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Ah, just checking in here to see if it’s still unfuckingbelieveably arduous to toggle between two accounts on BlueSky and yep. Okay, back to Threads.
September 30, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Ah, just checking in here to see if it’s still unfuckingbelieveably arduous to toggle between two accounts on BlueSky and yep. Okay, back to Threads.
I don’t think people said vibes before 2020.
I don’t think people said yap before 2024.
I don’t think people said yap before 2024.
May 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I don’t think people said vibes before 2020.
I don’t think people said yap before 2024.
I don’t think people said yap before 2024.
Annual reminder to brands that this would be as good a time as any to give Customers the ability to opt out of Mother’s and Father’s Day emails!
April 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Annual reminder to brands that this would be as good a time as any to give Customers the ability to opt out of Mother’s and Father’s Day emails!
One of the cringiest things is when someone refers to a musician, athlete, etc., as “our guy”.
April 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
One of the cringiest things is when someone refers to a musician, athlete, etc., as “our guy”.
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If you're struggling to keep all of the different immigration/deportation cases straight, I've got a post for you: open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
April 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you're struggling to keep all of the different immigration/deportation cases straight, I've got a post for you: open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
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PAYING THE GOVERNMENT OF EL SALVADOR TO KEEP HIM AT CECOT
Van Hollen says that he asked the VP of El Salvador why his government continues to hold Abrego Garcia even though he’s not charged with any crime and there’s no evidence that he’s MS-13.
“His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”
“His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”
Senator Chris Van Hollen is speaking live from El Salvador, where he just met with the Salvadoran VP: www.youtube.com/live/pYZPzHy...
April 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
PAYING THE GOVERNMENT OF EL SALVADOR TO KEEP HIM AT CECOT
Craig Coyne looks like Temu Ashton Kutcher. #pickleball
April 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Craig Coyne looks like Temu Ashton Kutcher. #pickleball
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EXCLUSIVE: Elon Musk’s DOGE may be secretly recording meetings in at least two agencies, according to emails from senior officials.
Full story from our collaboration with the @us.theguardian.com: go.crooked.com/K628MH
Full story from our collaboration with the @us.theguardian.com: go.crooked.com/K628MH
April 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
EXCLUSIVE: Elon Musk’s DOGE may be secretly recording meetings in at least two agencies, according to emails from senior officials.
Full story from our collaboration with the @us.theguardian.com: go.crooked.com/K628MH
Full story from our collaboration with the @us.theguardian.com: go.crooked.com/K628MH
Gen X and Boomers were really amazing at blaming Millennials for like everything. One thing Gen Z is exceptional about is coming up with ideas that Millenials, Gen X, and Boomers had and convincing the Internet (not people in real life) that they’re new and original ideas.
April 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Gen X and Boomers were really amazing at blaming Millennials for like everything. One thing Gen Z is exceptional about is coming up with ideas that Millenials, Gen X, and Boomers had and convincing the Internet (not people in real life) that they’re new and original ideas.
One of the sad things about leaving Twitter was the end of one of my longest running bits posting about this man from Forbes wearing aggressive hats that don’t quite fit the social circumstance. WE’RE BACK, BABY!
April 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
One of the sad things about leaving Twitter was the end of one of my longest running bits posting about this man from Forbes wearing aggressive hats that don’t quite fit the social circumstance. WE’RE BACK, BABY!
Haven’t had any political fundraiser texts in a minute. All of a sudden all of these fucking losers claiming to be Cory Booker started bothering me today. “Stop 2 End”. FYI @booker.senate.gov.
April 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Haven’t had any political fundraiser texts in a minute. All of a sudden all of these fucking losers claiming to be Cory Booker started bothering me today. “Stop 2 End”. FYI @booker.senate.gov.
Cory Booker is the only thing I miss about Twitter.
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Cory Booker is the only thing I miss about Twitter.
Cory Booker is on hour 17.
Strom Thurmond’s “record” 24 hour filibuster should also have a big old asterisk next to it not just because he was racist but because he was a racist cheater.
Strom Thurmond’s “record” 24 hour filibuster should also have a big old asterisk next to it not just because he was racist but because he was a racist cheater.
April 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Cory Booker is on hour 17.
Strom Thurmond’s “record” 24 hour filibuster should also have a big old asterisk next to it not just because he was racist but because he was a racist cheater.
Strom Thurmond’s “record” 24 hour filibuster should also have a big old asterisk next to it not just because he was racist but because he was a racist cheater.
Do you think God would have more time for important things like Darfur and cancer if he did not have to worry about all those basketball players taking free throws?
March 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Do you think God would have more time for important things like Darfur and cancer if he did not have to worry about all those basketball players taking free throws?
ICE is in Prospect Park in Brooklyn.
Tell them to fuck off!
Tell them to fuck off!
March 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ICE is in Prospect Park in Brooklyn.
Tell them to fuck off!
Tell them to fuck off!
Smart people work at Tesla.
Employees stock trades past in the past 3 months:
Shares bought: 0
Shares sold: 745,228
Not a good sign for Tesla.
Employees stock trades past in the past 3 months:
Shares bought: 0
Shares sold: 745,228
Not a good sign for Tesla.
March 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Smart people work at Tesla.
Employees stock trades past in the past 3 months:
Shares bought: 0
Shares sold: 745,228
Not a good sign for Tesla.
Employees stock trades past in the past 3 months:
Shares bought: 0
Shares sold: 745,228
Not a good sign for Tesla.
I’ve never had this. I think I need to try it once.
Do Cold Stones still beat the shit out of your ice cream in front of you?
March 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’ve never had this. I think I need to try it once.
Do Cold Stones still beat the shit out of your ice cream in front of you?
March 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Do Cold Stones still beat the shit out of your ice cream in front of you?
Hi @davearonberg.bsky.social! You’re very active on BlueSky. And you’re one of MSNBC’s legal eagles. It’s getting weird that as a former Florida state attorney you’re commenting on NYC’s Mayor’s political future but you haven’t yet dipped your feet into the Pam Bondi discourse.
March 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hi @davearonberg.bsky.social! You’re very active on BlueSky. And you’re one of MSNBC’s legal eagles. It’s getting weird that as a former Florida state attorney you’re commenting on NYC’s Mayor’s political future but you haven’t yet dipped your feet into the Pam Bondi discourse.
I don’t need Chuck Schumer’s book pitch right now.
March 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I don’t need Chuck Schumer’s book pitch right now.
If someone could just invent something that tastes as good as good coffee smells that would rule.
March 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If someone could just invent something that tastes as good as good coffee smells that would rule.
Trump is aging us so fast that MUMFORD & SONS ARE ON THE OLDIES STATION!
March 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Trump is aging us so fast that MUMFORD & SONS ARE ON THE OLDIES STATION!
Who is the right going to say is funding the left wing cabal when George Soros dies?
March 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Who is the right going to say is funding the left wing cabal when George Soros dies?
I am starting to think starting The Handmaid’s Tale right now might not be the smartest mental health decision I’ve ever made.
March 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I am starting to think starting The Handmaid’s Tale right now might not be the smartest mental health decision I’ve ever made.
THE SUN SETS IN NYC AT 6:55PM TOMORROW!!
March 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
THE SUN SETS IN NYC AT 6:55PM TOMORROW!!