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Hey guys. If you're checking this because I made a really funny reply to one of your posts, just go on and hit that follow. I was cool and funny on Twitter. I'm cool and only slightly less funny on here too
@murderxbryan.bsky.social did they arrest you?
August 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social did they arrest you?
Sometimes I google “Uvalde police su*cide” just to see if any of them actually reckoned with themselves. To date, not a one and still making the Uvalde streets “safe”
August 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Sometimes I google “Uvalde police su*cide” just to see if any of them actually reckoned with themselves. To date, not a one and still making the Uvalde streets “safe”
What’s New In Chrome: AI!!! Fucking take all this god damn AI mother fucker!!!
August 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What’s New In Chrome: AI!!! Fucking take all this god damn AI mother fucker!!!
My god these people are morons
August 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My god these people are morons
Ross Douthat would sell out his mother to be in the Illuminati. But they don’t want him and he knows it.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“Conspiracy theories, lately so influential in American debates, can be understood as the political equivalent of dark-matter theories,” our columnist Ross Douthat writes.
“Conspiracy theories, lately so influential in American debates, can be understood as the political equivalent of dark-matter theories,” our columnist Ross Douthat writes.
Opinion | Conspiracies Are Real. The Theories Can Be Traps.
Why it’s a mistake to quickly lock in on a single theory.
nyti.ms
August 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ross Douthat would sell out his mother to be in the Illuminati. But they don’t want him and he knows it.
Matthew Yglesias does, in fact, name search. So you don’t actually have to the unbearable work of seeking out his articles and opinions to call him a moron. Just type his name and he will see it.
August 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Matthew Yglesias does, in fact, name search. So you don’t actually have to the unbearable work of seeking out his articles and opinions to call him a moron. Just type his name and he will see it.
The outrage over Superman is so funny.
Synopsis: An evil country invades and kills its weaker neighbors.
“STOP TALKING ABOUT ISRAEL!!!”
Synopsis: An evil country invades and kills its weaker neighbors.
“STOP TALKING ABOUT ISRAEL!!!”
July 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The outrage over Superman is so funny.
Synopsis: An evil country invades and kills its weaker neighbors.
“STOP TALKING ABOUT ISRAEL!!!”
Synopsis: An evil country invades and kills its weaker neighbors.
“STOP TALKING ABOUT ISRAEL!!!”
The liberals are starting to catch up
July 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The liberals are starting to catch up
Opinion article by the adviser to world-historic loser John Fetterman
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com:
“Zohran Mamdani shocked the political establishment,” Rebecca Kirszner Katz writes. “There are lessons that national Democrats should take from his strong showing in the Democratic primary for mayor of New York City. But I worry they won’t.”
“Zohran Mamdani shocked the political establishment,” Rebecca Kirszner Katz writes. “There are lessons that national Democrats should take from his strong showing in the Democratic primary for mayor of New York City. But I worry they won’t.”
Opinion | Democratic Leaders Tried to Crush Zohran Mamdani. They Should Have Been Taking Notes.
www.nytimes.com
June 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Opinion article by the adviser to world-historic loser John Fetterman
Reposted
The thing I notice most about all the Zohran crash outs is how fucking scared these people are. Their world is dying, and we’re going to be the ones to kill it. Fuck, that feels good.
June 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The thing I notice most about all the Zohran crash outs is how fucking scared these people are. Their world is dying, and we’re going to be the ones to kill it. Fuck, that feels good.
Consent Manufacturing machine up and running early
The emergence of Zohran Mamdani, a democratic socialist, in New York City is likely to divide national Democrats, who are already torn about what the party should stand for.
A New Political Star Emerges Out of a Fractured Democratic Party
The emergence of Zohran Mamdani, a democratic socialist, is likely to divide national Democrats, who are already torn about what the party should stand for.
trib.al
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Consent Manufacturing machine up and running early
Reposted
They’re so afraid of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, they’re doing airplane messages now?? #NYCvotes #NYCElection
June 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They’re so afraid of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, they’re doing airplane messages now?? #NYCvotes #NYCElection
This was really inconvenient for Chuck Schumer, as he was almost done with his latest TACO tweet
Top Republicans in Congress swiftly rallied behind President Trump on Saturday after he ordered strikes on three Iranian nuclear sites, even as senior Democrats and some GOP lawmakers condemned it as an unconstitutional move that could drag the U.S. into a broader war in the Middle East.
Republican Lawmakers Cheer Strike on Iran as Top Democrats Condemn It
Republicans in Congress praised President Trump’s decision to hit Iran. Many Democrats and some G.O.P. lawmakers said he should have consulted Congress.
trib.al
June 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This was really inconvenient for Chuck Schumer, as he was almost done with his latest TACO tweet
Don’t worry guys, the dumbest man online has thoughts
I hope it all works out, and it definitely might, but this is a course of action with a lot of downside risk and very limited upside for the United States relative to what could have been achieved through diplomacy.
www.slowboring.com/p/21-thought...
www.slowboring.com/p/21-thought...
21 thoughts on Trump's war with Iran
A risky situation brought to us by a weak president
www.slowboring.com
June 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Don’t worry guys, the dumbest man online has thoughts
At least John McCain had the decency to be dead before this happened
June 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
At least John McCain had the decency to be dead before this happened
Every now and then, just for fun, I will look up "Uvalde cop suicides." I'm always surprised to find that none of those cowards have k****ed themselves. I can't begin to imagine the shame I would have to live with. Disgusting.
May 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Every now and then, just for fun, I will look up "Uvalde cop suicides." I'm always surprised to find that none of those cowards have k****ed themselves. I can't begin to imagine the shame I would have to live with. Disgusting.
The NYT was an integral part of the effort to crush pro-Palestinian activism until like 2 weeks ago
Even before President Trump was re-elected, the Heritage Foundation — the conservative think tank behind Project 2025 — set out to destroy pro-Palestinian activism in the U.S. Read more: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/u...
May 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The NYT was an integral part of the effort to crush pro-Palestinian activism until like 2 weeks ago
Just found out Ezra Klein has a subreddit where people are praising the abundance thing. Put that shit on the dark web. Kids should never have to see that
May 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Just found out Ezra Klein has a subreddit where people are praising the abundance thing. Put that shit on the dark web. Kids should never have to see that
Found the most cursed reddit post
March 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Found the most cursed reddit post
The person who is a perpetual let-down truly is the best person to lead the Democratic Party
With Bernie Sanders unlikely to run for president again, the question now is who will lead the network he built into 2028 and beyond. In interviews, many progressive Democrats said there was one clear leader for the job: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/23/u...
March 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The person who is a perpetual let-down truly is the best person to lead the Democratic Party
Running it back to that Iraq war-style coverage
Breaking News: Israel seized part of a major corridor in Gaza, raising pressure on Hamas in the most significant ground operation since the cease-fire collapse.
Israeli Ground Forces Seize Part of Gaza Corridor, Raising Pressure on Hamas
The military said it took over part of a major corridor that bisects the enclave, in the most significant ground operation since the collapse of a cease-fire with Hamas.
www.nytimes.com
March 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Running it back to that Iraq war-style coverage
Another democratic senator gets home, throws their hand-made sign of civil protest, and exclaims "How are they doing this???"
March 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Another democratic senator gets home, throws their hand-made sign of civil protest, and exclaims "How are they doing this???"
Endlessly curious about conservative memes
March 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Endlessly curious about conservative memes
Failing New York Times chooses photo that invokes the least amount of sympathy possible
Among the federal workers whose careers and lives have been upended in recent weeks are those who represent the next generation of civil servants and are now wrestling with whether they can even consider a future in public service.
Trump’s Cuts to Federal Work Force Push Out Young Employees
The loss of early career workers has raised concerns about the impact on the next generation of civil servants.
www.nytimes.com
March 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Failing New York Times chooses photo that invokes the least amount of sympathy possible