When I use a manual toothbrush for a few days after electric for almost a decade I feel like my mouth is a dumpster fire
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
When I use a manual toothbrush for a few days after electric for almost a decade I feel like my mouth is a dumpster fire
I can’t wait to see how far down the chicken hole you’ve gone in 30 years
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I can’t wait to see how far down the chicken hole you’ve gone in 30 years
Exactly but my brand is so anti socks for Christmas that it isn’t going to happen for me
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Exactly but my brand is so anti socks for Christmas that it isn’t going to happen for me
Not as bad as toesies
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Not as bad as toesies
I’m always saying this
December 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’m always saying this
People only like Bob because Jerry is dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
People only like Bob because Jerry is dead
Can’t be as bad as last year! Have fun
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Can’t be as bad as last year! Have fun
It was a good one
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It was a good one
Make the clankers watch
a robot with two hearts in its eyes and the words me luv you long time
ALT: a robot with two hearts in its eyes and the words me luv you long time
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December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Make the clankers watch
Wait which one? Probably not
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wait which one? Probably not