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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞
@professormcgovern.bsky.social
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Didactic Dominant. Sapiosexual Sadist Seductress.

Professor of Pleasure & the Oldest Profession 🍎

Weaving the threads of History, Anthropology, Humanities, Art, and Literature in pursuit of a more complete fabric of knowledge on human sexuality.
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Yes, I will grade your curve,
No, I won't grade it on a curve,

next question?
A photo of Gwynne, a porcelain-skinned ginger with black glasses draped in a wool houndstooth scarf. Their green eyes stare directly into the deepest part of your soul, making you feel temporarily exposed. They hold a multi-colored pen between their full lips. 🖤🧡 🧡🖤
February 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I almost never post tits-out on here, but it is Snuggly Sunday and I do love this sweater so much...
❤️
Gwynne, a pale red head with green eyes framed by horn rimmed style black glasses, gazes into the camera as they life their sweater to reveal their large breasts and pierced nipples This time the camera angle is slightly lower, Gwynne is squishing their large boobs together and grinning with a devious look
December 1, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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It's Laundry Day inside the McGovern Domicile 💖

How are you spending your day?
A photo of dominant Professor Gwynne in white lace lingerie and robe, large breasts pale and well moisturized. Her green eyes are framed with brown tortoiseshell glasses. They faze deeply into the viewer's soul. She is a red head, her wavy hair messy and voluminous this morning. She is a hot teacher SW Content Creator. Skyhub domme 🧡🖤 🖤🧡
December 1, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Thanks to an Honor Roll Student, this Puffing Professor's humo humidor has some brilliant baby blunts for pervy puff play 🍃
Professor McGovern's pale hands holding a raw paper wrapped blunt betwixt deeply emerald lacquered fingernails. A bracelet of tigers eye encircles their wrist. In the background you can see their tattooed legs and feet in a pair of cheetah print high heels. 🍃 🧡🖤 🖤🧡 💚
November 27, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Over 30 Sex Workers Thread! Quote with a pic and your age.

I'm 32 ✨
Gwynne, a red head with curly hair and devious green eyes, looks into the camera. Their glasses are off, held in their right hand and resting against their soft lips. 🖤🧡 🖤🧡
November 26, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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I tried
A bad pencil drawing of Donald duck handcuffed to a bike rail, coquetteishly looking back over his left shoulder at the viewer
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Education is not the filling of a vessel, it is the kindling of a flame 🔥
Professor Gwynne in a black blazer with a peek of sheer black brassiere peeking out of the deepest part of the V. Their curly red hair gleams alluringly. Their green eyes appraise you directly, as their pink glasses have been removed and lay tantalizingly on their glossy rose lips. 🖤🧡 🧡🖤 💙
November 18, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Which hobby did I just receive a shipment for? 😅
My big pale paw holding a box with a sticker that has an image of a howling wolf and reads "24mm Timber Wolf MAG KNOT TIMBER"
November 15, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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Humbly submitting this body of work for tits & tummy Tuesday.
Gwynne standing in a contrapposta pose, hands removing pink glasses, a big smile on their face. Sheer black bra shows pink nipples accentuated with silver jewelry. A hot pink thong races across creamy cool-toned flesh, a black and white snakeskin skirt is slid down just below the swing of their hips. 🧡🖤 🧡🖤 🖤🧡 🔞
November 13, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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Your 2000 words are due at midnight 🕛
A photograph of a tall statuesque pale complected person called Gwynne. Short, coppery curls flounce to strong jawline. Their high heeled feet face away from the viewer, and they twist to look the viewer in the eyes. Their blazer is pulled open to show a fetching gunmetal colored rope style necklace and a sheer bra. Their blue green eyes are framed by shell pink glasses. Their lips are a brilliant shade of red. Their look is shocked and scandalized with a touch of sardonic. Behind them on the wall are the letters S I N 🧡🖤 🖤🧡 This photo shows Gwynne turning slightly more away from the viewer and giving more dramatic face. The high key lighting makes the image poppy and bright.
November 12, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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This is the one I'm actually working on.

I'm calling it "Stupid Sexy Riker".
A photo from trek movie com with a grey header and footer that reads "Angel One" (the name of the Star Trek Episode the image is from) and "January 25th, 1988" the episode's original air date. It features William T Riker in a fun outfit, a sparkly turquoise wrap top that exposes one of his pecs and leggings wrapped in suggestive straps. He wears a big silver earring and a look of confidence. His coworker and sometimes lover Counselor Deanna Troi stands behind him with a bemused look.
November 11, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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Well, what do you have to say for yourself now?
professor with her right leg up on a vintage walnut desk chair with shelves of books on each side. her curvaceous form is accentuated by a black skirt that hugs at the waist before flaring out just a bit before terminating just below the knees. large breasts are transformed to hilly mounds of textured snow in a soft white sweater with a plunging v neck. sheer tights with a diamond pattern bejewel long tattooed legs. 🖤🧡 💙
December 19, 2023 at 5:54 PM
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Well, it's over.

This weekend was a wild one to be sure. Spent Saturday in service to community, which, despite the long hours, was life-giving. I spent Sunday in service to my self, packing my things and removing them from the apartment I shared with my now former partner.
A picture of my right hand curled into a soft fist, clutching the end of my shirt, facing the camera to show my utterly trashed manicure.
December 18, 2023 at 5:21 PM
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Imagine my surprise.
A notification from blue sky saying Elon Musk has followed you.
December 15, 2023 at 3:45 PM
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heh heh heh nice
A screen shot from my profile that says "269 followers"
December 1, 2023 at 5:14 PM
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Sometimes the best cure for the blues is to wear some red ♥️💋
Gwynne in a cute, form fitting black and red dress with matching red lipstick and earrings that are shaped like telephone receivers. This image was caught mid-fumble of the book she holds. Gwynne in the same outfit - red and black dress, shiny black patent leather heels, this time smiling at the camera.
November 30, 2023 at 9:58 PM
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Here I am now, entertain me!
A selfie taken by Gwynne. Of you from her luscious red lacquered lips down to her 7-in black shiny patent leather spike heels. In between she is wearing a form fitting pinup style wiggle dress that is black with a red stripe down the middle.
November 30, 2023 at 4:52 PM
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Throne's list prices reflect sales, how cool is that 😌
A screen shot of two listed items from Gwynne's throne wish list : a red bra and pair of panties with delicate gold chain accents that are on a sale for only 14 and 30 dollars which is a steal for the quality!
November 25, 2023 at 7:31 PM
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Happy Sex Worker Saturday!

👓 Up or Down?

🎒 $ReadingPainbow
Professor Gwynne in a matching sweater and mini skirt made of a soft cashmere blend in a cream and turquoise diamond hunter plaid pattern. Black round rimmed glasses with gold metallic accents are pressed up, framing bright blue green eyes. 🖤🧡 🧡🖤 In this photo their glasses are down their nose further showing off the short cat eye liner that frames their big eyes. A long silver necklace disappears into the crevasse between their bosom. 💙
November 25, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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Me, everyday, sipping on delicious organic coffee grown by people committed to Pachamama (Mother Earth).
The second series of twin peaks from 20 years after, this screen shot is of Dougie Jones, the reincarnation of Dale Cooper after he entered the black lodge. He has gone through trauma and is a different person entirely, nearly silent, some say an outward reflection of Buddhist principles he expressed interest in during the first series. He is quiet, although others around him become flustered by his slow pace, he remains peaceful, although sometimes becomes agitated himself. In this shot he is holding a to-go cup of coffee in his hands and wears a bright avocado green suit that is very fun and has a look of sheer joy on his face after having tasted the coffee.
November 25, 2023 at 5:38 PM
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I feel like that alone is enough to recommend them on - but we would be ignoring their NUMEROUS awards and accolades including being the first coffee written about in Wine Spectator and Gold Medalist at the Good Food awards.

It's like, really good.
Dale Cooper from the TV show Twin Peaks, played by Kyle McLachlan a pale masculine fella in a standard suit that loudly reads him as a federal officer, holding a cup of coffee and the subtitles in yellow below show him as being caught saying "A Damn Fine cup of coffee!". His love, and addiction to coffee is a recurring theme in the show.
November 25, 2023 at 5:26 PM
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Ready to get schooled?
Gwynne in a cute matching sweater and skirt with a diagonal plaid pattern in cream and teal. It hugs their body in all the right places they are taking a sultry selfie looking into the camera.
November 21, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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Do your due diligence, not just for you - but the whole community!

Know your status! 💞

I'd love to see your "getting tested" selfies!
Gwynne with messy curly black hair in a black kn95 mask, showing the back of their hand where there is a taped cotton ball - the site where blood draw for an STD test has been taken. Their green eyes are bright and sparkling. Basically the same as the other photo but Gwynne has their fingers crossed
November 20, 2023 at 6:18 PM
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Thanks to a 🌟 student for starting a strip tease with their generous gift this afternoon 😘

2 more offerings and I'll offer up a little more...

$ReadingPainbow
A portrait from the shoulders down of a heavenly marble body wrapped in a deep eggplant colored wrap style dress that hugs the curves and all the right places. Muscular hands are untying the belt. 🖤🧡
November 18, 2023 at 12:11 AM
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I know, I know, posting like this in daylight hours
A silly emoji from my phone's emoji creator that has blended the sighing face with the little animated breath of air coming out of the mouth with the winking tongue out :-) implying both exasperation at my own antics while still being horny and kind of unrepentant
November 17, 2023 at 7:36 PM