This is one of my biggest gripes with Debian, which I love. I typically run Docker to spin up anything outside the bare essentials, because everything I run into that looks interesting is dependent on newer versions of packages than those available.

At times, I just want shit to work.

Switching to Linux is always the correct choice. Regardless of the question.

Don't tell me which bowls to use, you're lucky if I don't eat straight from the pan.

I'm gonna tell him.

Yay, man-made horrors! We truly live in the best timeline.

This is a song from Frozen I don't remember.

"Do you wanna do a space walk?
Or wear our Orlan's round the halls?"