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probablymarin.bsky.social
Serial Experiments Marin
@probablymarin.bsky.social
150 followers 240 following 1.4K posts
They/It
Gender is fake
I play video games, read nerdy books, listen to DnD podcasts, and just recently got into sourdough
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probablymarin.bsky.social
thank you so, so much 😭

I still have to figure out what the hell I'm gonna do going forward but this at least buys me a couple weeks..
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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rent is now due tomorrow and I'm $20 short. gofundme doesn't pay out that fast. if anyone can help please venmo me? 😭
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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that's my sourdough starter's name :)
a photo of a jar of active sourdough starter on a kitchen counter, labeled "Faguette"
February 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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This really shook him, huh
Elon Musk says, "Whoever said 'money can't buy happiness' really knew what they were talking about." Comrade Misty replies: "Bitch, please. If I had one tenth of your money I'd spend every day all day helping people and I'd be the happiest person on earth. You're miserable because you're a monster. Cope."
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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this really shook him, huh
Quote retweet of Elon Musk by @SarcasmStardust Muskrat's tweet: Whoever said "money can't buy happiness" really knew what they were talking about :( QRT: Bitch, please. If I had one tenth of your money I'd spend every day all day helping people and I'd be the happiest person on earth. You're miserable because you're a monster. Cope.
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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I've been having too much fun writing on my bed
a cat sprawl on a bed, with "gay" and an arrow pointing at her drawn in the blanket fibers a cat laying on a bed. the blanket has "fuck you" written by offsetting the fibers so light hits them at different angles, as well as a cute, simple heart character under it a cat lays in a circle drawn on blanket fibers, with "weirdo circle" under her
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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that's what I'm fucking TALKING about
a Tumblr post from the-walkerrr that reads: "What if I derp?" Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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*tim rogers voice* I'd let her kill me
a screenshot of Übel from Frieren
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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a man in a trenchcoat in a beanie opening the trenchcoat to show drugs. The image is edited to include Travis Touchdown in his coat flap, as well a a speech bubble that says "You've never seen this guy?" quoting the original tweet
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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just realized i'll be turning 35 in 2028 so i made myself a presidential campaign poster

featuring @ilhanmn.bsky.social
a shitty presidential campaign poster with an image of Ilhan Omar with a hand holding a gun pointed forward added in it reads: VOTE MARIN FOR PRESIDENT in smaller text: GIVE ILHAN OMAR A GUN AND IMMUNITY in even smaller text: I TRUST HER I THINK SHE'LL MAKE GOOD DECISIONS
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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had the idea to type out all the little mental shortcuts i have to help me remember the #Pokemon type chart
Normal… Is just regular animals. Don’t let your dog eat rocks and steel. Dogs don’t believe in ghosts and therefore can’t fight them. Fire… Burns grass and bugs, melts ice and steel. Can’t fight fire with fire, can’t burn water or rocks. Dragons are resistant against the elements. Water… Puts out fire and erodes rocks and the ground. Water and water just make more water, grass likes water. Dragons are resistant against the elements. Grass… Eats water and the ground, and breaks down rocks. It is burned by fire, competes with other grass, is killed by poisonous pesticides. Birds and bugs eat it. Steel blades are sharper than grass blades. Dragons are resistant against the elements. Electric… Is great against conductive water, and fries birds I guess. It gets diffused when striking grass, competes with other electric companies, and is completely absorbed by the Ground. Dragons are resistant against the elements. Ice… Freezes and kills grass, makes the ground dormant, causes birds to fly south. Dragons are cold-blooded, so they hate ice. Ice is melted by fire and water, breaks against other ice cubes, and only changes the temp of steel. Fighting… Is people. People are bad for normal animals. Martial artists love breaking ice and rocks. Fighting spirit helps make you unafraid of the dark. Fighting spirit excels against steel machines, like in the John Henry legend. You can’t fight poison. You can’t punch a bird or a bug, they’re in the sky or too small, dummy. You can’t punch a ghost you just go through it. Psychic brains over brawn. You can’t punch your way through a fairy tale, you have to let the magic in. Poison… Is in pesticides, which is bad for grass. The Fae are susceptible to poisoning. Poisons shouldn’t mix. Toxic waste is disposed in the ground with rocks, as landfills. You can’t poison the dead. Ground… Is thrown on fire to put it out, grounds electricity, covers poison in landfills, breaks down rocks and steel. Grass drains its nutrients, and bugs live in it. Flying… Is birds. Birds live in grass and make nests with it, eats bugs, and magpies terrorize australians. Electricity fries birds i guess, birds can’t peck through rock and steel. Psychic… Is brain power. Mind over matter VS fighting, and meditation expels impurities, or poisons. Psychics are bad against each other, and brain power can’t really bend steel spoons. Our minds are naturally afraid of the dark, which can’t be reasoned out of. Bug… Eats grass, and lives in the dark. Bugs are also a common fear, so it’s good against Psychic. They’re drawn to fire, are susceptible to getting smushed by fighters, killed by poison, or eaten by bugs. Ghosts are hard to bite since they’re intangible. Bugs can’t burrow through steel. Bugs simply coexist with fairies, and can’t really harm them. Rock… Can put out/stop fires, break ice, and crush bugs. Can also take out two birds with one stone. Rocks can easily be blocked by a fighter, and the ground easily absorbs them. Throwing rocks at steel has little effect. Ghost… Is ghosts. Ghosts compete over haunts. Ghosts are also a common fear, so they’re good against Psychic. Ghosts can’t touch animals, which don’t believe in them. They rely on darkness for their power, and thus can’t really hurt darkness. Dragon… Is only good against other Dragons. Dragons are villains in fairy tales, and can’t win in them. Dragons’ natural enemy is a hero with a steel sword. Dark… Gives ghosts power, and is inherently stronger than them. It is also a common fear, so it’s good against Psychic. Fighting spirit makes the dark less scary. Darkness can’t compete with more darkness. Fairies aren’t afraid of the dark. Steel… Crushes ice and rocks. Ferngully. Steel gets soft in fire, and sinks in water. Electricity just passes through it. Clashing steel swords is really bad for the swords actually. Fairy… Is fairies. Fairies trick humans (fighting) and thrive in the dark. Fairy tale heroes slay dragons. Fairies don’t like fire, and are very susceptible to poison and pollution. The steel age and industrialization kills the magic of fairy tales.
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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stop the fucking presses
a screenshot of a phone notification. the notification reads: Steam (now) On sale from your wishlist: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
January 30, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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tangentially related
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by "ericvilas" with 30.1k notes Post reads: "The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is 'what the fuck is 6 7' The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication."
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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the Twitter account I only use to tell Nazis to kill themselves finally got banned. damn
January 18, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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welcome to the Look Like Your Pokémon Club
my Pokémon trainer doing a matching finger heart pose with her Lopunny (her name is judyhopsl0vr)
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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DS1: amazing first half and world design

DS3: really brings everything from the first two games together, but it's really linear

DS2: it actually has a really interesting development story and there's actually two different versions with different enemy placement and tone because Miyazaki relaunc-
an unreadable wall of text with a low resolution.skeleton in some kind of fucked up fencing pose or whatever in the corner
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 AM
probablymarin.bsky.social
started The Sopranos
Melfi from The Sopranos Episode 4 saying "I guess I'm out of touch with the climate of rage in American society..."
January 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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my biggest claim to fame is this off-hand joke I put zero thought into going weirdly viral on Twitter, which led to my ex sexually harassing me when I tried to talk to them about it by pushing their tits together and saying "is this profound and unknowable"
tweet from @WikiOoc "This is kinda awesome" with a screenshot of a comment I made on Tumblr that reads: "I'm asexual so anything that gets my dick hard is profound and unknowable" 7.2k retweets, 101k likes, 1.1m impressions
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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me: I need a goth baddie that dreams about dying and having her soul carried by a giant pumpkin

northernlion: healthcare and universal basic income type shit or whatever
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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I'm 8 days into SNRI withdrawals and got mega overstimulated by my hair touching my shoulders and neck so
a plastic bag full of hair in a sink
January 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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10 time consecutive winner of the Sit Like A Loser championship title
A cat (Roxy!) sitting like a doobus part 1 a cat sitting like a goobums part 2
January 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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this scene in DBZ Kai was so good but I had to make a small edit to make it more realistic
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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love when I get a like on tiktok and go "you're cute I wonder what you post" and
"Day 12 Ketamine Treatment"
January 4, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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insurance ends today which means this was my last therapy appointment. cried so much that my cat is noticeably damp
so yeah basically our entire relationship revolved around protecting their feelings cuz if I ever tried to self advocate even a little bit they'd get self conscious and everything became more hostile for weeks. which created a dynamic where they got everything they wanted at all times, overstepped every boundary I tried to establish with no pushback because I was a doormat, and I only got suicidal therapist: why am I here again
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM