Princess Jasmine
@prinminn.bsky.social
I need a roster full of eaters cause i deserve.
December 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I need a roster full of eaters cause i deserve.
Thats it! Im tired of this shit. I need 80 niggas by 2026.
a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer
ALT: a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer
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December 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Thats it! Im tired of this shit. I need 80 niggas by 2026.
Not a man trying to argue with me over nothing.
a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .
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December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Not a man trying to argue with me over nothing.
Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
You've experienced 406 years without challenge or fortification and it's made you soft like putty.
Meanwhile you have savagely forge us into diamonds, the hardest naturally occurring material on Earth.
You've experienced 406 years without challenge or fortification and it's made you soft like putty.
Meanwhile you have savagely forge us into diamonds, the hardest naturally occurring material on Earth.
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
You've experienced 406 years without challenge or fortification and it's made you soft like putty.
Meanwhile you have savagely forge us into diamonds, the hardest naturally occurring material on Earth.
You've experienced 406 years without challenge or fortification and it's made you soft like putty.
Meanwhile you have savagely forge us into diamonds, the hardest naturally occurring material on Earth.
I have a theory (backed by black feminist thought): Black women are mirrors.
We reflect what’s already in people — their values, wounds, contradictions, and harm. And many people hate being seen.
We reflect what’s already in people — their values, wounds, contradictions, and harm. And many people hate being seen.
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I have a theory (backed by black feminist thought): Black women are mirrors.
We reflect what’s already in people — their values, wounds, contradictions, and harm. And many people hate being seen.
We reflect what’s already in people — their values, wounds, contradictions, and harm. And many people hate being seen.
The Nigga Chronicles
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The Nigga Chronicles
I want to be in love so bad but a lot of men just suck. I can’t find the non-sucky ones 😭😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I want to be in love so bad but a lot of men just suck. I can’t find the non-sucky ones 😭😭😭😭
Yeah angry Jasmine been locked up way too long. Cause the way i want to rage at everyone is crazy. This is why you shouldn’t suppress your emotions kids.
December 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yeah angry Jasmine been locked up way too long. Cause the way i want to rage at everyone is crazy. This is why you shouldn’t suppress your emotions kids.
Bitch don’t ever ask me how much I need if you aint gon send it. 🤬🤬🤬
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Bitch don’t ever ask me how much I need if you aint gon send it. 🤬🤬🤬
He’s one of the lucky ones getting to $100k. Highest I ever got was $52k.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
He’s one of the lucky ones getting to $100k. Highest I ever got was $52k.
Capitalism and Ozempic
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Capitalism and Ozempic
And this is why I’m sticking beside Chatgpt. Cause it just helped me ask a man to pay for something for the first time in my life. A new era is loading up yall lol
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
And this is why I’m sticking beside Chatgpt. Cause it just helped me ask a man to pay for something for the first time in my life. A new era is loading up yall lol
Im trying to figure out how already small people is getting ozempic but I cant get shit!
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Im trying to figure out how already small people is getting ozempic but I cant get shit!
Double booked myself for tonight and both niggas flaked. 😩😩 Why is dating so hellish. I need to be in the passenger seat of somebody son hellcat.
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Double booked myself for tonight and both niggas flaked. 😩😩 Why is dating so hellish. I need to be in the passenger seat of somebody son hellcat.
10 hours is too long to be around all these ppl. I need a new job.
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
10 hours is too long to be around all these ppl. I need a new job.
I was expecting her to roast us, but all she did was validate our experiences. 😭
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I was expecting her to roast us, but all she did was validate our experiences. 😭
A girl gotta eat either way.
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A girl gotta eat either way.
I made up with my best eater. 👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I made up with my best eater. 👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳
Reversing your lung damage.
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reversing your lung damage.
Beyoncé steady sending these text messages. Bitch we is broke for real for real.
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Beyoncé steady sending these text messages. Bitch we is broke for real for real.
I need some damn tints. I’m tired of people seeing me perform live for my imaginary fans lol
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I need some damn tints. I’m tired of people seeing me perform live for my imaginary fans lol
I’m so irritated, nobody is acting right. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m so irritated, nobody is acting right. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Trying to read your MRI results without a doctor:
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Trying to read your MRI results without a doctor: