boy (legal name is Nox)
June 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Morning coffee w/ the boy-boy (legal name is Nox)
Can I come over
And act weird
And be strange?
And act weird
And be strange?
May 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Can I come over
And act weird
And be strange?
And act weird
And be strange?
Only thing I know how to be a good Twitch streamer is:
Every 5 minutes you need to say either "chat am I cooked?" Or "chat is this real?"
Every 5 minutes you need to say either "chat am I cooked?" Or "chat is this real?"
April 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Only thing I know how to be a good Twitch streamer is:
Every 5 minutes you need to say either "chat am I cooked?" Or "chat is this real?"
Every 5 minutes you need to say either "chat am I cooked?" Or "chat is this real?"
Sucks getting a tattoo here. Who's idea was this? Oh that'd be my sister's idea to get a matching tattoo. ( Her in background)
February 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sucks getting a tattoo here. Who's idea was this? Oh that'd be my sister's idea to get a matching tattoo. ( Her in background)
For some reason the most attractive guys on the jobsites I've been on have been plumbers. Except for one apprentice electrician whom I also found on Grindr, but chose not to message or approach about since it felt morally ambiguous to do so. So I put my sticker on the back of my hard hat call me out
February 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
For some reason the most attractive guys on the jobsites I've been on have been plumbers. Except for one apprentice electrician whom I also found on Grindr, but chose not to message or approach about since it felt morally ambiguous to do so. So I put my sticker on the back of my hard hat call me out
My superpower is not being bothered by the graphical inaccuracies of Toto's "Africa"
January 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My superpower is not being bothered by the graphical inaccuracies of Toto's "Africa"
Me: Heey so are you nervous about your BF meeting family?
Him: No
Me: would you be nervous if I started waving a knife in your face?
Him: A little
Me: okay I just had to check if your nervous system was working
Him: That's not how a ner-
Me: Shut the fuck up I have a knife
Him: No
Me: would you be nervous if I started waving a knife in your face?
Him: A little
Me: okay I just had to check if your nervous system was working
Him: That's not how a ner-
Me: Shut the fuck up I have a knife
January 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Me: Heey so are you nervous about your BF meeting family?
Him: No
Me: would you be nervous if I started waving a knife in your face?
Him: A little
Me: okay I just had to check if your nervous system was working
Him: That's not how a ner-
Me: Shut the fuck up I have a knife
Him: No
Me: would you be nervous if I started waving a knife in your face?
Him: A little
Me: okay I just had to check if your nervous system was working
Him: That's not how a ner-
Me: Shut the fuck up I have a knife
Oh fuuuuck i forgot bluetooth connected sex toys can potentally be used as an attack vector shiiiiit fuuuuu
January 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh fuuuuck i forgot bluetooth connected sex toys can potentally be used as an attack vector shiiiiit fuuuuu
Vid Capture with Kaedo at a function back in November 2022
January 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Vid Capture with Kaedo at a function back in November 2022
Hey Google okay Google hey Siri hello Cortana list karaoke songs to sing to impress guy I like go. Send. Stop. Go
December 31, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Hey Google okay Google hey Siri hello Cortana list karaoke songs to sing to impress guy I like go. Send. Stop. Go
I use kittens for clout. Thank you, suckers for liking my kitten content. Like and Subscribe.
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I use kittens for clout. Thank you, suckers for liking my kitten content. Like and Subscribe.
I kind of cleared this content to post... Kind of. With kaedo at the Airbnb in Chicago at MFF
December 29, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I kind of cleared this content to post... Kind of. With kaedo at the Airbnb in Chicago at MFF
Merry Christmas funny homosexual talking animals in my device.
December 25, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Merry Christmas funny homosexual talking animals in my device.
Lost our beloved family pet cat, Kelly at 18 years old. Love you Kelly.
December 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Lost our beloved family pet cat, Kelly at 18 years old. Love you Kelly.