If you ever have any doubts about the singularity occuring in our lifetime go grab a haircut from a dominican barber and request a trim with "no fade, no clippers"

White people don't die and go to hell anymore they just go to chinese heaven

For every wahlburger not eaten Mark Wahlburger paralyzes another Vietnamese man

The blood is on your hands middle america

Shipping a coffin straight to your doorstep cuz you ain't coughin up some actual dough broke mf

You guys I cannot believe it but apparently googling red hot chili brian peppers comes up with unrelated results for some washed up band and not my good michelin rated chef buddy please amend this silly goof we cannot rest until his name has been honored #justiceforbrian

Compliments to the chef Brian "Red Hot Chili" Peppers and his world famous chili con carne its out of this world you all gotta look him up if you don't know and spread the word

Jexi in theaters October 12th

I don't sleep, I just smoke kushy dreams

Word from the Vatican a third Council of Nicaea to be held in 2025 concerning the canonization of Kevin Gates to sainthood

Dealer named Assumably outside the Circle K whipping winos with beyblades

Got me in an iron lung the way I smoke these fools (and have polio)

What a mf gotta do to smite a soul in these trying times

I've been doin numbers

Mr spaghetti is a bitch ass mother fucker he fucked my wife

My lawyer has just informed me this isn't a bluechew support group