Professional Ferret
proferret.bsky.social
Professional Ferret
@proferret.bsky.social
Male, Bi, 29. Furry trash. I play video games sometimes I guess.
Pinned
Finally got a ref sheet of mah boi.
Thanks to @artbyyellowdog.bsky.social
Christmas music fatigue really setting in rn
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I thought the game awards were tonight but turns out they were yesterday lol oops
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I don’t think there’s a more depressing website to look at than modern DeviantArt, god damn dude.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Wine
Boyfriend
Pussy

🤔
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Half Life 3 will be released on March 3, 2033.

3/3/33.
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So they’re gonna ban hemp. I really hate getting political but holy shit we need age limits in government or something. Fuck I hate old people.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
69 will always be the funny number to me.
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Strange desire to try buying a lottery ticket today.
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
God I hope tamers never discovers ai
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Richard Conrad
October 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Felix and Shawna enjoying their last day of vacation in the nude.

Commission for proferret
September 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
One year away from boomer status.
September 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Damn, I still never played Hollow Knight
September 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Kind of feel like getting back into Atari collecting
August 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just heard someone describe Quake as "if Doom and Runescape had a baby".

Damn.
July 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
idk look at my butt
July 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
So that new Mafia game that’s coming out. The one set in Italy. Doesn’t have Italian audio.

Nice.
July 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Technically not naked since he got a hoodie and shoes on.

Commission for @proferret.bsky.social
July 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Getting in touch with nature...

Another @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org commission :3
July 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Felix and Shauna, two old OC’s of mine that I’ve been kind of neglecting for a while.

Old art (2022) once again by @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org

(reuploading because idk what happened to the image quality last time)
June 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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happy switch 2 release day
June 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I’ll wait until it’s like $10, no way am I paying $25 lmao
June 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I got to work during all these game events 😭
June 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If you insist on driving a Dodge Charger and you're not a cop, can you at least pick a color that isn't grayscale? Thank you.
June 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Remembering that time I bought an old iPod on eBay that had Blink 182’s “Fuck a Dog” preinstalled on it.

And it was listed as a Ween song for some reason.
May 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM