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uspol
Parsnip's Guide to Reporting Street Harassment by Nat'l Guard Troops
OK, I haven't tried this yet, but my sources suggest this is the best way to proceed.
Step 0: video is best, if you can get the incident itself that is ideal.
Step 1: in order to report an asshole, you need to know who […]
Parsnip's Guide to Reporting Street Harassment by Nat'l Guard Troops
OK, I haven't tried this yet, but my sources suggest this is the best way to proceed.
Step 0: video is best, if you can get the incident itself that is ideal.
Step 1: in order to report an asshole, you need to know who […]
not a day goes by that I don't see someone miss a great opportunity to shut the fuck up.
December 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
not a day goes by that I don't see someone miss a great opportunity to shut the fuck up.
I'm sure someone that works there already tried to tell the product team, but the #tidal aesthetic update sucks (specifically the bottom player panel). I know rounded corners are in vogue, but no.
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I'm sure someone that works there already tried to tell the product team, but the #tidal aesthetic update sucks (specifically the bottom player panel). I know rounded corners are in vogue, but no.
[Christmas shitpost]
if anybody needs ideas for really inflammatory things to say to end Christmas dinner early, I gotchu
(but not really, 'cause hopefully I'm logging off soon)
if anybody needs ideas for really inflammatory things to say to end Christmas dinner early, I gotchu
(but not really, 'cause hopefully I'm logging off soon)
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
[Christmas shitpost]
if anybody needs ideas for really inflammatory things to say to end Christmas dinner early, I gotchu
(but not really, 'cause hopefully I'm logging off soon)
if anybody needs ideas for really inflammatory things to say to end Christmas dinner early, I gotchu
(but not really, 'cause hopefully I'm logging off soon)
The holidays are bearing down upon us like an out-of-control tractor trailer, so this is you reminder that
1) it is ok to be happy by yourself
2) it is ok to be grumpy by yourself
3) whether you are happy or grumpy with other people, please do crack a window open and/or run an air purifier […]
1) it is ok to be happy by yourself
2) it is ok to be grumpy by yourself
3) whether you are happy or grumpy with other people, please do crack a window open and/or run an air purifier […]
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December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The holidays are bearing down upon us like an out-of-control tractor trailer, so this is you reminder that
1) it is ok to be happy by yourself
2) it is ok to be grumpy by yourself
3) whether you are happy or grumpy with other people, please do crack a window open and/or run an air purifier […]
1) it is ok to be happy by yourself
2) it is ok to be grumpy by yourself
3) whether you are happy or grumpy with other people, please do crack a window open and/or run an air purifier […]
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
oh heyyyyyy #christmas is canceled, bestie's family have COVID
*again.*
This makes the second time holiday travel has been canceled by the same person coming down with COVID like two days before bestie's flight.
The kicker: patient 0 is a Dr doesn't mask, married to same.
Why, in the year of […]
*again.*
This makes the second time holiday travel has been canceled by the same person coming down with COVID like two days before bestie's flight.
The kicker: patient 0 is a Dr doesn't mask, married to same.
Why, in the year of […]
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December 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
oh heyyyyyy #christmas is canceled, bestie's family have COVID
*again.*
This makes the second time holiday travel has been canceled by the same person coming down with COVID like two days before bestie's flight.
The kicker: patient 0 is a Dr doesn't mask, married to same.
Why, in the year of […]
*again.*
This makes the second time holiday travel has been canceled by the same person coming down with COVID like two days before bestie's flight.
The kicker: patient 0 is a Dr doesn't mask, married to same.
Why, in the year of […]
Sources for where to buy #drmfree ebooks.
eBooks.com has some, https://www.ebooks.com/en-us/drm-free/
Rakuten Kobo has some, https://www.kobo.com/us/en/p/drm-free
https://storybundle.com/ is always sans-DRM, also some publishers.*
ps: #fuckamazon
pps: *as I was looking for sources, I […]
eBooks.com has some, https://www.ebooks.com/en-us/drm-free/
Rakuten Kobo has some, https://www.kobo.com/us/en/p/drm-free
https://storybundle.com/ is always sans-DRM, also some publishers.*
ps: #fuckamazon
pps: *as I was looking for sources, I […]
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December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sources for where to buy #drmfree ebooks.
eBooks.com has some, https://www.ebooks.com/en-us/drm-free/
Rakuten Kobo has some, https://www.kobo.com/us/en/p/drm-free
https://storybundle.com/ is always sans-DRM, also some publishers.*
ps: #fuckamazon
pps: *as I was looking for sources, I […]
eBooks.com has some, https://www.ebooks.com/en-us/drm-free/
Rakuten Kobo has some, https://www.kobo.com/us/en/p/drm-free
https://storybundle.com/ is always sans-DRM, also some publishers.*
ps: #fuckamazon
pps: *as I was looking for sources, I […]
RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@mattmcirvin/115515818978458477
I think it only shows two, and for levels below that one must clickity
I think it only shows two, and for levels below that one must clickity
RE: https://mastodon.ie/@ProcessParsnip/115515802403623938
How far does this nest?
I am become Quote, the booster of worlds
How far does this nest?
I am become Quote, the booster of worlds
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@mattmcirvin/115515818978458477
I think it only shows two, and for levels below that one must clickity
I think it only shows two, and for levels below that one must clickity
[seeking breakfast ideas, ph]
My digestion can't tolerate breakfast cereal anymore. 😩
Does anybody have extremely easy ideas for food* to eat in the morning?
We're talking Sad Bastard Cookbook level of difficulty or below. (Free download from the authors, @zillanovikov and @youseeatortoise […]
My digestion can't tolerate breakfast cereal anymore. 😩
Does anybody have extremely easy ideas for food* to eat in the morning?
We're talking Sad Bastard Cookbook level of difficulty or below. (Free download from the authors, @zillanovikov and @youseeatortoise […]
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mastodon.ie
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
[seeking breakfast ideas, ph]
My digestion can't tolerate breakfast cereal anymore. 😩
Does anybody have extremely easy ideas for food* to eat in the morning?
We're talking Sad Bastard Cookbook level of difficulty or below. (Free download from the authors, @zillanovikov and @youseeatortoise […]
My digestion can't tolerate breakfast cereal anymore. 😩
Does anybody have extremely easy ideas for food* to eat in the morning?
We're talking Sad Bastard Cookbook level of difficulty or below. (Free download from the authors, @zillanovikov and @youseeatortoise […]
There is something super wholesome about people who make videos explaining DIY projects on YouTube.
Yes, show me a person opening the housing instead of looking for the model number online to get specs, and then having to go search anyway. Show me video taken of a smudged laptop screen when […]
Yes, show me a person opening the housing instead of looking for the model number online to get specs, and then having to go search anyway. Show me video taken of a smudged laptop screen when […]
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October 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There is something super wholesome about people who make videos explaining DIY projects on YouTube.
Yes, show me a person opening the housing instead of looking for the model number online to get specs, and then having to go search anyway. Show me video taken of a smudged laptop screen when […]
Yes, show me a person opening the housing instead of looking for the model number online to get specs, and then having to go search anyway. Show me video taken of a smudged laptop screen when […]
Yoinked to make complete alt text. From Rogers Park, Chicago
UsPol# CommunityAction
UsPol# CommunityAction
October 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Yoinked to make complete alt text. From Rogers Park, Chicago
UsPol# CommunityAction
UsPol# CommunityAction
one of the many ways #doordash sucks is that the email they list on their help page gives an autoreply that it's not being monitored. 😘
Last year I canceled my free trial and they charged me anyway, and when I went back I noticed I didn't get email conf, it had just been the web page UI. My […]
Last year I canceled my free trial and they charged me anyway, and when I went back I noticed I didn't get email conf, it had just been the web page UI. My […]
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mastodon.ie
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
one of the many ways #doordash sucks is that the email they list on their help page gives an autoreply that it's not being monitored. 😘
Last year I canceled my free trial and they charged me anyway, and when I went back I noticed I didn't get email conf, it had just been the web page UI. My […]
Last year I canceled my free trial and they charged me anyway, and when I went back I noticed I didn't get email conf, it had just been the web page UI. My […]
[celebrity predators, abuse]
Hey all, does anyone have orgs (US or NZ preferred) to recommend that focus on preventing abuse/sexual assault in the #kink and #bdsm communities?
I want to donate because of Neil "Fuckface" Gaiman, and I thought I had something west coast bookmarked but I surely […]
Hey all, does anyone have orgs (US or NZ preferred) to recommend that focus on preventing abuse/sexual assault in the #kink and #bdsm communities?
I want to donate because of Neil "Fuckface" Gaiman, and I thought I had something west coast bookmarked but I surely […]
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mastodon.ie
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
uspol
Parsnip's Guide to Reporting Street Harassment by Nat'l Guard Troops
OK, I haven't tried this yet, but my sources suggest this is the best way to proceed.
Step 0: video is best, if you can get the incident itself that is ideal.
Step 1: in order to report an asshole, you need to know who […]
Parsnip's Guide to Reporting Street Harassment by Nat'l Guard Troops
OK, I haven't tried this yet, but my sources suggest this is the best way to proceed.
Step 0: video is best, if you can get the incident itself that is ideal.
Step 1: in order to report an asshole, you need to know who […]
Original post on mastodon.ie
mastodon.ie
October 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
uspol
Parsnip's Guide to Reporting Street Harassment by Nat'l Guard Troops
OK, I haven't tried this yet, but my sources suggest this is the best way to proceed.
Step 0: video is best, if you can get the incident itself that is ideal.
Step 1: in order to report an asshole, you need to know who […]
Parsnip's Guide to Reporting Street Harassment by Nat'l Guard Troops
OK, I haven't tried this yet, but my sources suggest this is the best way to proceed.
Step 0: video is best, if you can get the incident itself that is ideal.
Step 1: in order to report an asshole, you need to know who […]
USPol
For current US #military:
Some links that may be helpful as you examine your unenviable options:
https://linktr.ee/donotturnonus
https://girightshotline.org/en/military-counseling-news-updates/know-your-rights/
For veterans looking to get active:
https://linktr.ee/vetsaboutface […]
For current US #military:
Some links that may be helpful as you examine your unenviable options:
https://linktr.ee/donotturnonus
https://girightshotline.org/en/military-counseling-news-updates/know-your-rights/
For veterans looking to get active:
https://linktr.ee/vetsaboutface […]
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mastodon.ie
October 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
USPol
For current US #military:
Some links that may be helpful as you examine your unenviable options:
https://linktr.ee/donotturnonus
https://girightshotline.org/en/military-counseling-news-updates/know-your-rights/
For veterans looking to get active:
https://linktr.ee/vetsaboutface […]
For current US #military:
Some links that may be helpful as you examine your unenviable options:
https://linktr.ee/donotturnonus
https://girightshotline.org/en/military-counseling-news-updates/know-your-rights/
For veterans looking to get active:
https://linktr.ee/vetsaboutface […]
Reposted by IHateFireworks
3. Several dems voted SPECIFICALLY for the sports ban amendment, so not just for the bill, but to ban trans people from sports and activities on military bases:
bsky.app/profile/meow...
bsky.app/profile/meow...
Never forget these cowards
September 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
3. Several dems voted SPECIFICALLY for the sports ban amendment, so not just for the bill, but to ban trans people from sports and activities on military bases:
bsky.app/profile/meow...
bsky.app/profile/meow...
US: CVS is now taking appointments for #covid vaccines with the 2025-2026 formula.
For those just tuning in, the FDA and CDC are pwned and the national vaccine guidelines are no longer reliable. There is no evidence that you *don't* need a COVID vaccine.
COVID continues to be very contagious […]
For those just tuning in, the FDA and CDC are pwned and the national vaccine guidelines are no longer reliable. There is no evidence that you *don't* need a COVID vaccine.
COVID continues to be very contagious […]
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August 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
US: CVS is now taking appointments for #covid vaccines with the 2025-2026 formula.
For those just tuning in, the FDA and CDC are pwned and the national vaccine guidelines are no longer reliable. There is no evidence that you *don't* need a COVID vaccine.
COVID continues to be very contagious […]
For those just tuning in, the FDA and CDC are pwned and the national vaccine guidelines are no longer reliable. There is no evidence that you *don't* need a COVID vaccine.
COVID continues to be very contagious […]
hey kids,
for those of us who don't actually want to see our feeds full of pictures of famous sex offenders, it would be super cool if you use the word Trump or Epstein in either your post or your alt Text about same so that our filters can work.
There is no algorithm here, you can use the […]
for those of us who don't actually want to see our feeds full of pictures of famous sex offenders, it would be super cool if you use the word Trump or Epstein in either your post or your alt Text about same so that our filters can work.
There is no algorithm here, you can use the […]
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mastodon.ie
August 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
hey kids,
for those of us who don't actually want to see our feeds full of pictures of famous sex offenders, it would be super cool if you use the word Trump or Epstein in either your post or your alt Text about same so that our filters can work.
There is no algorithm here, you can use the […]
for those of us who don't actually want to see our feeds full of pictures of famous sex offenders, it would be super cool if you use the word Trump or Epstein in either your post or your alt Text about same so that our filters can work.
There is no algorithm here, you can use the […]
into each life, some patronizing pharmacist must fall
August 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
into each life, some patronizing pharmacist must fall
[neurodivergence, joint pain, request]
Dr's appt tomorrow and I got hung up trying to choose pain 1-10 (I am too neurospicy for this. It's obvious that pain is not the same even between people with the same injury, it's subjective and contextual and varies over the course of a day. You might as […]
Dr's appt tomorrow and I got hung up trying to choose pain 1-10 (I am too neurospicy for this. It's obvious that pain is not the same even between people with the same injury, it's subjective and contextual and varies over the course of a day. You might as […]
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August 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
[neurodivergence, joint pain, request]
Dr's appt tomorrow and I got hung up trying to choose pain 1-10 (I am too neurospicy for this. It's obvious that pain is not the same even between people with the same injury, it's subjective and contextual and varies over the course of a day. You might as […]
Dr's appt tomorrow and I got hung up trying to choose pain 1-10 (I am too neurospicy for this. It's obvious that pain is not the same even between people with the same injury, it's subjective and contextual and varies over the course of a day. You might as […]
... I can't tell if this site is actually "preparing my [MRI] images for download" or if the page is just stalled.
Love living through the collapse of the healthcare system, but tbh healthcare-specific software has always been like this
Love living through the collapse of the healthcare system, but tbh healthcare-specific software has always been like this
August 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
... I can't tell if this site is actually "preparing my [MRI] images for download" or if the page is just stalled.
Love living through the collapse of the healthcare system, but tbh healthcare-specific software has always been like this
Love living through the collapse of the healthcare system, but tbh healthcare-specific software has always been like this