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Cobra Chicken 🇨🇦❣️🌐
@prisma-ice.bsky.social
"I paused my game to be here."

She’s a gamer who dominates the virtual world and refuses to let pineapple on pizza be canceled.
Pretty neat with Deadman's Island right near by!
January 22, 2026 at 3:30 AM
MAGA would never go for a female president...they don't know what females are.
January 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
We're already on it!

-Canada
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I'm really lost with any of his speech for multiple reasons. He can't tell the difference between Iceland and Greenland?

So does that mean he's actually saying Canada is grateful vs non-grateful? /s
January 21, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Absolutely love it. Gives me a peaceful and calm feeling.
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
He can't tell anything apart when he's busy loading his diaper and trying to talk.
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Well to be fair, it's normally hidden under a table while he's napping during meetings.
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They're not done covering it up.
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Wouldn't be surprised if they're hand picked by him. So tired of all this.
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
*blinks*

*lowers head and charges while honking*
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Likely? They're on speed dial together.
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
*honk honk* hissssssssss
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Exactly. It was always a smoke screen and about control. They tried to bully us and it failed. They probably wanted Alberta's reserve of oil.

Our Cobra Chickens are so mad and are currently heading south in mass protest. *honk honk*
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Air conditioned offices...says the nazi with his own makeup room paid for by tax payers.
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Need something to look forward to for Christmas!
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
He can't even hide his dementia anymore. Someone take his phone away.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Probably right after the pudding wrestling in the new ballroom.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So long Goldfish crackers. It was fun while it lasted. #boycott
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM