"but Loid has no boobs" that won't stop Albrecht and his catastrophic mommy issues... he will be stuck on Loid like a lamprey all the same

omg
sex so good it made Loid bald 😭

he will grade you and submit a post-performance review... so scary!

😇
hehe

aww yiss bully that old man 🥰

Exactly xD Obviously sex with Loid is not only physically but mentally stimulating...

mid-nut clarity is also very Albrechtlike

What zero pussy does to a mf: Ballas

What too much pussy does to a mf: Albrecht

[pussy is metaphorical in this case]

Loid wearing nothing, but decked out in Entrati bling like the Cavia or Kalymos.

Albrecht experiences post nut clarity in that he will run from bedroom to lab ass naked to write something down while Loid lies in the bed sore wondering where he went wrong in life.