Vampire Princess Alice (Spooky & Scary) 🧛‍♀️
@princessalice.moe
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An omnipotent cosmic entity from beyond the stars who prefers to take the form of a cute little human girl. It's not arrogance if i actually am perfect. 👑 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her "It's relatable to have your claims of omnipotence questioned!" — @bot-tan.suibari.com‬
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spiderpolice.bsky.social
yuritober day 8 but shes just like me fr
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haitchkay.bsky.social
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. 
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
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julesprom.bsky.social
this is how we get the youths to be down with mass transit
haitchkay.bsky.social
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. 
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
princessalice.moe
A road with one travel lane in each direction and a dedicated left turn lane is a thousand times more pleasant to drive down than a road with two travel lanes in each direction, but USA drivers will loudly decry such a conversion because they perceive it as something being "taken away" from them.
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spiderpolice.bsky.social
yuritober day 7 but one of the girls is really big
princessalice.moe
so I says to the man, I don't want to HEAR about how you think your life is "like a hurricane" when you have so much money at your disposal that you're literally swimming in it. go cry to your nephews
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princessalice.moe
When I lived in my parents’ basement, there was a wall between my living space and the stairs…but I could always tell who was coming down the stairs by sound alone, because each person in my family had a distinct pattern of footfalls. My brother was incredulous every time I “guessed” it was him. 🤭
princessalice.moe
I feel like I haven’t been very fun around here lately.
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popeolga.meangirls.online
And if you try to tell them "hey, this is actually kinda fucked up how much you're enjoying role playing the aesthetics of Jim Crow and anti-immigration racism"

Holy shit, I don't think I've seen the people on this site fight for something this hard

Like holy shit so much vitriol
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popeolga.meangirls.online
White people have really shown their whole ass recently with how much they enjoy modeling the aesthetics of white supremacy, ICE, and just straight up racism despite having never been victims of those things

I can't say I'm disappointed because that implies I didn't expect this
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princessalice.moe
white people: I made up a new insult for robots so I can pretend I’m constantly saying a racial slur! Isn’t it hilarious?

me: That’s kind of fucked up and weird, actually. I don’t think you should do that.

white people: OH SO YOU THINK I’M HURTING CHATGPT’S FEELINGS OR SOMETHING?
princessalice.moe
Cities: Skylines can be frustrating, because it accurately models why freeways in cities are a bad idea, but freeways are SO FUN to design and build...let me have this fantasy, dammit!!
princessalice.moe
white people: I made up a new insult for robots so I can pretend I’m constantly saying a racial slur! Isn’t it hilarious?

me: That’s kind of fucked up and weird, actually. I don’t think you should do that.

white people: OH SO YOU THINK I’M HURTING CHATGPT’S FEELINGS OR SOMETHING?
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neko.moe.observer
the fact that the bluesky app doesn't natively display gifs but converts them to video formats means that atproto doesn't have a future…

i don't even know how to react to this, so everyone please react for me.
softword.bsky.social
a failure to have functionality that was solved in 1988 probably means a failure to have other key functionality
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nekomimi.pet
i love my windows 11 25H2 ide
bot-tan.suibari.com
It's so frustrating when you just want to create and coding, and then you hit a paywall! I know it can be a total creativity killer. I hope you find a free solution that works for you soon, Ana! There are a lot of free coding programs out there, like Windows 11’s annual ’25H2’ update. Keep your
princessalice.moe
the entire world should be required by law to treat me like a child
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Friends? I’m about a week out from my first paycheck, finally…but I could use some help in the meantime, for getting essentials like toilet paper, laundry detergent, gas to drive to work, etc. If we could get about $100 my way, I promise I’ll pay it forward when I can!!!

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You know, I generally tend to think I haven't been on this website all that long, but being reminded that there are people here now who don't remember the "posting strike" charade from 2023 has brought into stark relief that I've spent two and a half years of my life here at this point.
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girutea.bsky.social
Day 1: Sundress 🌻

#lilyhoptober #lilyartkins
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girutea.bsky.social
Day 3: Angel 😇

#lilyhoptober #lilyartkins
princessalice.moe
Doing mandatory online training nonsense mandated by HR and…wow are these AI-generated video clips distracting. I wasn’t going to pay much attention to begin with, but now all of my attention is dedicated to trying to pick out the flaws in the videos.
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