ProductPanic
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Building the next-gen chaos engine with hot takes from the trenches of product.
Unhinged as a Service.
The roadmap is a lie.
www.productpanic.com
Unhinged as a Service.
The roadmap is a lie.
www.productpanic.com
June 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Product managers, don't argue with your stakeholders. There is no point. Just compromise, what harm could come from that?
You can always call it "alignment" if it makes you feel better.
#product #productmanagement #roadmap #planning #alignment
You can always call it "alignment" if it makes you feel better.
#product #productmanagement #roadmap #planning #alignment
June 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Product managers, don't argue with your stakeholders. There is no point. Just compromise, what harm could come from that?
You can always call it "alignment" if it makes you feel better.
#product #productmanagement #roadmap #planning #alignment
You can always call it "alignment" if it makes you feel better.
#product #productmanagement #roadmap #planning #alignment
Product managers when stakeholders send:
"Please review attached file. Thanks. PRODUCT_FeatureRequests_2(copy).xls"
without any context.
#product #productmanagement #agile #tech #roadmap
"Please review attached file. Thanks. PRODUCT_FeatureRequests_2(copy).xls"
without any context.
#product #productmanagement #agile #tech #roadmap
June 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Product managers when stakeholders send:
"Please review attached file. Thanks. PRODUCT_FeatureRequests_2(copy).xls"
without any context.
#product #productmanagement #agile #tech #roadmap
"Please review attached file. Thanks. PRODUCT_FeatureRequests_2(copy).xls"
without any context.
#product #productmanagement #agile #tech #roadmap
Oh sure why not, one more little itty bitty custom feature couldn't possibly have any negative consequences for our business.
#product #productmanagement #SaaS #sales #roadmap #weloveourclients
#product #productmanagement #SaaS #sales #roadmap #weloveourclients
June 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oh sure why not, one more little itty bitty custom feature couldn't possibly have any negative consequences for our business.
#product #productmanagement #SaaS #sales #roadmap #weloveourclients
#product #productmanagement #SaaS #sales #roadmap #weloveourclients
June 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Designers everywhere today asking their PM if a UI update can get added to the roadmap.
#wwdc #ux #design #liquidglass
#wwdc #ux #design #liquidglass
June 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Designers everywhere today asking their PM if a UI update can get added to the roadmap.
#wwdc #ux #design #liquidglass
#wwdc #ux #design #liquidglass
Tfw you start work on Friday morning and see your cancerous todo list that won't stop growing, the roadmap in flames, and a stack of half finished PRDs and product briefs while your Slack is blowing up before 5 hours of straight meetings:
#product #productmanagement #tech #friday #memes
#product #productmanagement #tech #friday #memes
June 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Tfw you start work on Friday morning and see your cancerous todo list that won't stop growing, the roadmap in flames, and a stack of half finished PRDs and product briefs while your Slack is blowing up before 5 hours of straight meetings:
#product #productmanagement #tech #friday #memes
#product #productmanagement #tech #friday #memes
June 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Is this wrong?
The biggest flex for a product team is to have no roadmap at all...and yet get more accomplished than otherwise.
#product #productmanagement #agile #discovery #backlog #roadmap #okr #outcomes
The biggest flex for a product team is to have no roadmap at all...and yet get more accomplished than otherwise.
#product #productmanagement #agile #discovery #backlog #roadmap #okr #outcomes
June 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is this wrong?
The biggest flex for a product team is to have no roadmap at all...and yet get more accomplished than otherwise.
#product #productmanagement #agile #discovery #backlog #roadmap #okr #outcomes
The biggest flex for a product team is to have no roadmap at all...and yet get more accomplished than otherwise.
#product #productmanagement #agile #discovery #backlog #roadmap #okr #outcomes
And for a limited time only you can get the whole starter pack for only $29.95/mo!
#product #productmanagement #starterpack #agile #tech #AI #twentytwentyfive
#product #productmanagement #starterpack #agile #tech #AI #twentytwentyfive
June 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And for a limited time only you can get the whole starter pack for only $29.95/mo!
#product #productmanagement #starterpack #agile #tech #AI #twentytwentyfive
#product #productmanagement #starterpack #agile #tech #AI #twentytwentyfive
When leadership hasn't heard of "The Mythical Man Month" and insists that simply doubling the size of the dev team will get a feature done in half the time.
#productmanagement #agile #tech #dev #usetheresources
#productmanagement #agile #tech #dev #usetheresources
May 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When leadership hasn't heard of "The Mythical Man Month" and insists that simply doubling the size of the dev team will get a feature done in half the time.
#productmanagement #agile #tech #dev #usetheresources
#productmanagement #agile #tech #dev #usetheresources
May 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This account may speak from the product manager’s chair, but we LOVE our software engineers.
Where the devs at? Speak up, we want to follow you!👇🏼
Where the devs at? Speak up, we want to follow you!👇🏼
May 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This account may speak from the product manager’s chair, but we LOVE our software engineers.
Where the devs at? Speak up, we want to follow you!👇🏼
Where the devs at? Speak up, we want to follow you!👇🏼
For the PMs in the US, it's a long holiday weekend.
Resist the urge. Fight the temptation. Ignore the Slack.
Give yourself a moment this time and walk away.
#product #prodmgmt #selfcare #techmemes #memorialday
Resist the urge. Fight the temptation. Ignore the Slack.
Give yourself a moment this time and walk away.
#product #prodmgmt #selfcare #techmemes #memorialday
May 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
For the PMs in the US, it's a long holiday weekend.
Resist the urge. Fight the temptation. Ignore the Slack.
Give yourself a moment this time and walk away.
#product #prodmgmt #selfcare #techmemes #memorialday
Resist the urge. Fight the temptation. Ignore the Slack.
Give yourself a moment this time and walk away.
#product #prodmgmt #selfcare #techmemes #memorialday
9 out of 10 product managers recommend anxiety as a delivery tactic.
The 10th:
The 10th:
May 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
9 out of 10 product managers recommend anxiety as a delivery tactic.
The 10th:
The 10th:
Live look, 3 days before the release:
May 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Live look, 3 days before the release:
May 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The Jira ticket is a horcrux - if you delete it, a part of the stakeholder will die. #product #prodmgmt #memes #stakeholders
May 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The Jira ticket is a horcrux - if you delete it, a part of the stakeholder will die. #product #prodmgmt #memes #stakeholders
PM's realistically expect shipping software to be more complex that it needs to be, but in practice it is far more chaotic.
May 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
PM's realistically expect shipping software to be more complex that it needs to be, but in practice it is far more chaotic.
