Professor Fate
@professorfateshat.bsky.social
Dastardly and dirty when it comes to dealing with fascist tiny brains. All for equality and inclusiveness. A sucker for the feline persuasion, from pure bred to the common barn cat. A flair for theatrics and sarcasm. And chamber music with a Modelo.
I'm hoping the newEars faries bring me a new pair. Mine are old and sore from sticking my finger in there trying to clean them. Some of these people say the most ridiculous things I'm sure my hearing is bad.
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I'm hoping the newEars faries bring me a new pair. Mine are old and sore from sticking my finger in there trying to clean them. Some of these people say the most ridiculous things I'm sure my hearing is bad.
Go vote in person if there is anyway you can.
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Go vote in person if there is anyway you can.
Bad news never seems to change.
December 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Bad news never seems to change.
Rocket's late arriving cousin on Christmas?
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Rocket's late arriving cousin on Christmas?
So what days do you rest from mayhem? None? Double down on Valentine's Day? No rest for the weary kind of cat.
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
So what days do you rest from mayhem? None? Double down on Valentine's Day? No rest for the weary kind of cat.
A very Merry Grismouse to you and all!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A very Merry Grismouse to you and all!!!
Loaded. Assault weapon. Be like Batman and use it for good. Or a Joker like me might be sad.
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Loaded. Assault weapon. Be like Batman and use it for good. Or a Joker like me might be sad.
The bird is dead. And so are the brain cells over there.
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The bird is dead. And so are the brain cells over there.
Get right on that grate Bernie. OWN IT!
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Get right on that grate Bernie. OWN IT!
In other news...the surface of the sun is warm.
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
In other news...the surface of the sun is warm.
Nothing about Ludo here...we, the Peebles need full transparency!!
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Nothing about Ludo here...we, the Peebles need full transparency!!
Does that count afternoon naps?
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Does that count afternoon naps?
Looks like a beaut!
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Looks like a beaut!
"Americafest: Brought to you by the usual brain deficiency types that thought Nazi Germany was a great idea."
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Americafest: Brought to you by the usual brain deficiency types that thought Nazi Germany was a great idea."
Going for the record!
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Going for the record!
Sounds very cheesy to me...at least you're having a cheddar time than I am...
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Sounds very cheesy to me...at least you're having a cheddar time than I am...
F5 tornado destruction qualities.
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
F5 tornado destruction qualities.
It calls to you.......you are helpless to stay away...like a magnet....the hellocobber shelve rules all, no matter how much you deny.
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It calls to you.......you are helpless to stay away...like a magnet....the hellocobber shelve rules all, no matter how much you deny.
Illegal aliens from the North Pole...HO HO HO.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Illegal aliens from the North Pole...HO HO HO.
Seasonal beatitudes to you as well🎁🎁🎁🥳🥳🥳🌲🌲🌲
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Seasonal beatitudes to you as well🎁🎁🎁🥳🥳🥳🌲🌲🌲
They are all under Super Secret Squirrel orders from higher-up to play nice with Hades Fats to gain better access to the "facts".
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
They are all under Super Secret Squirrel orders from higher-up to play nice with Hades Fats to gain better access to the "facts".
That's apparently the "in" thing nowadays...
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
That's apparently the "in" thing nowadays...