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The Infamous Tia™
@proceedcyclone.bsky.social
she/her. Secondary special education teacher. Reader. Writer. Amateur gardener, runner, yogi, and gamer. Wannabe knitter and DIYer.
Problem solved one way or another, right?
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m glad you see both the humor and usefulness in the gift!

We’ve talked about getting one because every school year for three years straight someone has hit me (thankfully, little to no damage), but haven’t yet (and no one has hit me yet this year🤞).
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
They’re regulars on my wishlists for similar reasons! I have Hedwig from a previous holiday that I haven’t started and a bouquet from a previous holiday that I started and finally found a small vase for at Dollar Tree while looking for stocking stuffers! This Christmas, I got the Piranha plant.
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Which ones?!

I love that we still get fun stuff as adults.
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m not sure it’s the type of thing I’d like to win, though. heh.
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It’d make a great Lifetime movie, I’m sure! heh.
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Cousin admitted it in his statement to police. We know this because the stupid police officer left his notebook behind and we found it when we went to get Grandma’s medication.

And that was the end of family dinners, as you can imagine.
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
They lived next door to each other. Boyfriend and cousin were always arguing over the fence. One day, cousin and uncle broke in the back door. Uncle assaulted SiL and cousin stabbed boyfriend, but no one saw it and Grandma was a hoarder, so they didn’t try to collect evidence.
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Do I get to join the “family members involved with meth and went to prison” club with you and Laura?

A better story, though, is when my husband’s cousin murdered my SiL’s boyfriend in Grandma’s kitchen and got away with it because the police did not give one single fuck.
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why does this make me want to share my sordid family history?!
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Same, but I’m so jaded that I barely even care anymore. 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Same. I also hate the flowery emails; I don’t care if you hope I had a great weekend or whatever nicety, I just want you to get to the point in the shortest amount of time possible.
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hate that feeling, but it helps me to remember that there’s a literal biological reason we feel better after we cry, so do what you’ve got to do to make it through. 🫂❤️
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I hate when entire seasons aren’t released at the same time, so we’ve just started our rewatch so we will finish around the time the last episode is released on NYE.

Enjoy the new episode tonight!
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Could you decide on the genre ahead of time? Or rotate who picks?
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
And with how far you’re traveling that totally makes sense. I just have a teacher’s bladder, so I can usually wait because I don’t want to ask either. I, unfortunately, spend entire flights feeling like my arm is in the way if I’m in an aisle seat, too. Good luck with no one taking the middle seat!
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Personally, I’m a window seat girl (I’m generally not flying as far as you), but if I’m alone, I choose empty rows first (wishful thinking) and then my preferred seat where there’s no one in the center with the hope that no one takes the middle seat between two strangers.
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m so sorry, Kristen. 🫂❤️
August 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I definitely hate how work interferes with hobbies (I’m currently stand next to a copier machine as it spits out my copies for the week). I hope you have time to read after work, at least!
August 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I was nervous when I was pregnant and had gestational diabetes because of people like this. Not only is it for people, especially young, to see themselves represented, but it is also an educational tool this person clearly needs.

But I saw an ad for the Barbie the other day and thought of you! ❤️
July 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think it’s important for us to have good times (and not feel bad about it) during this shit or they truly win.

I’d also argue it’s not negativity so much as being appropriately aware. ❤️
July 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Can all of us Americans pretend your birthday party is tonight and we’re all celebrating you with fireworks tonight?
July 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Happy belated birthday, @dumblubird.bsky.social! 🎉🎈🎂🎁

Which day was it?
July 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM