GlitchGlamGoblin
@profgoblin.bsky.social
They/Them 🏳️⚧️ Chronically ill, loves games, anime and talking about them
That was a fucking touchdown for the Ravens!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
That was a fucking touchdown for the Ravens!!!!
Donkey Kong Bananza, on top of being incredibly charming, is just one of the most cathartic games I’ve ever played
I’ve 100% the first two sublayers and it never gets boring just smashing up a level
I’ve 100% the first two sublayers and it never gets boring just smashing up a level
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Donkey Kong Bananza, on top of being incredibly charming, is just one of the most cathartic games I’ve ever played
I’ve 100% the first two sublayers and it never gets boring just smashing up a level
I’ve 100% the first two sublayers and it never gets boring just smashing up a level
I’ve played a bit of Mario Kart World so far and I genuinely think this might be my favorite Mario Kart already
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’ve played a bit of Mario Kart World so far and I genuinely think this might be my favorite Mario Kart already
Well I’m a dumbass and suffering today for poor decisions yesterday lmao
Did way too much, including stuff that should be done with two people(My roommates weren’t happy to learn I did stuff while they were busy 😅) and now I’m in a fuck load of pain lol
Gonna mostly veg today to recover
Did way too much, including stuff that should be done with two people(My roommates weren’t happy to learn I did stuff while they were busy 😅) and now I’m in a fuck load of pain lol
Gonna mostly veg today to recover
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Well I’m a dumbass and suffering today for poor decisions yesterday lmao
Did way too much, including stuff that should be done with two people(My roommates weren’t happy to learn I did stuff while they were busy 😅) and now I’m in a fuck load of pain lol
Gonna mostly veg today to recover
Did way too much, including stuff that should be done with two people(My roommates weren’t happy to learn I did stuff while they were busy 😅) and now I’m in a fuck load of pain lol
Gonna mostly veg today to recover
So I accidentally bought the Kingdom Hearts games on Steam(Stupid story) and before I returned them I decided to try it(Meant to play all games back on PS4 then it died and I beat 1 and 2 back on PS2)
I knew the PC ports weren’t great but these are a completely broken, technical mess on PC
I knew the PC ports weren’t great but these are a completely broken, technical mess on PC
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
So I accidentally bought the Kingdom Hearts games on Steam(Stupid story) and before I returned them I decided to try it(Meant to play all games back on PS4 then it died and I beat 1 and 2 back on PS2)
I knew the PC ports weren’t great but these are a completely broken, technical mess on PC
I knew the PC ports weren’t great but these are a completely broken, technical mess on PC
And FF7 Remake is BEATEN! I still love that ending!
Probably not gonna 100% the game for awhile!
Started Intermission and first impressions are...not great performance wise(Everything else is great)
It's insanely stuttery for me, unfortunately
Probably not gonna 100% the game for awhile!
Started Intermission and first impressions are...not great performance wise(Everything else is great)
It's insanely stuttery for me, unfortunately
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
And FF7 Remake is BEATEN! I still love that ending!
Probably not gonna 100% the game for awhile!
Started Intermission and first impressions are...not great performance wise(Everything else is great)
It's insanely stuttery for me, unfortunately
Probably not gonna 100% the game for awhile!
Started Intermission and first impressions are...not great performance wise(Everything else is great)
It's insanely stuttery for me, unfortunately
Haven’t played Crisis Core or Rebirth yet, but I think what makes Sephiroth work so well as a character is he can be extremely cool and terrifying up until Cloud is near him for more than, like, 5 seconds at a time
Then you notice how obsessive and lame he is and it just adds to him amazingly
Then you notice how obsessive and lame he is and it just adds to him amazingly
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Haven’t played Crisis Core or Rebirth yet, but I think what makes Sephiroth work so well as a character is he can be extremely cool and terrifying up until Cloud is near him for more than, like, 5 seconds at a time
Then you notice how obsessive and lame he is and it just adds to him amazingly
Then you notice how obsessive and lame he is and it just adds to him amazingly
Ugh can’t do Thanksgivings with friends/their families cause I got a stupid multi-day crippling migraine 🥲
Laying in the dark doesn’t help, so I’m at least gonna finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake tonight and start the DLC
Laying in the dark doesn’t help, so I’m at least gonna finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake tonight and start the DLC
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ugh can’t do Thanksgivings with friends/their families cause I got a stupid multi-day crippling migraine 🥲
Laying in the dark doesn’t help, so I’m at least gonna finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake tonight and start the DLC
Laying in the dark doesn’t help, so I’m at least gonna finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake tonight and start the DLC
Ohhh I’m a moron lmao
So, FF7R, I never fought Bahamut my first play through(Leveling up Revival is a pain)
Didn’t realize I should actually be level 50/in post-game
Even with Manawall he practically 1 shots the party with Megaflare and we CANNOT do enough damage to interrupt the countdown lmao
So, FF7R, I never fought Bahamut my first play through(Leveling up Revival is a pain)
Didn’t realize I should actually be level 50/in post-game
Even with Manawall he practically 1 shots the party with Megaflare and we CANNOT do enough damage to interrupt the countdown lmao
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ohhh I’m a moron lmao
So, FF7R, I never fought Bahamut my first play through(Leveling up Revival is a pain)
Didn’t realize I should actually be level 50/in post-game
Even with Manawall he practically 1 shots the party with Megaflare and we CANNOT do enough damage to interrupt the countdown lmao
So, FF7R, I never fought Bahamut my first play through(Leveling up Revival is a pain)
Didn’t realize I should actually be level 50/in post-game
Even with Manawall he practically 1 shots the party with Megaflare and we CANNOT do enough damage to interrupt the countdown lmao
Reposted by GlitchGlamGoblin
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
Nearing the end of my 2nd playthrough of FF7R and it still throws me off just how disgustingly strong Tifa is lmao
Yeah, she’s DPS, but that doesn’t do justice to just how fast she mauls everything to death if set up right 😂
Yeah, she’s DPS, but that doesn’t do justice to just how fast she mauls everything to death if set up right 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Nearing the end of my 2nd playthrough of FF7R and it still throws me off just how disgustingly strong Tifa is lmao
Yeah, she’s DPS, but that doesn’t do justice to just how fast she mauls everything to death if set up right 😂
Yeah, she’s DPS, but that doesn’t do justice to just how fast she mauls everything to death if set up right 😂
Reposted by GlitchGlamGoblin
So multi-day crippling migraines are just a thing I get now ig
Only thing that helps is getting high and no longer caring about the pain
Tbf it could just be me not being used to temp/pressure changes in MD weather yet, but it still makes me insanely miserable
Only thing that helps is getting high and no longer caring about the pain
Tbf it could just be me not being used to temp/pressure changes in MD weather yet, but it still makes me insanely miserable
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
So multi-day crippling migraines are just a thing I get now ig
Only thing that helps is getting high and no longer caring about the pain
Tbf it could just be me not being used to temp/pressure changes in MD weather yet, but it still makes me insanely miserable
Only thing that helps is getting high and no longer caring about the pain
Tbf it could just be me not being used to temp/pressure changes in MD weather yet, but it still makes me insanely miserable
Fighting Bahamut in FF7 Remake while high is a REALLY bad idea 😅
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Fighting Bahamut in FF7 Remake while high is a REALLY bad idea 😅
I never bothered to use Barret’s melee weapons in Remake(Apart from just mastering the weapon skill) so I didn’t realize how quickly he murders most enemies now
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I never bothered to use Barret’s melee weapons in Remake(Apart from just mastering the weapon skill) so I didn’t realize how quickly he murders most enemies now
It’s seriously looking like I might totally cut out ever getting a PlayStation again and stick w/ Nintendo consoles and my laptop
Nothing even against SONY…at least rn… Just cost of everything is far, far too much
Nothing even against SONY…at least rn… Just cost of everything is far, far too much
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s seriously looking like I might totally cut out ever getting a PlayStation again and stick w/ Nintendo consoles and my laptop
Nothing even against SONY…at least rn… Just cost of everything is far, far too much
Nothing even against SONY…at least rn… Just cost of everything is far, far too much
I think I’m smiling like an idiot through my replay of Final Fantasy 7 Remake even more so than I was the first time
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I think I’m smiling like an idiot through my replay of Final Fantasy 7 Remake even more so than I was the first time
I’ve always hated the argument against JRPGs and the like that “giant swords are unrealistic” or whatever
I don’t want realism. I want giant swords
I don’t want realism. I want giant swords
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’ve always hated the argument against JRPGs and the like that “giant swords are unrealistic” or whatever
I don’t want realism. I want giant swords
I don’t want realism. I want giant swords
I played Dirge of Cerberus
It was pretty crap
But I kinda hope it gets the Remake treatment
It was pretty crap
But I kinda hope it gets the Remake treatment
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I played Dirge of Cerberus
It was pretty crap
But I kinda hope it gets the Remake treatment
It was pretty crap
But I kinda hope it gets the Remake treatment
Final Fantasy 7 Remake should have had a scene where Sephiroth shows up at the Honey Bee in his own dress just to try and show up Cloud
I feel like that’s where their relationship is at at this point
I feel like that’s where their relationship is at at this point
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Final Fantasy 7 Remake should have had a scene where Sephiroth shows up at the Honey Bee in his own dress just to try and show up Cloud
I feel like that’s where their relationship is at at this point
I feel like that’s where their relationship is at at this point
Reposted by GlitchGlamGoblin
I'm watching an adult creator get systematically cut off from every income stream by payment processors and now debankment could be on the table. She makes legal content. They are trying to shut her up and hope that we'll shut up too.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
#SaveSpeech
Ana's situation has gotten more severe. This is blatantly targetted debanking and [extremely unfortunate] proof that these call campaigns are getting under paypros skin
Keep calling Visa and MC and demanding they stop discriminating against adult content!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Ana's situation has gotten more severe. This is blatantly targetted debanking and [extremely unfortunate] proof that these call campaigns are getting under paypros skin
Keep calling Visa and MC and demanding they stop discriminating against adult content!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm watching an adult creator get systematically cut off from every income stream by payment processors and now debankment could be on the table. She makes legal content. They are trying to shut her up and hope that we'll shut up too.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
I’ve noticed that I make my coffee so insanely strong that if I try to order coffee anywhere it just tastes too watery
This is more of a me problem than anyone else’s lmao
This is more of a me problem than anyone else’s lmao
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’ve noticed that I make my coffee so insanely strong that if I try to order coffee anywhere it just tastes too watery
This is more of a me problem than anyone else’s lmao
This is more of a me problem than anyone else’s lmao
Reposted by GlitchGlamGoblin
I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
I did some digging
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
How Christopher Ahlberg is making the world safer and more secure with Recorded Future
Christopher Ahlberg explains how Recorded Future has grown and evolved since its inception in 2009 as it strives for global security.
www.insightpartners.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
Reposted by GlitchGlamGoblin
Lots of folks gotta start getting way more comfy defending pornography and adult content with their whole chests, because this trend will not end well for anyone.
My new Buy Me a Coffee account was suspended before my first payout was received, the site stating it is “required to deactivate accounts that contain or use adult content to generate revenue through Buy Me a Coffee”
Adult content was never referenced on my page nor used as a motivator to tip
Adult content was never referenced on my page nor used as a motivator to tip
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Lots of folks gotta start getting way more comfy defending pornography and adult content with their whole chests, because this trend will not end well for anyone.
Reposted by GlitchGlamGoblin
Reinforces my theory that paypros may have flagged ”Ana Valens” as a term and my online financial options are being limited
bsky.app/profile/acva...
bsky.app/profile/acva...
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reinforces my theory that paypros may have flagged ”Ana Valens” as a term and my online financial options are being limited
bsky.app/profile/acva...
bsky.app/profile/acva...