Chris Blankenship
@professortuba.bsky.social
Leaving Bluesky in the near future. Hit me up via DM to connect elsewhere. Love y’all.
No work; only pkmn!
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
No work; only pkmn!
*Assigned Ska at Birth*
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
*Assigned Ska at Birth*
My sentiment remains the same for this entire holiday-stricken month. You are welcome in this house and at this table. You are safe. You are loved. Please remember to eat and hydrate, you deserve that, too.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My sentiment remains the same for this entire holiday-stricken month. You are welcome in this house and at this table. You are safe. You are loved. Please remember to eat and hydrate, you deserve that, too.
Always Ohio. Fucking it up for the rest of us. To Discord!!!
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Always Ohio. Fucking it up for the rest of us. To Discord!!!
Bestie! DM me, you know I’ve got good recs and hookups!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Bestie! DM me, you know I’ve got good recs and hookups!!!
How I wish we had had Libby and Hoopla as kids
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
How I wish we had had Libby and Hoopla as kids
Double down then. A baker’s dozen of cheesecake milkshakes!
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Double down then. A baker’s dozen of cheesecake milkshakes!
But it’s cheesecake so it’s worth it. (And apparently you can also force your body to tolerate lactose?? Actual science exists on it I think)
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
But it’s cheesecake so it’s worth it. (And apparently you can also force your body to tolerate lactose?? Actual science exists on it I think)
Slices of cheesecake!
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Slices of cheesecake!
In the back of my mind, I always kinda assumed that we’d eventually *have* to move backward with tech, and I guess I’m glad my brain never unlearned the “old ways” 😂 I’ve been fighting for the past couple days to get my iPod running again, too
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In the back of my mind, I always kinda assumed that we’d eventually *have* to move backward with tech, and I guess I’m glad my brain never unlearned the “old ways” 😂 I’ve been fighting for the past couple days to get my iPod running again, too
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I JUST picked up a physical notepad and planner at the store last night for the same reasons! Like, I appreciate the convenience of my calendar and notes apps, but I forget things so easily, even with the widgets on my main screen. So I think moving back to analog will help me, too.
I JUST picked up a physical notepad and planner at the store last night for the same reasons! Like, I appreciate the convenience of my calendar and notes apps, but I forget things so easily, even with the widgets on my main screen. So I think moving back to analog will help me, too.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
!!!
I JUST picked up a physical notepad and planner at the store last night for the same reasons! Like, I appreciate the convenience of my calendar and notes apps, but I forget things so easily, even with the widgets on my main screen. So I think moving back to analog will help me, too.
I JUST picked up a physical notepad and planner at the store last night for the same reasons! Like, I appreciate the convenience of my calendar and notes apps, but I forget things so easily, even with the widgets on my main screen. So I think moving back to analog will help me, too.
No joke, I’ve been trying to plan accordingly and downgrade the tech in my life. The current goal is getting a dumbphone that works for me 😂
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
No joke, I’ve been trying to plan accordingly and downgrade the tech in my life. The current goal is getting a dumbphone that works for me 😂
I can still hear the screeches haunting me in my dreams. *I say as I have the “You’ve got mail” soundfile as my email notification.*
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I can still hear the screeches haunting me in my dreams. *I say as I have the “You’ve got mail” soundfile as my email notification.*
Sounds like your job has some snitches 😒
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sounds like your job has some snitches 😒
The key is to hide in the break room for a “5 minute nap” that turns into exactly however long you need it to be until it’s time to leave.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The key is to hide in the break room for a “5 minute nap” that turns into exactly however long you need it to be until it’s time to leave.
Getting glasses after not knowing you needed them is such a night-and-day difference 😭 if I have music on while I’m reading though, then my music analysis brain kicks in lol
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Getting glasses after not knowing you needed them is such a night-and-day difference 😭 if I have music on while I’m reading though, then my music analysis brain kicks in lol
For all it’s worth, as I’ve come to terms with the ins and outs of how my AuDHD works for me (in adulthood), it sounds silly, but finding books (inc. classics) in a manga or comic book style is a great tool to making books more accessible. I say this in hopes that it can be helpful.
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
For all it’s worth, as I’ve come to terms with the ins and outs of how my AuDHD works for me (in adulthood), it sounds silly, but finding books (inc. classics) in a manga or comic book style is a great tool to making books more accessible. I say this in hopes that it can be helpful.
Insert obligatory apology to the wall (to make sure the wall is ok).
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Insert obligatory apology to the wall (to make sure the wall is ok).
Peter Pan Creamy or Jif Crunchy.
Grape Jelly.
Plain white bread or flour tortilla.
Or if I’m not feeling jelly, then creamy PB, regular Doritos, and white bread.
Grape Jelly.
Plain white bread or flour tortilla.
Or if I’m not feeling jelly, then creamy PB, regular Doritos, and white bread.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Peter Pan Creamy or Jif Crunchy.
Grape Jelly.
Plain white bread or flour tortilla.
Or if I’m not feeling jelly, then creamy PB, regular Doritos, and white bread.
Grape Jelly.
Plain white bread or flour tortilla.
Or if I’m not feeling jelly, then creamy PB, regular Doritos, and white bread.
Chili cheeseburger with bacon!
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Chili cheeseburger with bacon!