President of the Noble Committee®
@problemmodern.bsky.social
Tax the oligarchs! Money out of politics! Fight for democracy! Fuck DJT and his fucking enablers.
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I'll start proofreading myself tomorrow.
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I'll start proofreading myself tomorrow.
"Arrrrggghhh! I need a nap!"
December 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Arrrrggghhh! I need a nap!"
It better be well paid. It's very hard to compete with the greatest satirist of all. He'll bullshit even while he sleeps.
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It better be well paid. It's very hard to compete with the greatest satirist of all. He'll bullshit even while he sleeps.
When people are asked about progressive policies individually, the majority always supports them. I guess "communism" disappears when analysed at the granular level.
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
When people are asked about progressive policies individually, the majority always supports them. I guess "communism" disappears when analysed at the granular level.
I'm happily keeping my typos per post v weird syntax on the very high quadrant.
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm happily keeping my typos per post v weird syntax on the very high quadrant.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social , my man! Could you please let Trump know how much you love Ukraine next time you visit him?
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social , my man! Could you please let Trump know how much you love Ukraine next time you visit him?
Despite Trump, Russia is starting to sell its golden reserves to pay for the war. Fuck them.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Despite Trump, Russia is starting to sell its golden reserves to pay for the war. Fuck them.
"here you go"
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"here you go"
OMG! There are DEMOCRATS names on the EPSTEIN FILES?
I hereby demand to know the names of ALL OF THEM! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!
I hereby demand to know the names of ALL OF THEM! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!
September 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
OMG! There are DEMOCRATS names on the EPSTEIN FILES?
I hereby demand to know the names of ALL OF THEM! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!
I hereby demand to know the names of ALL OF THEM! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!
Soon his portraits will be replaced by something too
September 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Soon his portraits will be replaced by something too
His prediction for the argentinean economy, to have the biggest prosperity of the last 100 years, flunked baaaad, as always.
September 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
His prediction for the argentinean economy, to have the biggest prosperity of the last 100 years, flunked baaaad, as always.
And that's how we know it won't happen any day soon.
September 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
And that's how we know it won't happen any day soon.
Stephen Miller, giving Charlie Kirk's eulogy.
September 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Stephen Miller, giving Charlie Kirk's eulogy.
They keep counting wrong
September 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They keep counting wrong
The Bond movies really didn't do us any good. The villains in them are very intelligent, devising elaborate schemes, but real life villains are so terribly fucking dumb, with one line stupid actions.
September 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The Bond movies really didn't do us any good. The villains in them are very intelligent, devising elaborate schemes, but real life villains are so terribly fucking dumb, with one line stupid actions.
Hello fellow true patriots! It's finally time to reveal that I am the true Yanon!
Look at Trump's face, he was clearly replaced by a clone after dying from a shot to his ear! Biden controls him, that's why he's failing so much! Inflation, wars, communism, cheats at golf! All Biden's doing!
Believe!
Look at Trump's face, he was clearly replaced by a clone after dying from a shot to his ear! Biden controls him, that's why he's failing so much! Inflation, wars, communism, cheats at golf! All Biden's doing!
Believe!
September 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hello fellow true patriots! It's finally time to reveal that I am the true Yanon!
Look at Trump's face, he was clearly replaced by a clone after dying from a shot to his ear! Biden controls him, that's why he's failing so much! Inflation, wars, communism, cheats at golf! All Biden's doing!
Believe!
Look at Trump's face, he was clearly replaced by a clone after dying from a shot to his ear! Biden controls him, that's why he's failing so much! Inflation, wars, communism, cheats at golf! All Biden's doing!
Believe!
"it's too hot, fellow illegal immigrants, and it's getting dark. Let's go home and try again tomorrow at noon."
August 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"it's too hot, fellow illegal immigrants, and it's getting dark. Let's go home and try again tomorrow at noon."
Huh, ok...?...
August 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Huh, ok...?...
Kristi Noem, working hard. Please don't criticize her looks.
August 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Kristi Noem, working hard. Please don't criticize her looks.
It's been stressful for her, so I believe it's the aromatherapy massage day. Probably not from a teenager this time.
August 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's been stressful for her, so I believe it's the aromatherapy massage day. Probably not from a teenager this time.
Who? This Mike?
July 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Who? This Mike?
MAGAts would be the ones wearing the circle patch right until the last day of the Squid Game.
June 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
MAGAts would be the ones wearing the circle patch right until the last day of the Squid Game.
Elmo arrived at the same conclusion we had for years, that he will never reach Mars. One day he will also find that he will never reach autonomous driving level 5.
Maybe SpaceX should return the funds given by the government.
Maybe SpaceX should return the funds given by the government.
June 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Elmo arrived at the same conclusion we had for years, that he will never reach Mars. One day he will also find that he will never reach autonomous driving level 5.
Maybe SpaceX should return the funds given by the government.
Maybe SpaceX should return the funds given by the government.